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wizardoftrash:stephanidftba:TikTokTranscript: Hey, Big Al, why do all the people in my life with ADHD have such a weird sense of humor? Oh, that’s ‘cause we’re all super understimulated. What does that even mean? Imagine that the inside
randomdepression:akindplace:Plounce on twitter Just a reminder since they’re making it harder to get diagnosed with autism soon, if tools made for either autistic or ADHD people help you: use them. That simple. Don’t worry about taking away
frogmp3:cutabello:frogmp3:a fun adhd thing to do is reflexively repeat noises or words you hear around you either weirdly to yourself or weirdly directly to other people or, in a fun and not weird way, to your catYeah it’s called echolalia and it
imlizy:hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819:imlizy:jerking off with adhd is so funny youre like going ham and all of a sudden its time to check tumblrOp what were you doing before you made this post?
schizocassandraoftroy:Honestly I wish people with neurological disorders and mental illness talking to themselves was more normalized so here’s to people with autism who narrate things! people with adhd who talk out loud to remember stuff! people with
horrortragedies:having adhd is sooo fun because i get to experience malicious boredom. it’s like normal boredom, but it hates u personally and wants to harm u
biggest-goofiest-fish: jumpingjacktrash: gynandromorph: ADHD is only motivated by 5 things:-urgency-challenge-novelty and play-interest-being a contrarian little bitch i’m also very food motivated We’re cats.
biohazard-inevitable:Had a very fun memory of when I was a kid and used plastic straws as a chewing stim toy before we even knew i was autistic, we just thought it was a good adhd focus thing since it worked.All the teachers knew and understood why I
antifamutantdown: mitski-miyawakis: chaifootsteps: bluehairedspidey: wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon adhdoof #this is literally how I talk It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.
turns-out-its-adhd:
iamthecutestofborg:k-dhd:yep.So much of the “advice” given to people with ADHD is just likeStep One: Become neurotypical
werewolfwillow:studying-with-adult-adhd:antarestyl:siphersaysstuff:eabevella: toopunktofuck:rubyredrose1207: kari-izumi: viostormcaller: blueinkblot: gahdamnpunk: VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS The other thing about measles is that it resets your body’s
junkbot3000:slimegirlwarlock:memorycycle:adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch outokay done 👍 why am i hurtsBecause of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead
caffeinatedopossum:For all my fellow ADHD and soft voice-havers when we get interrupted/can’t say anything constantly
liquidstar:adhdoofenshmirtz: liquidstar:my life hasnt known peace ever since someone said people with adhd talk like doctor doofenshmirtz. because its true. sometimes i go on like 5 non sequiturs and im like do i sound like doofenschmirtz rn Wich is
kirayato:fun fact you shouldn’t make fun of people who talk a lot because sometimes they can’t control it because of adhd or sometimes it’s a coping mechanism to help them deal with anxiety or something like that and making fun of them because they
quotation-galore: I want my to have the ability to focus on one idea, one thought and go after it.Fuck ADHD…
lingyaoza: me: i need to be funny, witty, or somethingdepression, anxiety, adhd:
iswearimnotnaked: vegan-because-fuck-you: one of the fucking worst things about my ADHD and BPD and depression is how fucking much all of those fuck the absolute shit out of my memory I am constanly losing and forgetting things and it makes me question
coconutthegreater: martymuses: nineprotons: in-adjective-carcosa: adhd-is: thatadhdfeel: “WOW IM SO GLAD MY DOCTOR TOLD ME ABOUT THIS” SAID NONE OF US EVER I’d never heard of this but this is like my entire life. Because it’s not just fear
signedem:adhd is a bullshit disorder like i can’t clean my room to save my life because i’m Too Busy staring at a wall. what the fuck kind of shit is that.
dearlesbian: someone: do you mind if i say something off topic?? me, an adhd gremlin: i’ve never been on topic in my life, please continue
2hon5: goawfma: bitch i got adhd lmao Carbon dioxide has only one atom more than carbon monoxide just in case you think breathing is harmless
esser-z: thebreakfastgenie: legitimatelala: Chaotic angel Andy Dwyer is gifted ADHD fight me He totally is. He shows himself, as seen here and also in some non-joke scenes, to actually be quite smart. His issue is much more not being able to focus
lechadodi: angelofgrace96: “I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down. bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it
peanutworm: You, an intellectual: 9+7=16 Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16 Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
vampireapologist: the-cj-chronicles: vampireapologist: the truest ADHD ally of our time was my professor who during a field exam handed me a newt and told me to hold it and I was like “what do you want me to do with this” thinking it was for the
donegalh:adhd culture is rewinding something because you stopped paying attention and missed a bit, then forgetting to pay attention to the bit you missed and having to rewind it again, then forgetting to pay attention to the bit you missed and having
narwhalsarefalling: 2hon5: goawfma: bitch i got adhd lmao Carbon dioxide has only one atom more than carbon monoxide just in case you think breathing is harmless most rocket fuels uses liquid O2, just in case u thought water was safe too
simulatedsushi: Does anyone else with ADHD feel like they crave change, like getting bored easily and needing to do something else or go/live/work/go to school someplace else, but when something changes that you didn’t control you freak out or become
shubbabang: funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd i hope she’s doing well
moon-daisie: grumpysalmon: All of the incredibles represent a disorder: Violet - anxiety Dash - ADHD Mr Incredible - too strong Mother Incredible - ??? Baby - exploding child Mother Incredible - MILF
ndiecity:vin-ill:frogmp3:frogmp3:frogmp3:if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive i would simply umum. so i would justYup that’s what it’s like
battledeer: juzt-peachy: ADHD brain be like:
hereditary-2018:having ADHD and trying to experience a single coherent thought and complete one (1) action feels like this
glumshoe: glumshoe: lesbian-with-adhd: what glumshoe: what do you call a sex club for ecologists A Climax Community texted this to my coworker and he never replied to me so I think I’ve burnt some bridges
dea-certe:candyradium:boxofleftovermuffins:Due to corona we have 3 days of the week now:1• Yesterday2• Today3• Tomorrow this is just what having adhd is likeAnd there’s the really important 4th day: The day of The Appointment. No one knows
himeno-ran:himeno-ran:LOVE the adhd thing where brain demands a very specific and simultaneously very vague type of stimulation and u can’t figure out what it isit’s like it’s defined only in negatives. NOT this. NOT that! and u have
remusisastinkybastard: stargabs-is-here: thecrystalalice: Got to love Watsky’s words of wisdom This is the ADHD hack that got me straight A’s for my final 3 terms of college and Cum Laude honors. And WHAT honors?
lia-wildfire:School: we’re continuing all classes online!My ADHD brain: oh so what you’re saying is Time doesn’t exist, Sleep Schedules are no longer apparent, and The Classes may still exist but only as a strange distant entity that
mother-entropy:popsunner:popsunner:popsunner:popsunner:popsunner:popsunner:Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have
tiqqun: bloodcraving-vampire: great-tweets: There is nothing new under the sun. ADHD mood *Abbott walks in* *I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*
celestial-peaches-deactivated20:seniorinternaut:sciencefunn:If it isn’t broken, don’t fix it, Google!People with adhd brains and/or bad eyesight really gonna struggle with this one 😂 lol
queernuck:I wish all nonbinary cokeheads, oat milk drinking baristas, manga importers, she/they/he pronoun users, casual gacha game enthusiasts, trans women who own Glocks, ADHD/Autistic retail workers, queer theorists, New German Cinema aficionados,
welpnotagain:sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:adhd is so funny it’s like being possessed but with myself me, desperately: can we please get something done?!my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA
awed-frog:bendingsignpost:glorious-spoon:normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke:haonsowmqpoznwk:This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your
tfw-adhd: binghsien: How to have a conversation about a topic you’re not interested in or don’t know anything about: Listen to what the other person has to say about the topic. Ask a question about what they said. Asking them to clarify or explain
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testosteronetwink:eliteknightcats:if you’re trying to explain something to your friend who has adhd try sucking them off sloppy style!
ready-bek:wyndryga:funnytwittertweets:youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?reblogging for that comment jhc
ilovecats4ever:babytrain:i hope this site never gets deletedyeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers
headspace-hotel: It’s a really bad, unbearably vibratey itchy feeling. A craving for relief that takes too great a mental effort to overcome. tlbodine: I feel like a better term for this experience is “restless.” 3scythes: I feel like adhd
amerykah:ADHD is so funny it’s like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it’s incurable. Here’s meth
amygdalan-arm:genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care
doctor-jonathan-strange:unpretty:getting an office job after years of being a self-employed adhd nightmare was so funny though. like all through college and working for myself i assembled this terrifying patchwork of lifehacks and getting-things-done
lilishere:imaginedsoldier:Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.
