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creativegirl31: serafinacastaway: himteckerjam: gehayi: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: 666andonehalf: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently an
Pokemons According To My Mom.!!
feminism-and-iggys: serafinacastaway: himteckerjam: gehayi: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: 666andonehalf: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently
cumaeansibyl:figofswords:Stuck. (it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”I used this exact scenario to explain my executive dysfunction to an NT person and it was really frustrating because she kept asking “but
patheticaesthetics: spookyram: serafinacastaway: himteckerjam: gehayi: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: 666andonehalf: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she
stevencrewniverse:JUST A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!!“Open Book” written and storyboarded by Hilary Florido and Katie Mitroff airs TODAY at 5PMNEW TIME! 5 PM! CHANGE YOUR PLANS ACCORDINGLY!
according to my mom, the whole time they were out to the movie (except during the movie of course) my little sister was going on and on about how I’m her best friend and that even though she has school friends its nothing like the connection we have
mindreadingmetalbender: ladysunami: jllunar: did-you-kno: How men and women see colors. Well… According to this I’m a man, then.xD (that’s okay, though, my mom already calls me a boy) Yes, unfortunately this is a load of BS. I’m more inclined
petitefawn: hamburgerboogie: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently an honors student and was extremely motivated and had her plans for college all thought out. She wanted
incestmommy: We weren’t able to keep it a secret from her mom for long, as we always fucked without any type of protection, and I always shot my cum into her pussy, not old enough to date yet, according to her mom, and with me left to watch her, my
musingsofanawkwardblackgirl: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently an honors student and was extremely motivated and had her plans for college all thought out. She wanted
humansofnewyork: “My mom died the week she was supposed to retire. I think she died of sheer exhaustion. So I decided I was going to live my life in the present, and not focus on money. I just wanted to know myself and live life accordingly. I
jakespot: My brother pulled down his shorts and looked right at me. He didn’t have to say a word. It was my job to take care of him when Mom and Dad weren’t home according to him and I never disappointed.
spookyram: serafinacastaway: himteckerjam: gehayi: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: 666andonehalf: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently an honors
The picture’s really blurry, but here’s my mom meeting Bret Michaels of the band Poison. He was very nice and genuinely seemed happy to meet them, according to my mother. ahoboandhisbox
foreignvi: electronic-thoughts: So according to my mom, I look like a “thug” when I allow my beard to keep growing 😄 LOL
bostonflavor: serafinacastaway: himteckerjam: gehayi: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: 666andonehalf: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently an
shinebrightlikeanidjit: asgardianarmy: supernaturalarsenal: broken—-crown: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: mrscarstairs: Well, I decided to give this a shot too. The Men of Tumblr, according to my Mom and Dad IM CRY JENSEN IS THE UGLY OF THE TWO??????
waitdidyousayyoutubers: spookyram: serafinacastaway: himteckerjam: gehayi: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: 666andonehalf: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she
According to my Mom I look exactly the same. ~like I’m so ugly~ #transformationsomething
janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently an honors student and was extremely motivated and had her plans for college all thought out. She wanted to go somewhere in life and
ass-hat-douche-canoe: serafinacastaway: himteckerjam: gehayi: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: 666andonehalf: janedoughxvx: sadvegan: natsukogirl766: jesus According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently
mullilocks: my mom can never say that I’ve done nothing with my life apparently according to one direction I’ve won a brit, 3 KCA’s, 3 VMA’s, and 3 Teen Awards.
submissive-mom-incest: Sure I was in the middle of preparing for my dinner party tonight but according to my son that was no excuse to not be ready to be bent over and fucked at his command. Even though I was in a rush, he seemed to have no trouble in
So you guys know those [Insert Fandom] According to my Mom/Dad meme things?
sweetz-xoxo replied to your post: So you guys know those [Insert Fandom] According to my Mom/Dad meme things? TIGER & BUNNY! YOU HAVE TO! DEFINITELY She’s familiar with T&B too but idk she recognizes the other heroes well besides T&B
Oh gosh I love my mom you guys.
Homestuck according to my mom. Requested by hackerxlegend ~
I don't think I should do the "Hetalia according to my mom" one
sweetz-xoxo replied to your post: I don’t think I should do the “Hetalia according to my mom” one Blue Exorcist? *Shot* watchmedoafliip replied to your post: I don’t think I should do the “Hetalia according to my mom”
kinky-igirisu replied to your post: I don’t think I should do the “Hetalia according to my mom” one Durarara? Or… I don’t know. Kuroshitsuji? She’s seen all of DRRR but I think she only knows Izaya, Shizuo and Celty by name
spankmehardbarry: so according to a post on tumblr all gay guys have white iphones. mines black so i guess im not gay anymore omg i have to tell my mom she will be so happy