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micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
e-l-s-a-b-a: stalinistqueens: wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x] Citizen is simpler and more beautiful~ but just in case anyone needs this.
shouldnt: 100kplusnotes: gold: bullied: ravenskywalker: ravenskywalker: I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well
shazzbaa: OH BOY IT’S MORE NON-CANON UNDERTALE NONSENSE!!!! (click through them to read!) Okay so I know everyone likes this absurd/amazing Papyton Ex ship with Oblivious Papyrus but alternately, please consider: Papyrus instantly understood a 10 year
apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
argumate: prokopetz: At some point, the Dark X, Show Me The Y meme evolved from “dark [information source], show me the [absurd thing that no reasonable person would ever actually want]” to “dark [information source], show me the [completely reasonable
I ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED A BUNCH OF ANIME WHILE ON MY MOBILE DATA
phoenix-173: joisbishmyoga: the-problematic-blender: e-l-s-a-b-a: stalinistqueens: wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x] Citizen is simpler
cosmicwarden: I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.
prokopetz:The fun thing about the Persona franchise is that you don’t even have to take things out of context to make them sound utterly absurd. Like, if I said “your first quest is to help a talking cat steal your gym teacher’s soul”, normally
onthekneesnow: It won’t be so easy to induce him. He will try to convince you that pegging is an absurd practice, unnatural, strange and shameful to him. He will think that the idea of being penetrated will seem to him an atrocious act, and he will
ravenskywalker: ravenskywalker: I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot of love (as he obviously deserves!)
black-to-the-bones: Just think about how absurd this situation is. They forced a black woman to sit at the back of the plane, refused to answer her questions, didn’t look into her eyes just because she was black.Moreover , they were confused with the
hobbitdragon: absurdical: akafoxxcub: dailydot: Interview with Toril Orlesky, author of gay centaur Western “Hotblood!” Hotblood! hasn’t been around for long, but it’s already capturing hearts and minds on Tumblr thanks to its combination of
Poignant and Absurd
championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars
micdotcom: Bookmark this site that debunks absurd Internet rumors in real time If you’re tired of celebrity death hoaxes and misreported news bulletins, a rumor-tracking site dedicated to sorting fact from fiction might be your new favorite. As
sneakyfeets:frostthorn:dead game confirmedHOLY FUCK THEIR SUBS MUST BE ABSURDLY DEAD Intro new feature to make/trade gold and maybe help kill some of the hackers = OH NOPE MUST BE DEAD GAME TROLLOLOLOLOLUh … how about not? it’s been going
tinyhousedarling: woke-up-on-derse: ravenskywalker: ravenskywalker: I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my own
hoodlock:digg:This is what people asked the library before Google. (via) The idea that people have somehow become more absurd due to the existence of the internet will never cease to amuse me.
tsugua-a: All 100 House seats in the Virginia General Assembly (and the 40 Senate seats) are up for re-election this November. Far, far, far too many of these elections go uncontested, allowing incumbents to win absurdly easily. In the last general
Very Dilusional, Slightly Absurd.
thefinalimage: Run Lola Run | 1998 | dir. Tom Tykwer This trippy, vibrant, and stylish film about Lola (Franka Potente) trying to come to the rescue of her boyfriend is absurd and essentially just one long montage split into three separate parts, but
check-your-privilege-feminists: the-critical-feminist: misha-is-love: If gender equality isn’t an issue here in the US than how come having a female president is considered absurd? It’s not, the idea of having a female president for the sake of
conservative-libertarian:your-uncle-dave: championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen
homelesswerewolf: kropotkitten: vulcanbrrrn: tastefullyoffensive: (photo via waxfaster) Please lord tell me this isn’t real it’s very real. they have all kinds of absurd vegetables soaked in water.this is peak capitalism. i don’t know if it
ohheyitsshanaj: fellowship-of-the-patriarchy: listener-blue: gratuitouslygendered: These are supposed to be funny, right? Right? Except everything but the absurdity of the whole premise seems awfully serious on the website. Thanks, Sharmila, for
nyapping: my brother won this absurd chair from his school today
dragondicks: on the 2 year anniversary of the down with cis bus post, it’s worth remembering that the down with cis bus was a cartoonishly absurd story made up by a cis person to try to pretend that trans people are dangerous, whereas the down with
theoriginalbottom: magnolia-noire: thehotgirlproject: madlori: reddit-tales: Parents, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve found on your kid’s social media? My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for: Dominicans with no hands and feet.
prochoice-or-gtfo: callmegoddess618: cathugging: insertoriginalblogurlhere: cathugging: thespectacularspider-girl: imsogayduuude: Considering my sexuality and my life circumstances, this tweet can fuck off. This generation is absurdly soft and
misterclarkrogers: FOLLOW FOR MORE HORNY JOCK INTELLECTUALISM/ABSURDITY
nicotiiine: So uh, my boyfriend pointed out something today. I was aware of the absurd number of lawsuits against him, but not really of the Immunity Doctrine.
pallanophblargh: I am absurdly tired (though not without reason) so I will be getting back to folks on my approval of Inktober commission slots tomorrow! For now, kicking off this glorious month with an inky (and wonky, lol) doodle of my own McKoi.
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
katanafatale: stylemic: Comedian Celeste Barber is hilariously calling out the absurdity of celebrity Insta pics … by trying to recreate them. The message is clear. Follow stylemic This is the quality content I need in my life.
cumdumpsterswhoworshipmen: it’s only fitting that one of the most pathetic and disgraceful sights on earth also oozes pure femininity. it is the sight of a woman slobbering on a rock hard dick. it’s only fitting that women make such absurd distorted
warriorsofmightandmagic: They are bound with all kinds of characteristics from elements, animals, plants and even absurd objects. They are the greatest of mutants in my opinion. They are the X-Men!
micdotcom: Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
itsmeganprincess: MY ARCHIVE IS VIEWABLE AGAIN!!!!~ Tumblr has lifted their absurd adult/explicit rating from my blog. Now is your chance to hit my archive (at the top of my title page) and go back in time and reblog some of my older classic captions.
itsmeganprincess: MY ARCHIVE IS VIEWABLE AGAIN!!!!~(click my name to go to my title page and access it) Tumblr has lifted their absurd adult/explicit rating from my blog. Now is your chance to hit my archive (at the top of my title page) and go back in
suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
smaug-official: nooneneedsfeminism: THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY. THERE IS NO WAGE GAP. THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE. FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE MOVEMENT.
131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
131-di: miss-all-mad-here: allons-ytobakerstreet: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass
championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand
element-of-change:highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll
micdotcom: 7 facts from around the world show how absurd America’s elections areIs there a greater example of American excess than the presidential campaign process? According to early estimates, Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign could
nomellamesfriki: Mini recopilación de inventos japoneses absurder
phantomdoodler: paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
nltm: having an ounce of privacy should not be this difficult in any setting, it’s fucking absurd and I just hate my living conditions so much all the time
We Have Officially Reached Peak Absurdity In Congress
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