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hamishwatson: yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
gold: acidictrips: cantankerous-canoodle: submissivefeminist: Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up. idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect if you don’t love benson you’re wrong
pompousprince: Adulthood
thottiehokage: adulthood is finally worth it
tastefullyoffensive:Adulthood.
some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about
liveloveevintage: After much research, consideration, and experimentation, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity
imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: It’s sad when I explain this work and school stuff to adults and they’re like “that’s adulthood” it makes me sad that being on my feet 20 hours out of the day and only sleeping 4 is what is considered the norm
alwayssadaboutfreelancers: The thing about adulthood they don’t tell you about it’s that it takes a special task force and 15 spreadsheets to get a gang of 4 together for one day.
mishafletcher: curlicuecal: bannock-and-biopolitics: A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it oh shit my laundry reblog to save someone’s laundry
tahthetrickster: the part of adulthood that nobody prepared me for was how some nights you’re like “yknow what? i’m in the mood to cook a full 12-course meal for myself” and other nights you’re like “tortilla chips are basically an entire
just-shower-thoughts: Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.
cybra-sensei: thispreciousthing: A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like. “You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him. His face lit up. “But you have to buy it yourself.” I’ve never seen someone go from
ponyregrets: pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live
thesexualquotes: This is adulthood:
neddstark:Brooklyn Nine-Nine: adulthood, a saga.
shakespork: regretrograde: hate2breakittoya: girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood i actually talked about this with a psych professor
thesokovianaccords: here’s the thing about adulthood- you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ramenking25: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: turns out most indoor swings are sex swings, which is something about adulthood they do not teach you to expect Shook
vampireapologist:adulthood is carefully writing a two paragraph email that could actually just be reduced completely to “hey, what the fuck”
roshijordan: adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on
lesbianrey:i can’t even quite articulate what it’s like to be socialized on tumblr from a teenager to adulthood without sounding insane…. it did a lot of damage to me unquestionably but also i genuinely feel like I Am Built Different than my peers
I am absolutely dysfunctional but my coworker can confirm I seem fine so! A+ in adulthood which was both possible and desirable to achieve!
norcula:fairycosmos:fairycosmos:god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes it’s sitting at home on a weekend and feeling this sudden wave of bittersweet nostalgia for something
tiny–gay-munchkin:soaringsearingphoenix:soaringsearingphoenix:The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeperLike… i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced… i have to make sure that the space i occupy is
jenniferlawrectum: school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY
alicepika: Guys, this is a thing and I am on board this ship. Rule 34: Ruining Improving Ruining childhoods everywhere… and adulthoods… and pseudo-childhoods… you get it.
satanstrousers: satanstrousers: It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood. It’s 2 am, my second year of college starts tomorrow, and I got out of my warm bed and climbed into a freakin’ bubblebath to make
eicinic: Bonus:Adulthood au, Bokuaka extra , closeups They’re so disgustingly sweet that you can blame your cavities on me. This takes place after the current events of the Au. I really wanted to do this and I’m too impatient to finish first the
arianagrandes:Adulthood™
daniwry: Happy Birthday @lemongogo!! You’re a super cool gal and deserve better than being forced into the adulthood club but at least we can suffer together
lankybrunettepartdeux: I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic. Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.
herondalectable: let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy has been with us our entire lives from all that to good burger to kenan and kel and now snl he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood god bless you
soras-majestic-butt: you’ve reached pinnacle adulthood when you get excited at shopping for coffee mugs
cantankerous-canoodle: submissivefeminist: Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up. idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect
satanstrousers: It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.
acidictrips: cantankerous-canoodle: submissivefeminist: Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up. idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect if you don’t love benson you’re wrong
partybarackisinthehousetonight: ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
gloomy-optimist: I can’t help but think Karkat would throw tantrums constantly at least up until like…mid adulthood
saltcaramels: Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as
mothsfly: samlockxo: animal-factbook: Cats cheeks, unlike human cheeks, maintain a large amount of fat even after infancy and into adulthood. This is because the fat insulates the face and gives additional thermal protection to its head. zaphrex
sarahseeandersen: sarahseeandersen: As you know, my first book, “Adulthood is a Myth” was released yesterday. Well, we are REALLY, REALLY close to breaking into Amazon’s top 100 selling books. And if we manage to do that, boatloads of good things
I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.
princess-wine-mom: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Adulthood 👔 STOP ATTACKING ME
hiigher-power: nobodyputsbabyinthecornerk: amindlost: The camera need a raise Me running away from adulthood. Tht was,a 400m dash
trinidadblossom: It’s carnival again in Trinidad and Tobago.. we start from kiddies to adulthood with our culture - 2014 Photo Cred: David E Fraser
mememaster: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. That’s deep
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
