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shutupandenjoythehomosexuality: i remember one time i copied this gay smut thing on my moms laptop and she accidentally pasted it and it was something like “Im going to fuck you so hard right here against this wall’ he whispered into his ear “show
eenjolras: when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
karlcat:anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on
omovale: do you every accidentally do a hold? Like you weren’t trying and then you’re laying down and you realize fuck I gotta piss.
fullbladderlemons: I Fucking pissed myself in my boyfriends car accidentally
Sometimes you meet someone and you suspect there’s a strong current of electricity in the spaces between your bodies. Then it’s confirmed when you touch them, be it an accidental brush, a kiss, a fuck…it’s like lightning throughout
brklynbreed: northclackitback: troyesivan: kingqueer: pizzaforpresident: nikotheikon: Forgiveness I feel like I could write a 12 page essay about this video did my life just change this is some accidental iphone short film shit What the fuck
flappypussyz: when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”
southernmostjack:feticheleather:Accidentally creamed my jeans a few times, but fuck, this is a whole new level.
rpgmaker: trying to read a regular comic but accidentally reading it right-to-left like the fucking weaboo you are
kawaiians: I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
wifi-wizerd: itsflanagain: magicaldeductions-deactivated20: “I accidentally dropped flour on my cat.” phantom of the opurra He looks so fucking pissed off
lonelytreestump: My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
seeriously: I could not be more excited for the fucking waves zootopia is going to make the shock of hundreds of thousands of people accidentally stumbling upon the hidden furry community it fuels me
the-movemnt: Anti-‘Dear White People’ Twitter outrage accidentally proves show’s point about white people follow @the-movemnt “What if there was a channel devoted to just white ppl shows?!” What, like TV? lmao, these lot are a fucking joke,
jonbutter: usbdongle: dialectical-devitoism: anarcho-surrealism: Christ alive what a pathetic asshole what_the_actual_fuck.jpeg 🙄 yikes.png when you’re so desperate to be in the center that you fall all the way over to the right accidentally
biggaylion: eridone: i once accidentally said “oh worm” in response to something at a family gathering and my uncle thought it was fucking hilarious and now he comments on everything i post with things like this The old and new merge together to
cephalotodd: cephalotodd: villain origin stories are so fucking funny. like oh i accidentally got lizard genes in my me guess i should get a sick hoverboard and fly around throwing bombs at people and screeching. my name is green goblin now. it’s the
myca-ruba:cuntsman-sniper:teddytrumpet:septetteforaspookyprincess:when you accidentally step on a beeOmfgi don’t speak musician somebody translate this please what the fuck does this mean
thotfulshawty: staff is gonna fuck up and accidentally delete the whole damn site one day
cutelilcockdestroyer: my pretty lil pussy / preparing to be fucked up the bum (accidentally deleted this)
does anyone remember that fucking gorgeous rotg version of taylor swift’s safe and sound bc i can’t find the original post but i have the track saved on my computer and i just accidentally listened to it and now i’m crying
nudityandnerdery: gothvelma: gothvelma: help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that “hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying”“eh, yeah,
gothvelma: rannulfr: tostadasheep: toodeepforyou: gothvelma: gothvelma: help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that “hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never
nurse-peach: nurse-peach: i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh
terraform-titan: When I was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my arm but I was really shy in social situations
mckitterick: gothvelma: help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that
postmarxed:weaver-z:If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course- Accidentally gave North American competitor
elodieunderglass: gallusrostromegalus: katy-l-wood: gryffindorweiwuxian: snowqueenvictor: curseworm: curseworm: im loving this article written by som mycologists who accidentally got high as fuck on fly agaric here’s the article this is
guiltyidealist:5 years ago, I put a gif of Spongebob breathing heavily through a filter, but it fucking broke and accidentally made an infinitely funnier and more relatable gif than I could ever have made on purpose
drakebigshep:I accidentally clicked off a post that was making me laugh and now I can’t find it fuck this site Thaaaaaaaaat’s tumblr
saddestblogger: when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway MIKE’S FUCKING FACE OMG I’M DYING
flappypussyz:when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”
tortellinigirl: IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS . THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” . YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED
emospacekid: when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used
cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
aellagirl: This is how I give the authentic ‘fuck me’ gaze.Definitely.Definitely not while covered in cheeto crumbs and three day old butt crack sweat, right after accidentally stumbling upon kinky shit on deviantart.
master-of-shuppets: Was watching the Simpsons the other day, and the screen froze, accidentally creating the best fucking aesthetic out there. Someone name it? :3
box316: SO YEAH i was watching my sister play splatoon and she was gonna practice uh?? some sniper weapon and she accidentally clicked ranked battle instead of regular battle and it was just fucking hilarious to me so i drew it
loneliness-is-my-bff: I think there are ugly people in this world because God accidentally gave this man some of THEIR beauty. Ugly people have Paul Walker to blame! Why must he be so beautiful. Fuck Paul Walker! I LOVE HIM! <3
Today I accidentally discovered that my ex-best friend who fucked me over in every way she possibly could while accepting a bunch of kindness/time/money/favors/gifts from me has a blog on here and I had to taste the bitterness of total and utter betrayal
mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz
bigboobandbeautifulgirls: mindofchaz: folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Please like and follow mind of Chaz 💋❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💋
*cries* oh no I accidentally the jackass angel really really hot. I’m sorry. Because they’re going to be in the comic and probably not have them fucking in-panel. And there’s black leather chaps and leather and alaskdfklj– *flies
folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation All. The. Fucking. Time.
OMG…. I’ve stared at this for like… 10 mins. Then I spent 15mins lazily drawing hearts in the air… I’ve concluded theres no fucking way to accidentally do this… the Pope… air drew… a cock….
come–along–p0nd: theinnocenceleft: morrissarty: the best of tumblr confusion this is the best place on earth The Fresh Prince of Denmark lol… That phone call one… like fuck… kill yourself before you accidentally
stoppity: askatotalstranger: Can I just say that political lesbianism is really fucking hard? I’m still trying to shake the whole “I also like men” thing and I guess I could just date trans men so that I’m not accidentally submitting to an
ranciavida: Banned From Tv (1998) - Attempted Suicide He came to the antenna with the intention of committing suicide, but the fall was accidental. Then it was no accident. Still, it’s absolutely fucking hilarious.
