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klefable: it’s me, the neediest person in the world™
angelsbpd: Therapist: people are going to come and go that’s how life is Me: immediately starts crying
h0odrich: Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up
gestured: there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me
Just Kill Me Now... No One Cares
osjecam: sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
lebaenese:Me
unsounded:Me when it comes to crushes and boyfriends
burgrs: if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
You do you. I'll do me.
gaysfinest:I can tell myself all day, “be heartless, fuck em” but in all reality, I have a big ass heart, and can’t treat people bad, that’s just not me.
ishaqzaadi: things that get me in like the first 30 seconds: attractive voices jaws doing the thing arms doing the thing basically any muscle doing the thing a+ dressing sense smelling good
mattroid7: sodomymcscurvylegs:Me, at every video game loading screen ever: thatfatwhiteguy novaschaos
swordbabe:me logging the fuck in
afk:Friend: OMG you should watch this new show it’s so goodMe: Is it on Netflix? Friend: No its on TV Me: I ain’t never gonna watch that shitty ass show
bobbyeobu:this is me
"Friend" to "Stranger" real quick. I am not playing with ya'll this year. Don't have time for attitudes or bad vibes. Catch me on the flip side.
zaynsdickpics:me at a party: wheres the dog. u said there was gonna be a dog. im gonna touch the dog
tuesdayalissia:and that’s enough. Me with work
hotboyproblems: me when i see someone talking to the bae:
timmynook:irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
girlwithscarss: I need someone to cuddle the sadness out of me.
mysexualpleasure18: mmfurfap: funwithraunch: Just a few diagnoses odaxelagina <3 So me… Every single one… Almost all of these…
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
spenceromg: why do homework when you could do me
extrasad: me so much
jollygemma: when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
mynormalusernamewasalreadytaken: Pros of social interaction: -keeps me from going crazy -friends are lovely Cons of social interaction: -weird comedown where I fall apart from loneliness like 30 seconds after I get home afterwards
Don't expect from me what your not willing to give.
follovved: call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
kelvinbenjamin: just bc my selfie isnt on your dash doesnt mean u shouldn’t be reblogging it. my tagged/me is open 24/7
kinkywolftime: ligerzerolindsey: fuckyeahfursuiting: the very last line earned a reblog THIS. 😻YES! 🐾🐾~K. Wolf🐺 Something to read before you fucking judge me for being even the tiniest bit furry.
tennants-hair:IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVERare u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through
immersings: I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
excluhsive: When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
dutchster: imagine a bag of trash with the words “handle with care” and “fragile” written on it. that would be me
bratpills: me: is a mess but in an artistic way
bla-mnyaka:schoolboytroy:That “ignoring each other” game can turn into a “never hearing from me again” game real fastGod bless who wrote this
biggestdweeb:what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me
teavictoria: dinobot: *sleeps to avoid my problems* *wakes up and my problems are still there* what the fuck actually Me as fuck
lez-bruh: me at family reunions
avpdsnail:me: [can’t handle intimacy, too terrified of rejection to be in a relationship, often completely cuts contact with people out of fear that they’ll get sick of me, a general fool with paranoia issues] i want a girlfriend
babyfacerae: Me! Fucking yes! I cannot stand that shit. Tell me now
adhighdefinition: me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for thatme @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything me again:
buggyeyes: lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me:
rosyemily: me when someone tries to flirt with me
problackgirl: Me: *wants to talk to you* Me: *has nothing to say*
natnovna: Boy: u wanna come over and watch a movie? Me: I’ve seen all the movies Boy: all the movies ever made? Me: yea
frankyourdeath:me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
twentytaystitches:I say “fight me” way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me
raiikyuu: me: *is replaced*me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)
brucetimms: me: i hate drama [drama happens] me:
im petty in the most discreet ways u may talk slick to me but if ya spoons go missing n u only got 1 left or ya toilet roll on the other side of the roll or ya microwave on its lowest setting jus kno it was me u bitch
sharingneedles:boy: (stops texting me)me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up
bolinsbiceps:Me: I don’t judge people on petty things like appearance. As long as we are true to ourselves, there’s no need for negativity :) *sees a guy with a fedora and a girl with anime fox ears walking around campus* Me: @ God why do you try
ghostworld2001: me: i hate dramaalso me:
lilttlekingtrashmouth: Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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