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omnireboot: Cover art for Vonnegut’s Cat Cradle by Peter Elson “Staring in comatose awe, they watched in horror and realized the inevitable had come at last. The Earth was disposing of her children. Omniscient hands throttled the haggard surface.
This is V. My oc. She’s a race that calls themselves Omniscient. They have immense knowledge. This is her disguise body.
rainbitts:robynahaley:Omniscient bear sees all indeed! votbear
kendallhaleart: Pokedex Entry: Mewssingno., the Future-Devouring Pokemon. Mewssingno. is the only Pokemon with complete omniscience. It knows where you live. It knows who you love. It knows you still pee your bed at night. And it knows you tried to cheat
miami-tea: You spend years of your life dealing with the passive-aggressive bullshit of omniscient Pokémon professors every time you try to use your bike indoors only to challange the Battle Subway and find some pink bearded punk sitting on the bench
glumshoe:I love when previously neutral third person omniscient narration just utterly rips into a character for no apparent reason.
spaffy-jimble: tockthewatchdog: cain saying “am i my brother’s keeper” right after he killed him is so funny. it’s GOD. he SAW THAT You ever tried lying to am omniscient being? The balls on that man. The misplaced confidence.
cannedcream: omniscient-duck: Luna by Foop2164 Princess Luna is literally too cute sometimes.. She’s cute ALL of the times! <3!
uovoc:uovoc:the best part about sci-fi stories told from the point of view of an artificial intelligence is that you can have omniscient first-person narration and it fuckin slaps oh yeah, also the fact that the narrator will go “Unlike humans, I of
chad-hunter: babylizard: gays are not “just as human as the rest of us”. we are powerful centuries-old omniscient celestial beings hell-bent on revenge upon and utter decimation of the heterosexuals and turning this entire planet Gay For Real I
slaveoflucy: strapuniverse: Facesitting I want—NEED—the same rug burns on my face, and the same Pussy juice on my face, that this male is getting. Great illustration of the omniscience of Pussy.
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memecucker: If you think the CIA is omniscient just remember it took them a decade to piece together that there might be a connection between how double-agents working for them were suddenly dropping like flies and the fact that one of the CIA agents
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xercis: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1991)↳ “Long ago, in the beautiful kingdom of Hyrule surrounded by mountains and forests, legends told of an omnipotent and omniscient Golden Power that resided in a hidden land. Many people aggressively
omniscient-being: objectoccult: Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device,
omniscient-outlook: dadmosh: laurenxwolfe: jessica-paradise: Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events” How endearingly lonely to read these. These books are my favorite.
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omniscient-being: nowaywhorehey: We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob “accidentally”
omniscient-being: free speech also gives me the right to say that what you’re saying is fucking stupid
omniscient-being: clubpunk: The lines and symmetry in this though. It’s pornographic “the tube”
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Listening to Ziltoid the Omniscient makes any day awesome. Goddamn
