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“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show each other something other than our nicotine patches?”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
It’s all about the Kardashian Ass
i don’t even c-o-u-r-t-n-e-y: lestrade raking mycroft in comfortwhos-crashing-now: LESTRADE RAKING MYCROFTS BACK WITH A RAKE TO COMFORT TO HIM ABOUT HIS WEIGHT
then the little consulting detective tells the army doctor stories about his home planet Asteroid 221B and his true love the skull, his friend Lestrade the silver fox, and that goddamn snake Moriarty and now i’m depressed
mindlessgonzojam: le-le-lestrade: the maths books warned us about you Someone explain this to me?
tardis221b: ALSO LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT HOW FREAKING COOL LESTRADE WAS WITH IT HE WAS JUST LIKE OH HAHA YOU LIL BASTARD YOU SURE GOT ME HAHA COME HERE YOU
the-hedgehog-of-baskerville: IS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MOLLY AND LESTRADE IN THE TRAILER FOR EPISODE 2? HELLO LESTRADE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE LABTHIS IS NOT SCOTLAND YARD OH NOTHIN’, JUST CHECKIN’ OUT MOLLY’S FAB HAIR Y’KNOW AND CRIME
imjohnlocked: lestrade being asked to be sherlock’s best man for their wedding lestrade telling everyone about how sherlock and john are perfect for each other lestrade revealing embarrassing truths about sherlock before he met john lestrade arranging
anotherwellkeptsecret: justonelasttrick: can we talk about lestrade? He already looks done.
lestrade-in-the-tardis: I’m freaking out about one of my friends as she’s not replying but people are putting “RIP Sophie.” All on her facebook wall and I am dreading the worst. I am freaking out right now and she’s one of my best friends and
