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ask-an-mra-anything: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean
deducecanoe: thesylverlining: lesliecrusher: i’m going to tell you a story about something absurd. so okay. when i was in high school, i would wear a ton of brown eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara, and because i was an ungrateful little brat i would
exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
mehueleelpitoacanela: He oido que os gusta el absurder… ¡Pues tomad dos tazas!
mywetslutyhole: sizequeenconfessions: Sadly I don’t see Jamal as much anymore since college, but he’s always kind enough to pay me a visit with that absurdly FAT cock of his when he comes through town ;) Fucking hot….Jessa
socially-awkward-platypus: ccumberbitched: evenifitisagainstslytherin: black-dawg: hurtlamb: Matthew Cornell are you kidding me ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’m glad I’m not the only one that has these kinds of reactions to absurdly beautiful
championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand
fortfox: (you are all absurdly kind and I love you) (except the bag of mosquitoes that keeps unfollowing when I reblog my own selfies a million times YOU can catch fire)
the-adebisi-wombosi-identity: tricountyshit: callmekitto: ohmygil: bythepowercosmic: White people mad already rofl are you fucking kidding me unsurprised and yet so full to the brim with hatred Lololololol How did she even draw out such an absurd
weightandwarmth: I’m going to need all of this ice to get the fuck. Every time I walk outside, I picture myself falling face first and breaking all of my front teeth. I am thoroughly convinced that that’s one of the 101 absurd ways I will leave this
micdotcom: Watch: Donald Trump’s campaign has reached a stunning new level of absurdity. Just watch.
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my
trevenant: me, as a closeted teenager: I probably won’t find love me, at 24, in my underwear, watching my boyfriend ignore the main storyline in Breath of the Wild to blow things up and pick mushrooms for an absurd amount of time:
trosterstrudel:Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last
welele: Pictures in Boxes es una de nuestras tiras cómicas más que recomendadas. Puro absurder
susiethemoderator: memeufacturing: me: clowns are everywhere. vine is gone. what next 2016. its almost november. what do you got for me 20162016: uhhh *flips through file cabinet marked “WEIRD ABSURD SHIT”* uhhh… y’know the president of South
heartsnbruises: paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
black-quadrant: I am absurdly attached to Karkat.
pjenderman: a-spoon-full-of-creatures: furbearingbrick: next time someone complains modern cartoons are bad merely on the grounds that they’re “too absurd and silly”, show them this. He punched a lightning in the dick IN THE DICK!!!
ayellowbirds: saint-of-powder: typhlonectes: Northwestern Salamander (Ambystoma gracile), Kings Co., WA, USA (photo via: KingsCountyParks) Absurd Small Man Taps a Tip a Toe stylish
nidokings: splicerthedicer: madmints: ponynamedmixtape: I take my time in fallout very seriously I swear MISTAH FUCKAH The anger in his voice escalates with the absurdity of the name tag yourself i’m mr titties
scope-dogg: anarchonecromancer: my-friends-dont-know-im-a-furry: starteas: starteas: PWEASE, im switching to teamspeak This is just absurdly dedicated customer service You know maybe Skype isn’t actually all that bad
kyraneko: leo-lucid: jurgenronaaz: swoodthis: argent-ace: paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll
lmaonade: lmaonade: do you guys wanna see maybe the stupidest most absurd life hack video i’ve ever seen i cannot take my eyes off this video whenever i start playing it. the amount of dumb shit that goes on just entrances me. this video is only
glitterigabi: unpretty: i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out,
land-of-omorashi-and-absurdities:The only sad thing about being in a Fandom when it starts is running out of ship content to consume.
Schrödinger's Absurdism
I love the fact that I can nut to my own nudes, like… I think that is a whole new level of self love like… How do I constantly hate myself if I can sexually get off to my own pics… This is absurd, no more self hate 2016. I love me,
felindablankster: blackmattersus: Struggling to Serve at the Nation’s Richest University Absurd. WOW oh how the mighty have fallen lol
one-time-i-dreamt: This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad for her.
twitch-eaglehart: teaboot: systlin: matchgirl42: What made me just outright giggle at the absurdity of it all is reading about these bunkers in particular: https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-survival-condo-project-luxury-doomsday-shelter-2017-4
postapocalypticflimflam: xfracturedxfairytalex: One of my favorite movies!! Wasteland of the Absurd.
blackmattersus: Struggling to Serve at the Nation’s Richest University Absurd.
it-is-the-stone-cold-world: miss-cath: [Borders of the absurd] this is so sadly true. Smutne ale prawdziwe ><
n-architektur: Nikos Salingaros interviews Léon Krier. The Future Of Cities: The Absurdity of Modernism Photo: Labyrinth City, Léon Krier, 1971
pulsaroflove: comingtoconclusions: championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars
aximili: Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies “your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests
fygirlcrush: Tonight at thanksgiving dinner my absurdly insightful 17 year old cousin and I were talking about relationships with uneven power dynamics (specifically between girls) and she said, “I don’t have as many friends anymore because I refuse
bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
shitrichcollegekidssay: if i make a year, and decide to buy fancy ŭ ice cream once a month, I’m not poor because I splurged on ice cream, I was already poor to begin with. The fact that we have to justify ŭ is fucking absurd.
asmallcoat: diebrarian: lesbianrey: george lucas directed star wars (1977) after only making one studio film but ok kathy (1 2 3 4) This is absurd??
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superwholockthecomic: LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT SHIRLEY TEMPLE Not only did this ABSURDLY ADORABLE little superstar pretty much singlehandedly save Fox and the movie industry during the Great Depression, she also was one of the first (possibly the
suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
allons-ytobakerstreet: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging
cracked: So Spider-Man is transformed into an actual giant spider – that is pregnant with spider babies – then dies and gives birth to a fully grown human Peter Parker instead, because…shut up. #CrackedClassic 5 Absurd Ways Comic Books
micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
galadrie: I’m on youtube right now listening to absurd country songs and these are the best ones ive found:Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of LifeToo Drunk To FishRedneck Hippie RomanceYou’re The Reason Our Kids Are UglyI’ve Never Gone
saunyjean: micdotcom: If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would sound It’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them. But this is all too often
ravenskywalker: ravenskywalker: I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot of love (as he obviously deserves!)
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
micdotcom: Watch: If an angry bear was treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound.
apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
feminismandhappiness: nicotiiine: So uh, my boyfriend pointed out something today. I was aware of the absurd number of lawsuits against him, but not really of the Immunity Doctrine. Con artist
butleroftoast: The Discworld is a series of books about satirical fantasy, mocking the absurdity of the genre and taking it to extremes. It’s a series of books about surreal humour and lame puns. It’s a series of books about cartoonish characters
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