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“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“You don’t remember me? I’m Jerry’s daughter… your boss is my dad. Yeah, I kinda grew up fast, I guess. Anyway don’t worry about my dad… this will just be our little secret. So… are you going
You: Was that my dad that just left? Your Girlfriend: Yeah, he was telling me about how much you guys have been fighting so I figured I would invite him over for a bit. You: Listen honey I don’t think you should do that anymore, he’s been
cumandplaywithdaddy: pookiesfamilyii: Thinking about my dad while I touch myself gives me the best orgasms! It’s the same way for daddy too
m-ilyj: Felt really good to finally forget about my dad for a while and masterbate again. Haven’t done this in a while. Forgot how amazing it feels like. http://m-ilyj.tumblr.com/
mynightwing: I was fantasizing about my dad in the shower and thought I was dreaming when he walked in the room. It felt so real when he slammed me on the door, but I knew I was awake when I felt his cum fill my pussy.
***You all inquire every day about my child’s father when it’s really none of your business. Be thankful that I posted this picture to answer the number one question that you all ask me daily!*** NO, I’m NOT a single mom!NO, my child’s
zdou: yes but how do i convince my dad to buy me a sim dating game involving pigeons
frnkieroismydaddy: the-mighty-birdy: renniequeer: renniequeer: renniequeer: Anyone want to hear another wholesome story about my dad? Okay so. My dad is actually my step-dad. He and my mom got together when I was eight, and got married a few years
kuueater: i’m about to leap across this table
tygale: tygale: this woman who wrote about her experience dating my dad occasionally tweets @ me and im like…. Who the Fuck are U like to clarify, she published a book about the 52 men shes dated, and one of the pages was about my dad, and in it she
i present to you, my day: - my dad hasn’t spoke to me the hole day; - i did nothing because none of my friends were free; - i lost another 14 followers; - i’m really sad (can’t say depressed, but ok); - i just found out that probably
bastardfact: putaoso: guitarbeard: Thinking about him :) Hey…. Uhhhh have a shitty transparent too
spaceeyes: back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos
methlabrador: everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
teaboot:gildedproblems:teaboot:imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love youHaters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing
About my Dad and I.
thesickshop: what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes by] but everybody calls me “dad”
kokopenguin: this girl and her dad are fucking awesome - Imgur. Bit worried about her dad’s arms, but best.cosplay.ever.
And so it beginsMy parents are getting divorced and my mom woke me up at 10am (she knew I’d be asleep and I was) just to rant at me about my dad and whatever he’s doing. My parents are still living in the same house and I’m living with
kanyewesticle: MY ART TEACHER TOLD OUR CLASS THAT HIS SON ASKED HIM FOR YU-GI-OH CARDS AND HE WAS LIKE SURE AND GOT A PICTURE OF THEM UP ONLINE AND DREW THEM AND PAINTED THEM AND CUT THEM OUT FOR HIM WTF I LAUGH AND GET ANGRY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT
dennys: If your Dad had a blog, what would he blog about?
I hate the conversations I have at my dads house with our family friends. I just end up screaming about basic human rights and crying
I was rockin out to Mr.Bungle in my room about a hour or so ago and then all my sudden my dad just walks in and stands in the doorway like “What the hell??” And I just started hugging my laptop quietly yelling “YES IM STILL AWAKE STOP
Well, I blocked him. He’s toxic, and he’d quickly go from toxic to abusive towards me. He already has, by lying to my face about my mom. my mom’s never let me go hungry, and never had a drinking problem. She’s never been in jail, never drove drunk
The awesome thing about my dad’s side of the family is that the parents are fluent in English and Vietnamese. It’s easiler to talk too them more than my moms side of the family and its more complicated gotta go multi-racial on them with three
The werid thing about my dad is he doesn’t care if I hang out with guys anymore, mostly with Michael, William, Duong and Patrick… Dad you’re cool but its weird Lolololol. NO MORE CURFEW!!!
andioyu: My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie
a boring good day about getting ready for tomorrow.
So my dad just introduced me to galivant, which is a musical show about a twelfth century adventurer. This is a fucking awesome show!
Just asked my dad about my family tree, which I realized I didn’t know much about/didn’t remember much about. Apparently his uncle was an Admiral in the navy, his cousin (which I forgot) played for the Braves for a bit, and his father (who
So I realized I needed to change SOMETHING about my workouts since it seems like im not getting the change I thought I would at this point (diet too-which hasnt been bad but im gonna make better) so I mixed it up. 18 minutes elliptical, 23 minutes bike,
halfstepaway: ellianderjoy: operationobservation: huffingtonpost: DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record
dickipedia: bitcharoon: magnificentllamaparty: jay-the-geek: catxzayn: woahhway: 1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name
mscomrade: So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels
healingx: The thing about invisible illness is that you feel so guilty for mentioning it bc everyone views it as complaining. There’s a difference between asserting your needs and complaining but a lot of people don’t see it that way. This has caused
girdleluv: misstararoberts: I don’t understand my feelings, but it makes my penis very stiff when I fantasize about my Dad masturbating while I pose for him in my girly nylon stockings… 👅👅👅👄👄👄
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
hereinriverside: thickdick6x7: My buddy sure was spending more time at the house when I wasn’t there. He was always curious about my dad’s work hours. I came home early and found out why.
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
Tbh I forgot about Father’s Day. This week has been hell and I can’t believe I forgot I feel like an asshole.
sinslife: “CEREAL”Everything was chill for a couple of years until my mother started drinking too much and abusing the prescription pills she was on cuz she was depressed about my dad even though she left him - which makes no sense but I guess that’s
fairyneko: 5:25pmAt this point, my dad is more famous on here than I am lol and I’m not even mad. He’s a cool dude— walked through the jungles of Guyana for months just to raise awareness about struggle and poverty, he donated his kidney to a coworker
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
eremazing: me: -at my grandmas house, sees an article about a transwoman-me: oh!! thats so nice im so happy for herentire family: that is a MAN!!me:
I tweeted about my dad being at my house and my mom being nice to him and it feeling weird cause they’re divorced AND MY DAD LIKED IT AWKWARD
one of the most disappointing things about my dad is that he’s always around, but he’s absent in the sense that he gives approximately zero shits about me meh
ps if you’re friends with fucked up people delete them out cha life because anything anybody else has to say about it is irrelevant as fuckkkkkkkk
slendergraspongrammar:“This song’s about my dad. Yeah give it up for my dad, go on. The ledge.”brb crying for angsty younger matty going through his parents’ fighting/separation/divorce
So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture he wanted me to do for his friend and when I told him he shouldn’t promise people that I’d do them things without asking me about it first AND not telling me about it hours before he
cyanidecatt replied to your post: why must people take your food without…My step-dad did that once a few years ago. I’m still bitter about it.my dad bought two of these 4 pack of muffins, they were buy one get one freeso he got me the chocolate
anothermatthew replied to your post: my dad has an unexplained anger toward…I guess he feels ignored when people use them. *shrugs*no i mean with strangers, no one in the house has any but he was telling me about how he was at McDs and he saw all
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
i know ive been complaining about my dad a lot, im sorry but he just makes me extremely angry and he’s been getting on my nerves more now than everwith the emotional/verbal abuse and the pressuring me to give him money all the time
my dad loves lions so i showed him that article about the lionesses with the gene mutations that made them grow manes and he called them freaksWELP :’)
sometimes i think very bad things about my dad and then i later feel bad about it cause im like “i shouldn’t think that way about my dad” but then a while later he does something so incredibly abusive that im reminded why i thought that way in
OkaY speaking of IRL character stuff I’m pretty sure I can pull of Jasper at the very leastMe and my friends are talking about going to a con and cosplaying Homeworld gems and im gonna be Jasper, now all I need is my dad to pay for my gym membership
I was taking the requested selfie when my Dad started to attempt to sing some R&B song and I just about lost it
im about to go visit my momma at the hospital cause she just had back surgery today and shes in her room resting now ;u;
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