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bevismusson: kevindrakewriter: trosterstrudel: Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes. Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these
kinkshamerphobe666: sarahhascooties: late-stage-capitalism.jpeg This… we cant let this feel normal. We have to acknowledge the absurdity of this constantly
a-dance-with-the-absurd: “Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.” — Fyodor Dosteovsky, Crime and Punishment (source)
giddy-goblin:shrimpmilf:hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hairthis is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order
gallusrostromegalus:debellatis:catchymemes:This is…. Absurdly cute. What the fuck.It’s worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:All summer
positive-vitality: Submitted by Absurd-kaliedoscope I love the enthusiasm! I love it love it love it! Your submission is so beautiful and exciting
565mae10: I made a thing because I am sick and tired of seeing LemonTeaFlower suffering because people are hating on her for absurd reasons. I tried to list everything that I have read about the ordeal here. Here are some articles and things that back
wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x]
treveran: ittla: Commission of @therealfunk‘s mismagius girl for @treveran Ittla is just an absurd artist. Please give him your money.
nicedayaye2-deactivated20200611:She couldn’t stop herself from smiling, feeling absurdly flattered. She knew what her son had just said was soo wrong, but when he told her that he’s been fantasizing about her for years, and she knew it turned her
suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
micdotcom: Bookmark this site that debunks absurd Internet rumors in real time If you’re tired of celebrity death hoaxes and misreported news bulletins, a rumor-tracking site dedicated to sorting fact from fiction might be your new favorite. As
chandra-nalaar: disgustinganimals:konkeydongcountry:frendaseivelun:nice dog enjoys a burgerdumbass dog doesn’t know that you’re not meant to eat the bowlWhat an absurd post. That’s a plate. is this florida? is that a pepsi? what a terrifying image
deducecanoe: thesylverlining: lesliecrusher: i’m going to tell you a story about something absurd. so okay. when i was in high school, i would wear a ton of brown eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara, and because i was an ungrateful little brat i would
exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
hoodlock: digg: This is what people asked the library before Google. (via) The idea that people have somehow become more absurd due to the existence of the internet will never cease to amuse me.
nyapping: my brother won this absurd chair from his school today
falloutconfessions: “This sounds absurd.But i’ve always wanted to have the fallout setting in Europe or the UK. I want to find out how the other continents were affected of the nuclear war.” img http://falloutconfessions.tumblr.com/ Pft. That
sanjuromartell: thejavaman: Considering I’ve played way too many video games and love Community, I decided to break down the list of Hilda’s topics from the brilliant Digital Estate Planning by game. This is truly a testament to the absurd amount
riseofthecommonwoodpile: did you know? you can think abstract, absurd thoughts without taking drugs. It’s pretty shocking I know but it’s true
pesticidepizza: opalisagoddess: It’s so beautiful. STEVEN’S VOICE IN FRENCH IS SO ADORABLE OH MY GOD It makes me absurdly happy to hear dubs of this show
wendichen: Clean lines for two real-media paintings I made for the Steven Universe gallery show. Painting progress pics are on my Instagram… can you tell I like cats? :> I plan to give out these linework prints during the show, for kids to use
anieck: The moment the whole theatre fell in love with BB-8
tinycartridge: World of Final Fantasy is also coming in October ⊟ Here it is: you’ve had a Vita for a while, and now you’re going to get Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy games in the same month. World of Final Fantasy will be released October 25
people who comment at me about nonbinary identities being hilariously ridiculous as if I, an openly nonbinary person who has their pronouns right at the top of their blog description, am going to agree with them just baffle me. Like, learn to read the
analytictsar:Whenever there is some scandal and the person apologizes there are always a significant number of people wanting to continue the callout, for whom the apology is never sufficient. When pressed on it, they’ll advert to some absurdly
Life is Absurd
mujeresartistas: Dora Maar - Père Ubu (1936) Her incarnation of the bestial nature of man is titled after the infamous and absurd dictatorial antihero of Alfred Jarry’s play Ubu Roi (1896). Maar’s imaginative evocation of the pear-shaped, breast-plated
zuluzoal:Ubu Roi is a play by Alfred Jarry, premiered in 1896. It is one of the precursors to the Theatre of the Absurd and the greater surrealist art movement of the early twentieth century.
Just a look at some of the absurd shit tumblr is flagging now. I’d say a good 40-50% of my content without nudity has been flagged. Great job guys.Please go sign this petition.
Check this bullshit out..
all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
nothingmore3dx: Miaage: 23height: 5′7bust: 32KK (natural)length: 10″ volume per: 200mL - absurd sexual preference: Boys? Girls? Futa? You decideVote using the little “reply” bubble under this post to determine her first scene
nothingmore3dx: Miaage: 23 / height: 5′7 / bust: 32KK (natural) / length: 10″ volume per load: 200mL (min) - absurd (max) sexual preference: Girls? Futa? Boys? You decideVote and discuss using the little “reply” bubble under this post
saunyjean: micdotcom: If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would sound It’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them. But this is all too often
bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
maybeitiswritten: abirdfriend: I want so badly to believe that, “There is truth, that love is real.” And I want life in ever word, to the extent that it’s absurd. I know you’re wise beyond your years, but do you ever get the fear that your perfect
catinthefedora: comingtoconclusions: championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars
bobgoesw00t: satterthm: fairytailwitch: sakamoto’s so fucking wild man what THE FUCK IS THIS ANIME OH MYGOD IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ABSURD. i’d watch it. OMFG, WTF HAVE I STUMBLED INTO NOW INTERNET
foxintwilight: sharemyshipment: The bouncing bunny is here! Enjoy it in HQ here over at e621.net OR Enjoy it on your 4K portrait monitor in ‘absurd high res’ thanks to FoxinTwilight, the original artist of this piece. You do realize you’re
Hentai with absurdly large insertions is like my white whale.
lordsmaf: I can’t decide if Chainsaw Man is actually a commentary on the frankly absurd hardships and sacrifices the average human is expected to throw themselves into in order to attain even the most basic needs in Maslow’s hierarchy or if I’m
explore-blog: explore-blog: I want to see you. It is really absurd. I can’t live without you. You are so dear, so wonderful. I think of you all day long, and miss your grace, your boyish beauty, the bright sword-play of your wit, the delicate fancy
dboybaker: cyansunday: andro-saurus: championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen
brosetv: When DREAM DADDY and absurd porn scenes collide
cumdumpsterswhoworshipmen: it’s only fitting that one of the most pathetic and disgraceful sights on earth also oozes pure femininity. it is the sight of a woman slobbering on a rock hard dick. it’s only fitting that women make such absurd distorted
killitwithfirefire:I have an absurd humor :)Enjoy it :)
krudman: raresenses: true-lr: hrunting: tyleroakley: Shit just got real. “life is absurd so start acting like it” that last one though these are super important and beautiful hello, operator? Yes a wolf standing behind a rainbow is
scyna: nyctaeus: Olivia Locher - ‘I Fought The Law’Photo series illustrating the most absurd laws still valid in America today 1. In Rhode Island it is illegal to wear transparent clothing 2. In Arizona you can not have more than two dildo’s in
legendsmade: paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
ravenskywalker: ravenskywalker: I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot of love (as he obviously deserves!)
whereismywizardhat: Yeah but, you know why Baymax is man portable, can lift absurd weight, and has all the skills of a paramedic, right? That sounds like the precise thing you would want for a car wreck. There are only so many ways that two parents would
behold-munro: goodnightpyrite: what if anime dicks were treated the same way as anime boobs boys sneaking up behind other boys and grabbing their dicks boys comparing dick sizes absurdly huge dicks that flop around EVERYWHERE and defy both gravity and
miss-nerdgasmz: To all the people reacting earnestly to this: its by clickhole. Its still in bad taste, but by reacting to EVERYTHING ridiculous and absurd, you give it a platform for attention.
pansexualcookware: apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding
apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
jeremiebrett: I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me - like, the very idea makes me want to laugh because it’s so absurd. I can’t picture someone constantly thinking about me or getting flustered when I smile or someone wanting to shower
unpretty: i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of
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