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This picture set is awesome! Â Who’d of thought in a hundred years that this librarian looking chick would have an awesome rack like that! Â Actually, I’ve usually got a good talent for “what lies beneath”…I reckon I would
skimpymoms: the-fifth-world-1637: My son was joking around with his aunt jenna and I about how large his cock was. Little did he know that we’d actually check. It wasn’t that big. Even if he did lie that didn’t stop us from letting him fuck our
“So my friend slept over last night and we shared my bed, but after she fell asleep I suddenly got really turned on and started rubbing my clit while she was just lying right next to me and it felt so good. I actually started imagining that my friend
buddhabrot: this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that
buddhabrot: this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that This is adorable
Am I the only one who thinks that J.K. Rowling should release 'The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore' as an actual book?
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
dragonagenews: championsandheroes: Ok, I’m not going to lie, my brain is being a shit-head. I actually dreamt that I started playing DA:I, I was so *happy* and then I woke up. I have a problem… Dronequisition, I am very much a part of it and I want
mugwumpian: “12: Experiences like this will give you something to post on your blog that’s actually interesting.” “19: Over the Thanksgiving break, you were gonna tell your hometown buddies you had a threesome, and now you won’t have to lie…much.”
thugkitchen: You know how you lied and said that you’d actually bring something to the party this time? FUCKING DO IT. Did someone else bring a pasta salad? Throw that shit away because it doesn’t even hold a candle to what you just brought to the
This seal was, and is, a lie. It tells you that there is quality in shitty games, when the actual intent is to show that it is an officially licensed Nintendo game.
learn2laugh2day: Everything I know is a LIE The full rule is actually “i before e except after c, or when sounding like a, as in neighbor or weigh.” At least, that’s how I was taught. It still ignores the long e exception.
Dash probes to see what exactly lies hidden at the end of a rainbow. I guess y'all can thank Smitty for that picture! He kinda brought up the topic about anal, and I was thinking that I have to draw something involving it. Funnily it’s actually
I went out to get Persona Q today, and lamented to the clerk that I could only get one half of the tarot cards, because Ultimax sold out. They actually had a pack of the other half lying around and gave it to me for free! :D Persona and JoJo, have a lot
couchprincess:It’s actually a surprisingly quick process to stretch your stomach, as it turns out. I can’t lie about how much it turns me on that I’m capable of devouring an entire tub of ice cream in a single sitting now…and
scarvesindoors: bbterra: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie
komaydah: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
backstageperformer: my sister just said “what if donald trump isnt actually a bad person but it’s his hair whispering lies into his ear and controlling his physical form. what if is hair is the root of all evil” like it was that fucking bowler
realityismyillusion: hotfag: that “your brain makes you see yourself 5x as attractive as you actually are” is a lie i looked it up and it’s false and the truth is other people see you 20% more attractive than you see yourself. BYE HOPE HAS
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: no one has ever played a video game and i’m really tired of the lies life is the only video game, one life, no checkpoints that’s kirby actually Well I’m also round and pink and eat a lot how is that guy special
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: no one has ever played a video game and i’m really tired of the lies life is the only video game, one life, no checkpoints that’s kirby actually Well I’m also round and pink and eat a lot how is
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: no one has ever played a video game and i’m really tired of the lies life is the only video game, one life, no checkpoints that’s kirby actually Well I’m also round and pink
lonellytown: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then
diekingdomcome: buddhabrot: this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that I need a dog and kitty cat to love me like this
beesmygod: “haha that person turned out to be a sexual predator. epic Win” please look at yourself in a mirror for a really long time and wonder where your priorities actually lie bc it sounds like ppls well being ranks below well performative horn
hyumjim:Actually we could all keep telling people that Joe Biden buried a dog, or 2 dogs, or 937 of them, and it would still not measure up to the lies that Joe Biden has told about himself, which if you do a little googling, are simply innumerable. 2
prince-edi: Isabelle says the villagers are complaining about the litter and I’m just like“Oh I’m sorry that I just have fucking gemstones and precious metals lying on the ground. Other towns have actual trash and you’re complaining about my
kikofficial: majiinboo:kanyewestistheloveofmylife:highlyglamorous:Like, I love you Kanye. But no. Just stop. Beck is legendary.This is actually so weak im shocked that some of you can stand these lies… 1. Kanye West has released seven studio albums,
x-glory-fades-x:I’d like to say that I’ve actually gotten dressed today, but that would be a lie 💅🏻
pro-gay:a-girl-with-sparkling-lies:gotterhag:pro-gay:I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.people keep asking about this one as well
wontongod: when your sources are ones that cater to the oppressor and blatantly LIE guess what…. THEY’RE NOT FUCKING CREDIBLE the news is more concerned with being the first to report, than actually journalistic integrity. CNN killed the news cycle
Flamel got his Sera last night!This featured me yelling in our RaidCall channel at Ren how he lied to me (his guess was that it needed a few more feedings than what it actually did). 8’D
ratchetmess: ratchetmess: someone lied and told this pastor that was ok… This actually never gets old
im-pretty-odd: realityismyillusion: hotfag: that “your brain makes you see yourself 5x as attractive as you actually are” is a lie i looked it up and it’s false and the truth is other people see you 20% more attractive than you see yourself.
gemobsession: It’s done. I’m done. *lies in the corner soaked in my own tears* ;3; I’ve once wrote a song that’s actually pretty fitting to the picture and my own idea behind Rose and Garnet. Here you can listen to it if you like: My love will
kilifish replied to your post: Really curious why Pearl had that bubb… i think she might’ve meant it actually, but in a half-lie way. like maybe she’s scared that if Rose’s bubbles start popping, that means she’s really gone for good
anonmarleighdourif:Nica and Chucky. :) I actually told some people I wasn’t gonna finish this; it’s not like I lied completely though… since it did need A LOT of fixing… and that was a little discouraging. (I tend to be lazy) Anyways, I do think
kono1958: myincestwishes: I don’t know what I’d do if I caught my mom lying like that. Well, actually I do, but that would be too good to be true. Mmmmmmm Come and see more: Mature Chicks
foxieroxie007: I’d be lying if I said in this process of improving and perfecting my physique that I’ve felt 100 percent confident. In fact, there have been times where I’ve actually been self conscious. In this process of development, when I decided
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
the-anal-destiny: Mom always said “If they wanna leave, let them. And then make them regret it.” That’s a lie. My mother actually told me when I was 5 that she adopted me from the gorilla exhibit at the zoo. Anyway, here’s my tatas.
sexyredbones: immafreebitxh: nakedcelebrity: Tyrann Mathieu ( Honey Badger) football That is not his penis! Stop Lying to me and show me the real thing! That actually is the real pic
suppermariobroth: In Mario Party 4′s Present Room, Shy Guy remarks that on Waluigi’s calendar, “every day is Sunday”. However, if you zoom in really close, you’ll see that Shy Guy is actually lying.
clinicallydepressedpug: From day one, I was told abuse would make you stronger, and once it did, I would be too strong for it to affect me and I would feel like it never happened. I was never told that that was actually a lie. This whole time I have
i don’t know what to do. just trying to get ideas out of my head so that i’ll maybe actually get some work done. maybe. no that’s a lie, i know what to do, i’m just too fucking lazy. all i fucking do is read about health and
nbnry: I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park
serbianslayer: nbnry: I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so
jehovahhthickness: okayysophia: okayysophia: Shout out to everyone that’s reading this and are actually actively applying this to their lives. Not just reblogging it and lying to themselves that they will get to this point “someday”.
themoonatnight: f8antasy: ninetween: pepperforpresident: American Horror Story: The History of the Murder House Omg poor beauregard Wait I always thought Jeffrey Harmon did’t actually die a stillborn and that the Charles was lying so that Nora
I do 100% believe the people who love me only do so because I manipulated them into loving me. I tricked them. I’m lying to them somehow. I cannot actually believe that anyone would love me on their own. It has to be manipulation. That’s the
verticulars: If you want to test a person you put that person under an immense amount of pressure and one of two things will happens. Either that person will crack because they’re lying or their mind changes or they will actually be telling you the
thestorybehindthepic: First, they got high on marijuana. Then they realised that it’s shouldn’t be called “69”, as it looks nothing like that when both are lying. Another bong hit and they were busy tring if they could actually do a real 69.
anserini: meanqueer: “when women wear makeup theyre lying to men!1!” idk man i don’t think anyone’s trying to convince you they actually have green eyelids By wearing clothing, I am trying to convince everyone that my skin is actually
