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aughtpunk: ludwigplayingthetrombone: i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked
gigglygamer: waifus-of-hope: Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it: 1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM 2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and it’s as thick as a
juilan: juilan: A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé. A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being. It is not the same thing.
inqorporeal:lee-e:funny-tik-toks:Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résuméNot realistic: his resume actually touched the hands of a living person
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:guy with a dni at the bottom of his resume
fangirlycupcake:redvelvetrevolver:magnetothemagnificent:itslookingback:evil infodumping where you just tell liesTikTok 5 Minute Crafts Resume
zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman. SO CUTE OMFG
zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
knargles:itstheblacklights:yupthe award was for “album of the year”, not “artist who plays the most instruments” or “resume of the year”. beck has absolutely been successful in the past, no one’s denying that, but his album did not sell
starfleetrambo: 922703: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it I submitted my application and resume I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
starfleetrambo: 922703: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: thotzekage: I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it I submitted my application and resume I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW My
aughtpunk: ludwigplayingthetrombone:i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked
draqqons: DONT BELIEVE ME? LOOK AT MY RESUME! THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKIN OFF
ayatollaofrock:Normal service resumed!
bredtobreed: When my wife decided to go back to work, we ended up needing a babysitter for my 1 year old boy. After about 15 interviews, we met Megan. Megan was a gorgeous stacked 17 year old. A smackable ass and at least D size tits, her resume we also
Back in the hotel room. Please resume the interrogation, or if you’re really awesome, with a heart of gold, send submissions.
classically-curvaceous: I’ve recently started yoga. At the end of each session we can choose a ‘relax pose’ that we enjoy. Many lie down and resume corpse but I choose the sitting asana which I find myself in most hours of the day (such as now
itsjuicyriot: slide-2-unlock: slide-2-unlock: this was a smoking intermission before we resumed the fucking. i love our little breaks as much as i love the fucking I love you guys <3
adverbio: “Chega uma hora em que você atinge o seu limite. E sua única vontade se resume em uma palavra, “sumir”. Só sumir.” — Camila Cardoso.
Strong words to use on a Resume
art-of-swords: [ TAKING A BREAK ] Due to some personal matters that I must take care of, the blog goes on a short break. Posting will resume as soon as things settle/calm down. Thank you all for your understanding and see you soon. <3
letsray: hueva-york: la-bufadora: businessinsider: Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience yoooo what i need by tomorrow AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SUPER IMPORTANT
estou-te-seduzindo-com-vigor: A minha intensidade não prevalece e qualquer pergunta feita a mim não tem sentido, a minha resposta resume-se apenas a pequenos gestos ou advérbios de dúvida, afirmação e negação. A minha covardia ? fica totalmente
surgicalperfection: Normal service is resumed.
hotdccouple: A continuation of the last pics we posted (see below). After taking another break to come up for air, we start to resume. You’ll remember our friend was fucking my wife’s ass a little too roughly for my tastes. Here she is about to sit
audiophilekitsune: Current progress on a live pic. Will resume it after the commissioner is available. Also, I didn’t announce the stream here ‘cause I wanted to work on this and get some food first before I started a sketch stream. Currently on
to-wit: Should I add pillow talk to my resume’s skills section?
celibacy: Things I never learned in high school: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote How to write a resume/cover letter Anything to do with banking How to apply for loans for college How to buy a car or a house …but thank my lucky stars, I
seereezy: manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented” me: am I lying though? manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
Trying to write my resume like....
hotsenator: Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,
magalomania: This is starting to get boring. Sending out resumes is boring. America is boring. Everything is boring. I’m boring. I just want $$, adventure, and a fucking milkshake. Or beers. Just beers would be good.
malkshake: A charmander to warm your night up. (I was away working on a huge ass commission, activities will resume as per usual now… or at least I’ll try to o x o;; )
calms: calms: my friend wrote on his resume that he successfully transported marijuana over state lines. update: he got the job
legalmexican:add this to my resume
sailorstarengineer:my absolute favorite trope is the quiet collected person suddenly losing their shit and loudly unloading on someone who deserves it and then calmly resuming as they normally wouldand everyone is just like “holy shit”
owlapin: making a resume when u have no experience
trashrabbits: me writing a resume: “hello im a mentally healthy person who LOVES capitalism and
just-shower-thoughts: A resume is just a list of things you never want to do again.
nahel-argama: shinchan: wontonmeme: i had to take a 20 min break before resuming the episode when i first watched this the best team in naruto this why neji died
blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up i have never gotten an interview and not been offered a job position
unpicasso: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
artsyfeathersartsyblog: Samurai Sheba! A fun bit of character exploration. Bg work has resumed and I was really starting to miss this. Action poses are my jam!
saundering: do not write the bulletpoints on your resumé like this instead do this your employer doesn’t care about what you actually did as much as they care about how you contributed to the workplace / “their bottom line” - saying you answered
cityofartists:This is how I write my resume
three-of-clubsandwich: Griffin’s resume of the future
highdio: Docomo’s new JOJO phone’s got an mp3 player with Jojo themed buttons and graphics, but the best part is when you stop a track, Star Platinum The Word appears Resume track? Toki wa ugokidasu. and when you skip back,
turing-tested: turing-tested: earlier I asked if CAH could send me a pride pack for doing them some free accidental viral marketing and included a fake resume while also requesting they hire me as well as give me free stuff and they just emailed me
alexysgh: Takumi from Fire Emblem Heroes for my color palette challenge! Resuming this challenge because is so fun! | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7| Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | —————————
pissvortex: *phone rings in the middle of important business meeting* me: excuse me for one moment i need to take this *meeting resumes* me, muffled only slightly by the closed door: oh i ABSOLUTELY think wario has a fat cock. no question man
daddyslittlecumslut69:Uncle Tom picked me up after school. He said we needed to fill my resume with extra curricular activities. “It’s ok babydoll. You can keep the clothes on,” he said. “But that baby ass needs to work to earn some credit.”
the7thblogger: whore-beater: thesubmissiveslutcorner: This picture on your résumé would get you so many jobs. Oh YESSSSSSS To be the right type of cum rag.
pr1nceshawn: Resume Cheat Sheet.
jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
kimreesesdaughter: thetattedstoner: westafricanbaby: ruinedchildhood: ruinedchildhood: They were tired of people using their name to lie on resumes 😩 Bruh ^^^^😂😂😂 This gotta be the fucking plot twist of 2018.
sendo aquelas caveirinhas alunos, esse video resume bem minhas duas semanas de prova
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