absolutely me
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thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going
Someone left this party invite in a library book and it sounds absolutely delightful??
I’m sick of being second best to absolutely everyone in my life.
petitsirena: bonjourbrielle: nicolebyer: blackfashion: Chloe & Halle - Beyonce - Pretty Hurts COVER FUCK FUCK FUCK. first of all, these girls are absolutely beautiful. and their locs > BUT DAYUM I WAS NOT READY. JAW DROPPING ALL THE
jewsquats: All taken at my absolute favorite japanese restaurant in the entire state and they have unlimited sushi monday - saturday for ภ as well as specialty rolls (see the American Dream in all of them which is salmon, avocado and cream cheese fried
zachysprincess: lacigreen: fatgirlopinions: Absolutely me hearing this a lot from a friend rn. it’s not okay for a dude to tell his gf what she’s allowed to wear. Okay, but I say this and I mean “My boyfriend would be uncomfortable with
lacigreen: fatgirlopinions: Absolutely me hearing this a lot from a friend rn. it’s not okay for a dude to tell his gf what she’s allowed to wear.
surprisebitch: cutegirlonline: jaydenskyewalker: baebyfaced: I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD I’m the girl i love the bachelor absolutely me
Darkness, absolute darkness
Kitty Chaos
drtanner:husketeers:borisandtasha:When you get caught doing something embarrassing.. Tasha’s face omgYou can’t tell me that dogs don’t get embarrassed. You cannot.
Padmé’s death is the absolute worst. She deserved so much more than “losing the will to live”. That is nothing like Padmé at all. What she went through with Anakin was tragic but she wasn’t consumed by her love for him like he
fatgirlopinions: Absolutely me
wally-jo: absolutely me
glumshoe: glumshoe: I finally got the Far Harbor DLC, after more than a year of considering it. I opened my save and Nick Valentine instantly turned to me and said “Sounds like we’re needed back at the agency!”Do you think Nick feels weird that
I am unwilling to accept help unless absolutely nessecary
bricklayergay-deactivated202106:theonlydrewboo:You will. 💜me
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
snowflakeeel:snowflakeeel:honestly out of all of the methods of computer virus delivery out there the ‘random mysterious USB stick left on the ground’ is the most likely to fool me. no thoughts, head empty, plug that fucker in and unleash
what the absolute fuck
sturmyena: gotitforcheap: I feel like conservative american politics have gotten to the point where during a debate Donald Trump could throw water on Marco Rubio and be all “Rubios wet, he’s a wet nerd and unfit to run this country, an absolute
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
somethingratchet: cozmeesah: EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right? The white house will never
littlesmartart: so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely
stormcallart: Inspired by the text post here in which Garrus shows off. Last panel is my absolute favorite.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:supply and demand in action right here
stormcallart:Inspired by the text post here in which Garrus shows off. Last panel is my absolute favorite.
frogsandcrowns: Look! I still have a face, though it’s been so long since it’s been on tumblr.I had my last exam on saturday morning, so i now am a free elf, and have absolutely nothing to do, unless you count having to move most of my worldly belongings
octo-pies:Me watching the venture bros for the first time:
This would absolutely be the monarch & sheila
[Metalocalypse spoilers].....Wait. Wait. It ends with Charles LEAVING?Okay we absolutely need the 2nd movie I can’t stand for this
Drag me to work
pleasingprey: This was absolutely me last night. I fucking love sucking cock. I crave it…
2jam4u: oh fuck me right up 6 ways to sunday
xinf1nity: I absolutely adore her<3 @fashionverbatim bhaha. i look like a devil. but you’re soooo cute.
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
radical-illusion: nadelikesthings: ada-adorable: krabbydon: retro-beauty: THIS IS SO TRUE where’s the one where you have to pull it right out of your butt that is the absolute core of the long-hair experience i was REALLY WEIRDED OUT by the
woohoowithyou: My absolute favourite photos of us ever.
scathach-means-shadow: alex-quisite: [via the absolute PHOTOGRAPHY blog…] and especially without weed… our weed is the best… where you gonna buy yo weed now europe? not from kalamata or zoniana
thedoctorofassbutt: ocheano: super-dooper:darning-socks: You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you. this is so cute omg I love you my angels This is absolutely adorable
zynab1929: do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely
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