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the-fuckmelikethis: ♥About Me & What I Like & I Ask YouMail: jennyistdauergeil@gmx.de (Under #SELF you will find all my pictures. Enjoy! Since I moved to Berlin last weekend I had sex every fucking night and even more blowjobs. I’m
Fuck it, this is me. I post enough about sex and other shit nude women why not myself.
fallohmeintothedark: if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism
About Executive Dysfunction; for neurotypical people
hempkitty:can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
gaysfinest:I can tell myself all day, “be heartless, fuck em” but in all reality, I have a big ass heart, and can’t treat people bad, that’s just not me.
swordbabe:me logging the fuck in
kinkywolftime: ligerzerolindsey: fuckyeahfursuiting: the very last line earned a reblog THIS. 😻YES! 🐾🐾~K. Wolf🐺 Something to read before you fucking judge me for being even the tiniest bit furry.
Wish there was a way I could’ve captured my whole outfit yesterday because I ran into my ex while on the way to my friend’s 20th party and let me tell you, I fucking slayed him. He was so nervous and awkward, he couldn’t even talk to
ghore: I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
zebbbbbitneverends: WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot
I just need someone who can handle me when I freak the fuck out
visionarynigga: don’t kiss me on my neck unless you tryna get fucked
doresque: my talents include blogging till 5am crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me neglecting my friends shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline not moving for 6 hours having 15 different emotions at the same time fucking
overcoming-procrastination: untexting: Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me” and within a blink of an eye it’s gone
baddiosa: sad as fuck but i’m gonna act like i don’t give a fuck
jackedjill: slowmotionbabyy: girls-n-vibes: i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid Damn Fuck
bumbleshark: bumbleshark: crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point. me and my heart: ok im alone and i feel fucking horrible.
bonrealprophecies: waterbears: sufliso: me thinking bout what to get from the grocery Me thinking about all the tasty soaps
brandyharrington: i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular
oH FUCK AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ASSASSIN’S CREED 29th i just let me die here
A few pictures from my vacation in Long Beach for gay pride. It was so much fun! Kind of fucked up, and blew a lot of money, but we had fun. Who else went?!?!
coughloop:Just heard from my doctor they’re gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck
fuck-me-jo-calderone: also i made this t-shirt for myself a few days ago and i’m kind of really proud This reminds me how I want to ask something about this at the Adventure Time panel at Comic Con.
adriofthedead: jnwiedle: Feelin’ A Lot Like This Lately me too plus I’m cold a lot
poopflow: *popular blog follows me* oh shit i better not fCUk *spaghetti spills out of my pockets* Shit shit what *throws computer after slipping in spaghetti* fUCK
edwadrules2: i fucking hate those despicable me minions. i hate them
riley, sweet nb child
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
deafmic: i love mic so fucking much
neocola: I NEVER USE ANY STICKERS I GET BECAUSE ITS LIKE OH GOD I CAN ONLY USE THIS STICKER ON ONE THING BEFORE THE STICKINESS IS LOST FOREVER WHAT DO I PUT THIS ON OH NO FUCK LIKE OH MY GOD STICKERS ARE JUST WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME
toddnet: me: [says something, anything at all, to anyone ever]me, internally: when will i ever shut up. when will i shut the fuck up. when will i learn to be quiet
dickprintbandit: cfchariot: dickprintbandit: whats yall favorite song at the moment? “We’re in this together now” by Nine Inch Nails off “The Fragile” record. mine is Amine - Caroline & a playlist my lil baby made for me. ^^i fuck
me: *tries to live*me: fuck
I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but
egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
retiredjesus: *fucks something serious up* me: shit my bad
fuck-me-brother: I used to complain about how my brothers were always ganging up on me, but when they started pounding my brains out, those complaints turned into squeals of pleasure.
I hate this. I hate the power you have over me. Why do I still get upset when I think about you? When I realize I have to see you? When it used to be a happy hello, a conversation, and an invitation to dinner or hanging out at the hotel. Those were
disowns: i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
I thought you forgot about me lol
detectivekev: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: Weird Kid At A Sleepover “Do you ever lay awake at night and think about what it’d be like to DIE? In A FIRE?”“…WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU HERE?”
felinekin: me immediately after talking about any personal information or emotions: ive revealed too much. i must never speak again, to show no weakness and preserve my identity
norcalchicana: George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
fadetouched: “What about the woman screaming?” “Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”
janestrider: When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.
wistfulfarming: when u care about ur relationships with a fictional village full of fictional people and ur fictional husband/wife more than actual relationships in real life in a fucking farming simulator game
Me about the afl rn. 🖕🏻 #tati #tatiana #dragrace #dragracememes #rupaul #rupaulsdragrace #rupaulsdragracememes #afl #fuckthisshitimout #fucksports #fuckthisshit #fuckthisnoise #fuck #done #overit #sodone
holy fucking ballsack i just ate so much food i’m actually about to give birth fucking A
jokebud: slavery: I’m watching naruto and this old guys like naruto if you can get me some ASS I’ll teach you to walk on fucking water son i HATE that i know that you’re taking about jiraiya