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My friend and model, Sara Powers, created handmade dolls representing both her and I for our “one year friend anniversary.” It was wonderfully sweet and touching to receive them. Unfortunately, the one of me is just far too accurate, leaving
explosm: By Rob DenBleyker. Hey, you! We’ve got a sale going on at http://store.explosm.net! Enter code “JINGLEBALLS” upon checkout for 15% off EVERYTHING! This makes me want to cry,It’s accurate and bullshit..
killjoy45: littlepainslut: slutfestival: The only way to celebrate the World Cup. This is an accurate picture of tonight’s game. I have yet to meet a girl who will let me fuck their ass like this…. Maybe you’re not looking for the right
b-o-o-k-s-h-e-l-f: Follow me for more. :) So accurate!
daddysbottom: “Fuck! Are you waiting for an engraved invitation?!!” There was desperation in his voice, a horny desperation. He was on the bed, hiking his butt up and offering it to me. His head turned to look at me, or more accurately, to
narusasu-prevails: Accurate. When Sakura assumed -and Naruto confirmed- that he doesn’t know the difference between love for food and romantic love, When Sakura said to Naruto you only loved me because of your rivalry with Sasuke, When Sakura said,
spazzbot: kytri: spazzbot: spazzbot: So I know what me and Fran are planing to do for D*C. Now to Just convince Pickles and Kerry to be our Demon Sisters. Accurate depiction of roommates. Hm, I might could do that. I still haven’t
wesaidgoodbyetothebeach: xtheidealistinside: ilostmyvirginityatanatlconcert: tearingupattheseams: boundforcitylights: This took me forever, but I like how it turned out. The lyrics are accurate, except for one part of Poppin’ Champagne (I put
avgbihubnhotwife: braindeadfemales: “No, I’m not that hungry,” your wife told you when you picked her up from work. “My boss treated me to a really big sausage for lunch.” Very accurate…and same with follow on not interested
hypnotic-flow: sodomymcscurvylegs: skrewsociety: Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me. Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee: accurate
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:ultrafacts:Source Follow Ultrafacts for more facts This is an accurate representation of my reaction to when it happened to me. Totally accurate.
ofcrosseddaggers: sing-thebodyelectric: today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant this is it this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public
carnisclopcorner: that first one still makes me do a double take, because each time i think she’s presenting her puckered asshole to the camera. damn you all accurate nsfw pony artists for making me know what a horse anus looks like! >.< X3
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entergalacticfuckery: honeesinss: ramblingsofanurbanjawn: howtobeterrell: Me after I get some dick accurate as fuck Dip because he’s also paying for the Porsche I just walked from :) And got me the fresh sew-in…
trishworthitwalker: me: it’s too early for accurate results. i just need to distract myself also me: *refreshes every site i have open while i feel the ulcer growing*
pruss-in-boots: stillababy14: darknessofthevoid: castielangelofthetrenchcoats: damfrozencupcakes: to anyone who messages me: this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen // This goes for everyone who has ever message me. haha SO TRUEE
juliavolk: darknessofthevoid: castielangelofthetrenchcoats: damfrozencupcakes: to anyone who messages me: this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen // This goes for everyone who has ever message me. 😭I know the feeling…
psychonekochan: sakurarichan-deactivated2014040: But, please, please… don’t hate me for being me. This is the most accurate post in all of Tumblr. ; A ; -I find texting and typing much easier than talking, btw.-
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blue-author: note-a-bear: teamshercock: sodamnrelatable: It’s painful how accurate that picture describes my reaction. coffee cake Just half a cup for me.
civilwhore: findingmy-path: spernatural: possible causes of civil war omg this was so accurate me on the left tbh..
elicium: blue-author: note-a-bear: teamshercock: sodamnrelatable: It’s painful how accurate that picture describes my reaction. coffee cake Just half a cup for me. x
aprilmolano: This is fairly accurate. Trust me. Just watch for the mask to slip. And once you see the true colours… You run baby. You fucking run as fast as you can. It will hurt, but not nearly as much as what will happen if you stay.. …
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naughtynicegirl69: This is a very accurate time piece for me to own…would always be spot on…hehe…;0
oliviaplusbeauty: msbleu789: sxbbia: a-ha-ego: ohreallywilly: This how quick it take for me to lose interest… Accurate lol Yup Omg this gif perfectly depicts how I feel Yes!
10knotes: sodamnrelatable: It’s painful how accurate that picture describes my reaction. coffee cake Just half a cup for me. This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
trunk-slamchest: hennessyhuracan: slickbackjr: “Welp I can’t fix that shit” This was exceptional I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.
ryanlochtebitch: ashtonleanne45: julytwentyturd: ratchetlarry: literally using these gifs for everything bc me this whole thing scares me I find this very accurate.. the last gif wtf
“Sometimes I don’t know if you really have feelings for me, or if its all just a game.” HA ACCURATE
lady-grey-1996: Me: *sees a link for a fanfics* Me: hell yeah Fanfic: *opens on wattpad* Me: WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE I’M SCREAMING
spaceballs-the-official-url: iamparadroid: imgoverdose: Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate. HYPERBOLEANDAHALF “I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”
fatimamononoke: disrespect me once and I’ll disrespect you for the rest of your life, we don’t turn our cheek where I come from
little-miss-curvy: veganfig:ilymorgannn: undress-thebarbiee: Girls Have 3 Types of Panties period panties chillen panties and im about to get me some dick panties this is literally the most accurate fucking post Eventually they ALL become period
naughtynicegirl69: This is a very accurate time piece for me to own…would always be spot on…hehe…;0 Yep pretty close to the right time
sayianlolita: fucking-femtastic: twsnyderman: sosa-parks: When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight” Is this true ladies? this is 100% true Most accurate thing
I really had a strong urge to draw a charr in a corsetcan you blame me though
timeforbirds: I just made some PRETTY RAD-LOOKIN’ SHADOWS.Let me list some of its features: Accurate beak shadow casting! It’s acne-treated! It doesn’t know how to swim! It goes away when you go away! It has a 90% performance rating! Just over
thvgginn: Bernie Sanders marching behind Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1963 March on Washington DC. Ok ok. Not making any accusations, just genuinely curious: I know Bernie Sanders often marched in Civil Rights protests, but is this photo even real?
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