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“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.â€
carl-hungas: Poison Ivy, back when her and Lux were broke so she posed nude for money. She still lives in the same house about 3 miles away from me.
Strange things blow in through my window on the wings of the night wind, and I do not worry about my destiny. ~ Carl Sandburg
kenobi-wan-obi: bouncingdodecahedrons: Carl telling us how (not) to science. “conclusion: dinosaurs” is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
eroscott: Carl’s mother, a very horny and young looking 40 year old, saw her son masturbating one day. She was shocked at the size of her little boy’s cock and began fantasizing about it until one day Carl found himself flat on his back on the floor
momsondelight: incestiousfeelings: Carl’s mother, a very horny and young looking 40 year old, saw her son masturbating one day. She was shocked at the size of her little boy’s cock and began fantasizing about it until one day Carl found himself
territorialcreep: an autobiography
violent-buddhist: Thai artist Rook Floro My sculpture/performance piece is inspired by Carl Jung’s psychological theory about the shadow. It concerns with the repressed ideas, weakness, and desires of oneself that the conscious mind refuses to
Nah. I’m not worried about Rick. It looks like he’s just had enough of playing games with fucking people. Kill them before they kill you. So proud of Carl. The boy grows up so fast.
coelasquid: Now that the SDCC trailer has gone live I’m allowed to tell people that I’m working on a cool thing, but that’s all I can say about it. I AM HAVING TROUBLE EXPRESSING IN WORDS JUST HOW EXCITED I AM FOR THIS. I didn’t realize
straightnakedthugs:Carl - Handcuffed & still able to cum!Check us out at our Personal & Private Blog for more about us!
dorkulon replied to your post “Research topics for this next story…” How early are you talking about? IMP days? NSFnet? Carl Malamud’s “Exploring the Internet” time period? Oh not all that early. We are late ninetys, dawn of the chat
“Friendship ain’t about trust. Friendship is about nunchucks.”Carl Brutananadilewski
minimalsetups: Super Minimal iMac Workspace By Carl Barenbrug. Head here to find out more about this workspace…
loonyloomy: One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice “HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”
wednesdaystwisted: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice “HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE” My
slaveboytraining: When Carl was brought to a private viewing room for appraisal, the master could not make up his mind weather to buy the boy or not. Just 20 years old, completely straight there was a certain ruggedness about the boy. Master was not
thehobbem: bogleech: gameraboy: “A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago. “All they do is eat, yell, mess up the house and
bogleech: gameraboy: “A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
hankmiller1966: Uncle Carl invited me to visit for a week. I’m gonna ask him to teach me about the birds and the bees.
hairtiedup: thesociallyawkwardasian: WHAT HAPPENED WITH CARL we don’t talk about it.
penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it Or Burger King, Wendy’s, Sonic, Carl Jr’s, Arby’s, Hardee’s, KFC, Church’s, Popeye’s, Subway, Firehouse, Taco Bell.
novablackbird: notnumbersix: wolf-and-kitten:kenobi-wan-obi: bouncingdodecahedrons: Carl telling us how (not) to science. “conclusion: dinosaurs” is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh. notnumbersix DINOSAURS!Science,
skunkbear: Vox’s Joss Fong put together a beautiful video pairing the images from the Voyager Golden Records (learn more about them here) with words from Carl Sagan and music from Blind Willie Johnson. The first image was a simple “calibrating circle”
natural–blues: jtotheizzoe: kenobi-wan-obi: bouncingdodecahedrons: Carl telling us how (not) to science. “conclusion: dinosaurs” is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh. Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”
mistedyellow: parks and rec had the best minor characters
Gerard Pique About Carles Puyol
peachdango: hairtiedup: thesociallyawkwardasian: WHAT HAPPENED WITH CARL we don’t talk about it. how has no one made a llamas with hats joke yet
chrystalwynd: Carl: “Mmmmm. Babe, let go of my balls. I’m too close.” Julia: “I know.” Carl: “I’m serious, babe. I’m about to explode inside her.” Julia: “I know. Do it. All of it inside her.” Carl: “But…she’s ovulating.
chubpigson: boyforman: For a second, Carl chuckled as he entered his son’s room only to see his son jump and try to cover up the magazine’s strewn about his bed. Carl knew what it was like to be at that age, always horny, always stroking- that’s
micdotcom: Watch: This neuroscientist destroyed the biggest myths about the war on drugs Always reblog Carl Hart. Always. *heart eye emoji* there was a great piece on him in the new york times a few years ago: “the rational choices
itsfullofstars: A Brief History of Carl SaganCheck out this fascinating timeline infographic about the life and legacy of one of our heroes.
blondebrainpower: “Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if it permitted me to continue to learn about this world and others, if it gave me a chance to discover how history turns out.” — Carl Sagan
blutheiligung: no complaining about how often I post this…I love it, it’s fucking beautiful you bastards. The Cell - Carl
viα kt-1r: Carl Mydans, Commuters reading newspapers about John F. Kennedys death, 1963
“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
like-a-winter-machine: About Carl Grimes (requested by Anonymous)
chellzaintshit: zephr0n: buttcheekpalmkang: taahirahlove: Carl about to get lit af Wiz Khatortoise.Snoop Turtle.Devin the Tortoise.Michaelangelo from TMNT. chellzaintshit come get Squirtle bruh Ya boy tryna get lifted 😂😂😂 Lol chill
It’s a nice day outside today. Not too hot, a nice cool breeze… Yet I’m sitting at Carl’s Jr lost in thought about hot robots.Dammit Ultron.
profeminist:“just not seeing enough people talking about carl clemons-hopkins, the first out nonbinary actor to be nominated for an emmy, and the nonbinary flag gown they wore last night”@mattxivCarl Clemons-Hopkins on IMDB
spacefidelity:Carl Sagan was born today in 1934.His understanding & way of thinking has forever changed my own perspective of life & everything about the universe we live in.Our world lost an incredible man when Carl left for the Cosmos. ✨
never ending list of things that make me cry:ash releasing butterfreewill smith/uncle phil when will’s dad leavesthe NOTEBOOK WTFalso THE LAST SONG HOW DARE YOUthe first pokemon moviethat one opening scene in the last of us (spoiler) when carl gets
What science knew about Mars in 1953. Pair with Carl Sagan, Ray Bradbury, and Arthur C. Clarke in conversation about Mars in 1971.
wanteddetective: Carl and Julie had some problems but no one knew what happens in the couple house exactly. Carl was not a good husband for Julie but she could not do anything about it. Julie could see Carl doesn’t care about her at all and he spends
