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teasyntara: caketier: lazullii: jesusthelastairbender: mom….gay…. i’m dad ive been crying about this for a thousand years I FINALLY FOUND THIS AGAIN
I wish Calcifer will live another thousand years..
jennytrout: askgeorgebush: smilingemoticon: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside(Save me) I’m so glad I went through my tumblr from page one. I haven’t seen this in a thousand years, and I’ll never get tired
magictransistor: Odilon Redon. Apocalypse de Saint-Jean. Bound for One Thousand Years. 1899.
gaming-things-that-make-you-rage: Gaming Things that make you RAGE #9 Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door: The Shadow Queen
gaming-things-that-make-you-rage: Gaming Things that make you RAGE #398 Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door: Pit of 100 Trials submitted by: sonic-the-muthaf—king-hedgehog
theponyartcollection: Luna: First snow after thousand year by =MrDaviez
thekusabi: warmtothetouch: “I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old, and I’ve just lost track of my moral code” Look at all this presh how could anyone possibly not love this girl♥
nyehcat: are you fucking kidding me? she fucking waterbended that shit. she’s gone through a thousand years of space you fucking squirt fun. she’s seen too much you can’t even faze her anymore. fuck you and your stupid e gadd. fuck you and your
solar-slash: pillowbedhead: AND SO I LAUGHED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS what is this movie or show lol
tetera-encantada: no dinner fOR A THOUSAND YEARS
Nintendo Might Remaster Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door if Fans Are Vocal
sepulchrepunk: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ➝ Chapter End Bosses
cracked: Picture an animal that is nothing but teeth, jaws and hunger pangs. And then, in the last few hundred thousand years of its evolutionary path, it said “Whatever” and decided to grow a body. Just as an afterthought. That’s pretty much what
jennytrout: askgeorgebush: smilingemoticon: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside(Save me) I’m so glad I went through my tumblr from page one. I haven’t seen this in a thousand years, and I’ll never get tired of
pinkmarco: pinkmarco: Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore
neuroxin: justnoodlefishthings: mothmammoth: darkenedtones: wetwareproblem: frogmp3: imgamerandimproud: ramenuzumaki: Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal. (Source: 1•2•3) Must slurp.
yakovlev-vad: Yep, and in a couple of thousand years we will see the same scene but on a equestria throne… You know, this is a really bad signal^^ Somepony needs to learn friendship X) Actually this was an my old idea what had to be like a prequel
demifiendrsa: Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War arc will receive an anime adaptation. Additionally, Tite Kubo’s Burn the Witch will be serialized in Weekly Shonen Jump in Summer 2020 and will receive an anime adaptation by Studio Colorido in Fall 2020.
robotsandfrippary:boopednose:mashallah:LIES AND DECEITA THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER
tiarnanabhfainni:tiarnanabhfainni:obsessed with stories where you can never go homeyou can never go home because you fell asleep for a thousand years and when you woke up and returned there, your society had changed, your house had fallen and all of your
drag-on-dra-goon:pinata-bees:vedurnan-archive:there’s a concrete room somewhere deep underground where this has been up on a big display screen for thirty thousand years and the numbers have never changedHow dare you hide this in the tags
ffxvcaps: BLEACH: Thousand Year Blood War → October 2022
tohmura:BLEACH THOUSAND-YEAR BLOOD WAR ARC | OCTOBER 10
mylittlenanaki:Radiant HopeA unicorn crystal pony from a thousand years ago, she is gifted with powerful healing magic. She was Sombra’s only friend since his childhood… and the sole witness of his murder of Princess Amore, ruler of the Crystal Empire.
curiosityconfusion: How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time. Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”
miwrighting: meeedeee: cheshirelibrary: How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel [via The Toast] The Elders would like a word with you. The Ritual is about to begin. Something that has not happened in a thousand years is happening. You are going
kitfisto: acoolguy: kitfisto:im a thousand year old. its why im so wise and interesting can you sneak me into the new wallace and gromit movie? Yes but i choose not to bc i don’t like wallace and gromit
writing-prompt-s: They say you can’t run from Death. But I’ve been drifting through the empty blackness of space for a thousand years.
hanaita: me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘
midnightmindcave: braezenkitty: key–lime–pie: celticpyro: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible i also want
splendidland: prokopetz: imedude: prokopetz: It’s strangely reassuring to know that one of the great constants over six thousand years of human history is the impulse to give animals wheels. Maybe I’m just tired, but what on earth are you referring
maniacalmole: thegingeralchemist: What aziraphale means by “the arrangement”: I’ve been low key dating a demon for several thousand years, nbd What crowley means by “the arrangement”: My angel friend & I have formed a mutually beneficial
howdoistormspirit:you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!
rebel-nadia:you KICK blorbo? you kick blorbo like the plinko? oh! oh! eeby deeby for glup shitto! eeby deeby for glup shitto for one thousand years!
dwagom:you ANNOY gougar? you look at him like a stray cat? oh! oh! mauling for shitposter! mauling for shitposter for One Thousand Years!!!!
obelixetcompagnie:This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy
belugaqueen: I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years
rvsjbyzantine: Ancient Timeline Sofia Ochoa c. 5,000-3,500BC: in southern Mesopotamia. This is the achievement of the Sumerian people. c. 3500: Writing develops.At first this is based on pictograms, and takes about a thousand years to evolve into
dou-hong: After a few thousand years of living, you go through a lotta clothes
asktheblueoceangem: “I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old and just lost track of my moral code.”She’s pretty whack…but, cool.Bonus:((Original Lapceline post by lauren zuke here: x))
yunisverse: …but you WILL lose your TV privileges. For a thousand years.
loreweaver-universe: pearl-likes-pi: Steven Universe except it’s an anime opening (Sora Ni Utaneba, OP 3 of My Hero Academia) I spent ten thousand years and put off homework to do this so i hope u enjoy bless On YouTube here GUYS THIS IS REALLY
vriskamindfangserket: toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week. i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.
tabii-chan: dieboredom: raysarebest: TOO SOON IT HAS BEEN OVER A THOUSAND YEARS I was at hooters, just tumbling like normal, and this came up and i was laughing uncontrollably for a good 5 min and when i finished so many people were staring. The
terezidactyl: shubbabang: I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
littlefairylights: “Your heart has softened, Kida. A thousand years ago, you would have slain them on sight.”
officiallapis: How do you like that Pearl? ??being stuck in m bag just like that. Jsut like you crystal fucks stuck me in your gem five Thousand years ago never to be taken out unless your’e beingn showed off to someone How does it feel???????
totally-toasty: sizvideos: Two disabled friends build a forest around their village In a thousand years there will be fables about these two
nooby-banana: I HAVEN’T ANIMATED TRADITIONALLY IN TEN THOUSAND YEARS but i just had to do something for my fish queen Undyne. maybe i’ll do some other characters if i’m in the mood!
bigjazzboy: To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.
wiccateachings: I am the one with the wild eyes. I am the one that strange things seem to happen around. I am the one who knows things before they happen. My roots are deep within Nature. My heart is a thousand years old. I am not like other people.
In a moss-draped rain forest in British Columbia, towering red cedars live a thousand years, and black bears are born with white fur.
heiressofcake: candy vampire lesbians It’s supposed to be Marceline and PB as like, teenagers or something? As you can tell, I was really using the pen tool here for the line art. but they ARE teenagers. Yeah, Marceline’s a thousand years
cheshirelibrary: How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel[via The Toast]The Elders would like a word with you.The Ritual is about to begin.Something that has not happened in a thousand years is happening.You are going to the City. There is only