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porcelainbbw:rockkarasaidis: porcelainbbw: Some random pics;) is there someone behind you at the 4th foto ? lol :P you completely hide him/her :P Yeah its my boyfriend. I’m actually slightly lying on top of him lol
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rivesveronique: Nude woman lying on a carpet, 1925 ca., Fratelli Alinari Museum Collections, Florence Mood
didhesayonabender: a-liquor-store: sin-stained-ink: Why is he lying on the floor? Actually, scratch that. Why does he look so HOT while lying on the floor. No idea where I originally found this, so if it’s yours, drop me a line and I’ll stick
fuckingdelicate: pammndz: Can I look like her? Riae Suicide doesn’t actually look like that. I thought her legs looked a little weird. The Lingerie is still cute though
I sense in the future in Pokemon…. children roaming around in wi-fi with ubers calling themselves fair/pro. dark days for peeps who wont use action replay… til they beat the elite four… I know you will… 50% actually -I have
shortandclasssy: saraaaahkris: justinechaviraa: justineochoaa: kept-it-ugly: reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too Okay what the actual fuck. Ouch my brain This just ruined my day FUCK
The part of a book where the title actually starts to make sense:
glowai: lithiumatic: be—blissful: guccier: coneylsland: purfuct: hippist: rosified: galo-71: Rolling stones altamont free concert 1969 oh my god Actually this is a gathering of all my followers at my first meet and greet. Lol jk . The stones
niallimlegal: the white house released this video on sexual assault that actually targets men, telling them not to rape, rather than telling women not to be raped. please watch this.
I’m a full on actual Cabin Crew Member now! Had my first flight today
bowiesziggystarlust: When I consider my past relationships I feel physically sick. Psychological liars, predators, cheaters, users, abusers, inane psychopaths, stalkers…I’m shaking as I type because in each instance the actual problem lies with me.
infinite has lied to us
boyonetta: Hey, you know what’s actually abusive? Twisting innocent people’s words, lying to your friends about a person’s experiences or viewpoints, and spreading these lies to the wider community in an attempt to completely isolate them. I see
idiopathicsmile:the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises
crystaltoa:k-dhd:Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my
wilwheaton: this-is-life-actually: The fight to save Planned Parenthood and protect reproductive rights isn’t over (x) follow @this-is-life-actually The GOP lie about Planned Parenthood is one of those zombie lies that does real harm to people. I
absoluteshiiit: lyndez:whitegirlsaintshit:bjornwilde:akingintheshade:sweetheartpleasestay:underthe-eclipse:smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to
Actual human lie detector Toph Beifong there is one time she couldnt tell if someone was lying >.<
pasdecoeur:all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
im not exaggerating for internet fame, i have actually kicked women out of my apartment for lying to me about sex. if youll lie to me about something as inconsequential as fucking, youd be willing to lie to me about some serious shit. and i dont play
cryptonloids: damedanbo: coolpup98: this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy. is that true? i promise
femmenace-t: pervocracy: postwhitesociety: hm I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from: 1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many
jacensolodjo: spadetheartist: rollknowledgearcana: bioticplaneswalker: saphistar: capt-biglou: autodiscothings: fleshwerks: the-tevinter-biscuit: huhpotatoes: frogmp3: Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it. Here lies
soonvietunion: If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.
fuckboyaoba: aobabe: rens diary replied to your post: fuckboyaoba said:Screenshot u cho… people like this seriously need to think before they speak. Seriously, what is this?! omg no don’t worry i actually know them so it’s cool lmao. This
the "seems harmless but it's actually terrifying when they get mad" squad
toptierwaifu: most people think that anīme is derived from the word animation but it is actually from the latin root anim meaning life or soul because when you watch anime thats what it devours
reverseracism: When white people catch feelings after finding out what the rest of the world actually thinks about them
White people kill themselves when they’ve lost their jobs, they kill numerous people in school shootings because they weren’t accepted by the masses. Imagine what horrible and macabre acts white people would commit if they actually had to live with
pheonixofink: forgetpolitics: ACTUAL SATIRE thats offensive to dragons
imsoshive: Women have whole conversations without any actual dialogue
bae-stop-playin: you know its brick when you can actually see your breath
csmitty4u: rudegyalchina: s-xamayca: hoesnevergetcold: oh my gawd Y'all tried the fuck outta bae 😭😭 She actually shaded the fuck outta white people too lol CHECK!!!
weaintaboutshit: flacomexicano: the girls y'all thirst over look nothing like y'all actual girlfriends how that make them feel 🙁 Last I checked I don’t have a six pack, dreads, or deep entrancing mahogany god-like skin but I ain’t complaining
meatfighter: healingisneeded: https://soundcloud.com/moistbread/she-succ-me-in-the-uber jesus lmaoooooooo This actually happened in the backseat of my car one night while I was driving for Uber. I ain’t wanna turn around and confirm, but I know
mishasteaparty: The brain is a muscle. That’s a muscle and that’s a muscle, they’re all muscles. So I am covered in brains. Actually brain tissue is fat. *points to stomach, legs, back, arms* that’s fat and that’s fat, it’s
hajime-nii: First and last appearances (Kondo’s isn’t really the last one but in the actual last one he looks like an egg and i couldn’t do that to him
flipphones: the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
Actual human lie detector Toph Beifong
professorspork: actually, I lied. I’ve got some more to say. from January to May, I worked as a researcher and archiving intern for a documentary on PBS about the rise of the radical right, culminating in the Oklahoma City Bombing literally last weekend
rainbowbuttconfetti: When he’s actually 8 inches. Never lie about the dick size. Especially if it’s a little on the small side or dead average. She’ll then know that if you didn’t lie about that, you’ll probably never lie about anything.
clinicallydepressedpug: From day one, I was told abuse would make you stronger, and once it did, I would be too strong for it to affect me and I would feel like it never happened. I was never told that that was actually a lie. This whole time I have
nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.
master-bruce-wayne: ursulatheseabitchh: laterinthecaveoflesbians: thisiswhiteculture: magnacarterholygrail: clarknokent: heartbreakes: jesscaasqueaks: 50starsand13bars: Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you. actually this
Actually, I lied. I hate the notifications being on a separate page. Blah.
Love fucks you up like an evil angel, You so cool, cool as ice, But playboy you tell fucking lies.
porpentine: i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies.
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
actually, you right. it is my fault that some men don’t last very long.the pussy too bomb. and before you try to say i’m lying, his exact words were, “your pussy’s too good, i’m gonna cum.”
fantastic-beasts-smut: do u ever think about the amount of sexual frustration Credence Barebone must hold in his body and need to lie down
ACTUALLY: Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn’t love Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn’t sleeping with them Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become
nonfatchai: seeing a dick print thru sweats or shorts is hotter than the actual dick itself tbh…..
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Streaming again. I have actually been lying through my teeth about having all those sketches done. WELL LET’S FUCKING FIX THATRIGHT NOW just sketchies just gettin’ anatomy down shit lookin’ pretty yep
