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moriarty-greyjoy: Ok, so, I noticed I put on a little weight & I’m super happy about it. Because I notice it the most around my thighs & I really hate having skinny legs. So, yay! Remember to SUBMIT your own changing room shots! Click the
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother… I choo-choose you.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
Holmes the meddler! Holmes the busybody!: If what Moffat said about Moriarty is true...
FOR REVCLEO WHO REQUESTED GHOSTBUSTERLOCK LIKE A BILLION YEARS AGO you really shouldn’t have had to wait so long for this lol i’m sorryyy
moriarty: moriarty: people asking me about my URL: a trilogy this post was a misTAKE
moriarty: how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
reichebach: Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot. Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight of the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how
moriartys: I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is exactly what it should be like. Leelah’s death is a heartbreaking tragedy and it should leave everyone speechless. That being
phoebewallersbridge: favourite female villains: jamie moriarty (elementary) ’My first instinct was to kill you. Quietly. Discreetly. But then, the more I learned about you, the more curious I became. Here, at last, seemed to be a mind that… that
moriarty: i think im the only person on this earth that didn’t know about Songza until now. playlists for literally every occasion
moriarty: people asking me about my url: a dark trilogy
moriarty-has-the-impala: so I was at the doctor’s yesterday, and while I was waiting in this little room, I started looking at all the cheesy posters they put up about staying fit and heart health and all that. as I’m looking at them, I find this
moriarty: do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax
moriarty: people asking me about my URL: a trilogy
moriarty-assbutt: mishasminions: DEAN, COULD YOU BE MORE IN LOVE Why are we not talking about how short his arms look…?
moriarty: nintenclo: cumbermon: nintenclo: have you ever been so attracted to someone that it upset you deep within your soul this post was not about benevolent cabbagepatch
moriartys: I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is exactly what it should feel like. Leelah’s death is a heartbreaking tragedy and it should leave everyone speechless. That being
of-castles-and-converses: zombieapocalypseteam: mycroftgetoffmysheet: crimsonpoppyfields: csi-bakerstreet: POST-REICHENBACH→ John can’t sleep and he’s thinking about Sherlock’s laptop, that he could left him there some clue about Moriarty.
