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What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting you to take their picture. And want to drink whiskey. And act as if they are fighting. And actually do end up fighting by accidentally hitting each other too hard while pretending. And they
sissysubdenise: Caught in the Act As if it’s not embarrassing enough to have your Wife catch you jerking off. i mean, it’s not a very manly thing to be doing in the first place, and Her walking in on you and catching you “red handed” (so to speak)
when she’s talking shit, acting as if she’s untouchable…… but you’ve already programmed her to cum on command.
They acted as if you weren’t there; you were as silent - and stunned - as if you weren’t there. She stopped for a few seconds, but only to say, “why don’t you tell your hubby to leave us alone for a long, long while.”
He flirted with your wife, acting as if you weren’t there; and, soon, your wife was also acting as if she were still single. He only seemed to notice your presence when, after fucking her in your hotel room, he told you, “don’t even
Kindi loves to spend time at Keystone Lake totally nude…but of course Kindi loves to be nude most of the time anyway, anywhere and at any time. It’s fun to watch some people’s reactions when Kindi pops up totally nude, acting as if everything
Age, but act as if you were forever young. Carpe Diem.
cumstarved: Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let me slurp away at their assholes while they carry on a conversation. They like the idea of me licking their dirty assholes, smothered and unable to escape, as they act as if I’m not even
recklesselegance: “ She’s calling. Be calm, act as if you don’t care. “ Hhhh love him
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
skimpymoms: momsseductiveways: - “What’s wrong, Son, you’re acting as if you had never looked at a naked woman before.” - “I have, but she was never my mother!” - “So what if I am your mother! On the contrary, you have nothing to worry
uanwithniall: lousbums: stairshire: pokemoniall: are you fucking kidding me 1) Don’t insult Zayn Malik like that, 2) Don’t ever act as if one country is inferior to America by suggesting that they be bombed instead of America or another “superior”
marsza:rgnamills:i knew there was a reason i liked maisie.This is rad, but do you know what’s not? That people are using this to put women against each other. They’re acting as if Maise was attacking or going at Emma, when that’s not at all the
fuckyeahqaf: [Debbie acts as if she’s suddenly dizzy.] Michael: Ma, you’re okay? Debbie: Yeah, I’m fine, honey. Just tired from working since 6 am. [As she lifts up the tray with plates, she collapses to the floor.] Michael: MA! Somebody get some
ratingbisexuals: #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do Is Bones saying Jim why didn’t you wear condoms when you were 11 or is he saying ‘oh great Sulu is a pedo’
fotoarcade: “If you wish to call me yours, then you will have to act as if you are mine. On the front of surrender, there is no middle ground.” ― Nenia Campbell, Star Crossed. Model: VauntMarch 2016
Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do not want you to act as if you know me. It would take too much to explain how we know each other. I will not acknowledge your existence if you approach me. You may eyeball me from a distance. I don&rsq
showyourtinydick: We all know that small penises need to be exposed and humiliated for trying to act as if they are real men and we invite you to help us take the SYTD Movement even further!! Serve us goddesses and in turn the community will just keep
daddyslittletea: ~IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL THE LITTLES: When I first started visiting my psychiatrist she told me that it would be best for me to act as if I was a child. She had no idea that I am a part of this community, and I am not even sure that she
The fact that some people (trans) think that CDPR is doomed and fucked up the game only by posting a fucking joke - is ridiculous. They are acting as if Cyberpunk has anything to do with their fucking mental illness. They think they are in control of
WHy am I acting as if writing a simple essay will kill me. My hand is literally refusing to pick up a pencil i just cannnnt
Shi hoon warning dong ha pisses me off like “her matters are mine now”?? Excuse me you have not even redeemed yourself yet but you’re already acting as if you have the right to tell him to back off wtf. Also already proposing to her??
chwannie: when joohyuk act as if nothing had happened
fuckrashida: trapcard: masclanafan: kingorb: masclanafan: “triggers” are honestly made up im so over that shit lol this triggered me tw: trigger It’s so weird when these people act as if triggers are something that only exist on tumblr when
aiffe: graceebooks: marsza: rgnamills: i knew there was a reason i liked maisie. This is rad, but do you know what’s not? That people are using this to put women against each other. They’re acting as if Maise was attacking or going at Emma, when
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do always reblog
kurapikawithagun: europeans act as if muslims are invading their countries and trying to make them muslim…bitch have you ever seen a muslim missionary? yeah that’s because they don’t exist. muslims aren’t supposed to try to convert people fkldfjasldf.
grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:If you don’t want to vote, okay, fine, whatever, but stop patting yourself on the back acting as if you’re actually accomplishing anything
moonbeam27: William James said, “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It Does.” This is so true.
moonbeam27: William James said, “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It Does.” This is so true. Today I spoke with a gentleman that has been delaying his educational goals for two years for various reasons. It comes down to fear. I think,
bruja1990black:I just wanna pretend your not under my spell, and act as if you really do love me.
isthisableism: Washington Post: Grand jury rejects criminal charges in death of Robert Saylor, man with Down syndrome Robert Saylor, a 26-year-old man with Down syndrome, sat in a movie theatre after having watched a movie, acting as if he was going
leyparis: More Big Black Jamaican Dicks (1:03 Sec) Again Awesome! And these mother fuckers act as if they don’t play around
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: shitpostgenerator:i need you to seductively shitpost about updog don’t look though the notes on this you’ll see a bunch of unfunny peple acting as if no one has ever heard the “what’s updog?” joke before
lesbianrey: gayforleia: disney making lefou [villain, comedic relief] gay for gaston [straight, physically and verbally abusive to him] and acting as if the world should be greatful for it is so disrepectful to howard ashman’s legacy, life and work
eurotrashy: On every single pre-teen-targeted show there’s always a best friend who is apparently homeless and loves to just inadvertently walk into their friend’s house, act as if they were in their own home, and talk to their parents if they were
not4davey: Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do not want you to act as if you know me. It would take too much to explain how we know each other. I will not acknowledge your existence if you approach me. You may eyeball me from a distance.
staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will
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stxxz: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
bestillmyshippingheart: #no one makes us do anything #honestly i’m so tired of the fandom acting as if cas is the only angel with free will #all of the angels that they’ve shown have exhibited choice #it’s inherent in angels just as it is in
gogomrbrown: Dashcam Video Just Released Shows Cop Murder Zachary Hammond As Tiller exited his vehicle, he ran to the side of Hammond’s car. Hammond was only attempting to leave the scene when Tiller acted as if his life was in danger and began firing
youngblackandvegan: there’s nothing wrong with interracial dating the issue is with some black men treating white pussy like it’s the promised land fam, love who you love but if in the process of you describing your love you act as if black women
itsmikuisa: Listen, I love you guys. Every European claiming we’re better than America owes me and every american poc 100€, add 50€ if you’re white. Everyone’s acting all holier than thou and I’m already tired. Shut up. Don’t act as if
sherslock: repeat after me: there are 40 members of the westboro baptist church in the entire world there are 2 billion christians in the entire world stop acting as if all 2 billion christians were as hateful and disgusting as 40 religious fanatics
cumstarved: Knowing what a slut I am, my roommates most often keep their cocks out while home, knowing that if I see one of them is hard, I’ll immediately impale myself on his cock, pumping or sucking until he explodes. They act as if they don’t
dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as a global power some day in my lifetimebelief on an individual level, whatever that’s fine, but do not act as if christianity’s influence and doctrine is not a heavy hand behind
trapcard: As someone who lived in Germany and various places in Europe i can tell you from experience that racism in Europe is literally the same shit as it is in the states. the only difference is that Europeans as a whole act as if things are magically
gaara-s: I always act as if I’m a full-fledged Ninja. I always say that I love Sasuke-kun. I always lecture Naruto and act like I’m better than him. But I always … just watch them from behind. And yet … those two fought to protect me …
ultimatebottom69:king-valkyriee:THAT WAS AN AMAZING TEASER Y'ALL 🥹✨Wanted something GOOD from Marvel and now we HAVE IT 🥳🥳🥳🚀👩🚀Marvel fans will see the bareminimum in term of acting and act as if it’s high shit…It
gohn-jegbert: karkatuan: everyone should fucking re-read homestuck at the same time and act as if they’ve never read it before and act all shocked when shit happens and we can have a different upd8 tag like postupd8 or some shit idk I just think it’d
Cross the line if you sucked up your pride, and told him you still loved him. Cross the line if he acted as if it never happened
![fuckyeahqaf: [Debbie acts as if she’s suddenly dizzy.] Michael: Ma, you’re okay? Debbie: Yeah, I’m fine, honey. Just tired from working since 6 am. [As she lifts up the tray with plates, she collapses to the floor.] Michael: MA! Somebody get some](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef5aa769317bf114e486ff3a82d1b20a/tumblr_mjoabcqPRa1qzzf66o1_250.gif)
![lesbianrey: gayforleia: disney making lefou [villain, comedic relief] gay for gaston [straight, physically and verbally abusive to him] and acting as if the world should be greatful for it is so disrepectful to howard ashman’s legacy, life and work](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f15233c3fe2d3e67430a9ae2078cfd75/c01b036d0be93edd-57/s512x512u_c1/3a64ef85feda389afe79d8ca75b91de7c3b6d46c.png)
