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roleplayerscoffeeshop: I absolutely love when people read my roleplays and then send messages to me about how they enjoyed them. I feel like connecting with them in that way means that I’m doing a good job.
Hana is treated like absolute garbage on tumblr, I hate it. I can tell when people talk to me about her how they don’t like her as much as the other women. And yeah there was a “Shipping Rules” post back when the game was in Beta, which was full
facingthewaves: For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare
houseofabrasax: you know what I love about jupiter ascending [jamie you love everything about it look at your fucking blog–]anyway you know what I love about jupiter ascending that it is absolutely 100% totally okay to enjoy the space in it just because
arbitrary-stag:Tbh men’s bulges are so much more sexy than the penis itself. Most of the time dick pics do absolutely nothing for me. 9/10 times I’d much rather see a guy rocking a speedo or jock than the full monty.
that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:Accidentally falling for someone you have absolutely no chance with:
jaclcfrost: never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle there is a u in bouncy and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
h-airon: absolutely nothing is sexier than someone who can face temptation and have the maturity to say “this isn’t worth losing what I have”
Any hot sugar daddies follow me? Poor student looking to make some money by doing absolutely nothing except look cute
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
minstrivia:this look still absolutely FLOORS me to this day
cinephileslimited: i absolutely hate 90 minute long movies because if they are good you didn’t get enough and if they suck you feel like you’ve wasted 90 minutes of your life
fuck out
Absolutely Ridiculous. I don't paint.
firelordzuko: do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see
whitekitestrings: sorry about the boring ass static poses of characters doing Absolutely Nothing i wanted to draw more but i have no ideas. this is based off these headcanons.
the year in review
krisjenner420: the goal of my makeup use is absolutely not to look natural like my goal is to look Otherworldly and possibly from the moon
fauxvirgo:just finished the haunting of bly manor and the finale absolutely broke me… not enough people are talking about how tragic owen and hannah’s story is like i’m fully losing it
like I was a huge fan of Wonderfalls when it was on and years later the DVD came out and in the commentary/extras they were talking about all these plans for season 3. But, like, Wonderfalls never even got to finish season 1, the network shut it down
antiqua-lugar: we don’t talk enough about how much hawke and hawke’s companions love each other on a friendship path… like hawke absolutely sucks at gift giving. hawke’s the worst. hawke gifted isabela a fertility amulet and fenris a book about
elsassassyeyebrow: lecaptaindom: Okay, saw this on my timeline and it absolutely infuriated me. My feelings on the military notwithstanding, lets take a look at some numbers. I’m about to drop some knowledge y'all.This will be operating solely off
i-wuv-virgins: When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost
emilyologist:The only bad thing about mashed potatoes is absolutely nothing
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
missbuttercupifurnasty: travistee1: missbuttercupifurnasty: plumpprettypisces: missbuttercupifurnasty: About last night Slay my life shy Stop it, you got me over here blushing 😊😊😊 You are sexy as Phuck!!! Thank you
garnetprincesss: gregwuzhere: chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me. I absolutely need my alone time. Thankfully my husband and
pussy-and-pizzza-x: liferuining-soulsnatcher: succubus-stripper: rvnotti: just simple math This reminds me of the crazy Russian girls I worked with in Alaska who basically taught me everything I know about being aggressive Lmao valid point Nah
buggyeyes: lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me:
facingthewaves:For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare
so I have a tooth gap and sometimes I really like it, but most of the time I absolutely despise it I’m not digging it at the moment ugh
aqua:i like reading ppls extremely excited tags esp ones like ‘OHHH M GGOS?? FAV’ like this person is having an absolute swell time and im glad to hear it
Absolutely Not
bathingwithlucifer: facingthewaves: For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that
Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer
traceexcalibur: “talking about sexism or racism on Tumblr doesn’t solve anything” really? because I am absolutely certain that I am a better, less bigoted person than I was a few years ago and that is most certainly due to the people I
tinysquids: Me: *Does absolutely nothing to deserve a treat for myself* Me: You know what? I deserve to treat myself
sasukehateblog: me: can i say something mean and petty? my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely
sweettxguy: Fuck I absolutely need this, love to be ridden hard cuckmyboyfriend: You opened up and told me you thought about me fucking your boyfriend. Even though I’ve already told you about fucking your brother and dad. You forgave me for that
i just want to feel absolutely wanted, with no room to wonder about it
bevgodsgirls: Yes, hello. This is me absolutely not being here for your stupid fucking opinions on how I’m supposed to feel about the things people say about me today. I look like a princess and I’m going to make some nice prints tonight.
broby—dick: The thing about Sense8 is that there is not a single pairing that I don’t absolutely love??? Like how did they do that?!?! I love all of my children and this is such a beautiful show.
the-heart-alchemist: roosterhunter: Weiss holding Ruby :) You know what absolutely kills me about this? That smile Weiss has in the first gif as she’s looking at Ruby slowly gets bigger as Ruby talks. And she just holds that smile the entire time
subtill-beslaved-under-women-tpe:sissysharon2u: could be happen one day to me- but i know i will have never ever any influence ABOUT me and the fate of me. EXCLUSIVELY WOMEN OVER me WILL HAVE ABSOLUTELY DECIDE OVER me, what will happen real to me.
yes, please tell me more about how its ok to not like “gay ships” and how op, a gay person, is being unfortunate for being concerned about thatlet me kno so i can get my block list ready
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