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According to the Bible, its a sin to be gay.
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr oops more like 2.5 hours a day more like 2.5 hours an hour 2.5 hours an hour
According to my best friend who is an EMT/Medic, I likely may have torn a ligament in my foot walking on the cobblestones in Italy#awks
srkdall:5265ad: I’m grown but I’m not grown grown Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
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According to little children...
according to your birthday, in 2016, you will
According to where you bite you may get more or less than a SPANKING
According to my dad, it’s true love when you stick your finger in someone’s ear without licking it before or after.
According to USA Today, the average Tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on Tumblr.
According to BBC World News, the number of Egyptians protesting yesterday (33,000,000) is the largest number of gathered protesters in the history of mankind
According to my email,
According to Facebook i am the human Alice in Wonderland and the reincarnation of Jeanne D'Arc
According to his mother, Picasso's first words were “piz, piz”, a shortening of lápiz, the Spanish word for ‘pencil’.
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According to this thread by Christy Karacas (creator of Ballmastrz) there was talk of a cameo/crossover between Ballmastrz and the twins from Superjail!(Source)I wonder if such a crossover is still possible 🤔
According to the USGS, the energy radiated by this quake was nearly equal to one month's worth of energy consumption in the United States.
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
According to COPE, James broke the fifth metatarsal in his right foot and will have to be operated on. He’s estimated to be out for about two months. Realmadridprobs 😔
According to my Mom I look exactly the same. ~like I’m so ugly~ #transformationsomething
According to Nintendo Waluigi isn't related to Wario
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According to my doctor...
"According to director Joss Whedon, the original cut of the movie was over 3 hours long. There will be about 30 minutes of the excised footage included in the DVD Release, most of which revolves around Steve Rogers (Captain America). Whedon revealed that
According to my boyfriend, i'm the mcmuffin of girlfriends lol.
According to my zodiac sign explanation, the moon is my ruler. sweet. (:
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According to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
According to my dad I’m ignorant because I commented on a picture responding to a question it asked and I didn’t know who every single person in the picture was
According to my wife: two cocks are always better than one!….
According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious.
According to TAMPON commercials: -on their period, girls like to dance and twirl around -pet their cats and cuddle with their boyfriends -wear white skinny jeans and go to clubs and crowd surf In reality: -girls sit in one fucking place for fear of
According to the Pawnee creation myth, the wolf was the first creature to experiencedeath. The Wolf Star, enraged at not having been invited to attend a council on how the Earth should be made, sent a wolf to steal the whirlwind bag of The Storm that
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according-to-your-heart: I find it hard to say bye bye I honestly cannot believe the tour has finally come to an end. It’s going to be sad knowing this album is now done with, but I am most definitely, very excited for what is to come, and cannot
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According to AJ...
according to most estimates his life will be shorter than mine so chop 👏🏽 chop 👏🏽
According to Samuel Sinyangwe and other Black activists who have had conversations with the man, Bernie Sanders doesn’t understand racism. If this shocks you, you aren’t as Left as you think.
According to my wrist-band pedometer, I just masturbated for 4 miles.
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr more like 2.5 hours a day more like 2.5 hours an hour
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
According to the Census or the ACS we have NEVER existed lolThey are not erasing anything, they’re simply not adding any new lgbtq categories to the surveys. Which have NEVER BEEN THERE, so I don’t see why all the fuss is about tbh.They’d be useful
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