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stopeverythingyouredoingandsmile: vaginapowersactivate: OH MY GOD, THE SECOND PHOTO.
jaymellark: dontlethimtakeyoufromme: Jennifer Lawrence talking about Josh Hutcherson OH MY FUCKING GOD
sexnoise: c1it: coachela: l-ian: “What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can’t afford an education?” one of the best seriously fucks me everytime oh my fucking god speachless Omg
plottwist: peer reviewing aka “this is so painful i wish i could just rewrite your paper for you oh my god”
elikaruna: nursebranson: So I went to the markets today and saw this from a distance and I was immediately like “OH GOD IT’S SO PRETTY I MUST OWN IT” and then when I got closer HARRY POTTER
the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph
whythatwhore: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS oh my god
lifehasnoscript: windl3ss-s0ul: stylinsonbums: I SWEAR TO GOD IM DONE omfg
purfuct: daniellaanicolee: em0tionally-vacant: inthepink: angels—airwaves: skeletuns: pal-ass: guccih: the most perfect post on tumblr this made me cry actually oh god it is What book is this! Someone please tell me I need new books to read
x0followyourdreams0x: insomniatica: ALKJFSKLJFLKJS AWH I WOULD LITERALLY DIE AND CRY AND OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS PLEASE AIBDFKENNEJDJKD yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes beyond perf
augustuswaters-hasgreatleg: arnazingphil: imdonebye: hop-onmytardis: imdonebye: i’m skyping with a cute boy help ACT NATURAL I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH that was super natural ONE JOB, TUMBLR
clubmink: simplicitayy: theperksofbeingcarefree: I’ve been waiting for something like this to come onto my dash 😂 Oh my god
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
jonesmadeatumblr: asgardiancherrypudding: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES? This is actually probably the best way to do things.
beyoncespenis: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
ladymangoberry: jeremyrenners-butt: warblertrevor: one-big-fandom: mechanical-girl: pamplemoose: chrisbryanaravena: skittle-happy-matt: Oh my god this is so fucking cute. And I think I love it because they know no one on that train will fuck with
alpacamazing: school pisses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a fucking triangle oh my god
oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned
ourfirstdatewehadchips: oh my god this fucking website i’m done
fishingboatproceeds: I don’t. Like, all of my friends are adults. My spouse is an adult. My parents and brother are adults. I know and like many adults. But I don’t want to write for them. Or God forbid about them. They’re just so…boring.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: motheatendeerhead: This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories god Crying.
sodamnrelatable: oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds the aftermath poor little fuck
eriinep: theclockexorcist: I can’t stop laughing OH MY GOD.
uglybloggerlol: “What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” Rob - “I look a bit like him.” i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
jewist: i really honestly feel like no one has ever like looked at me twice or thought wow she’s the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen or god i wish i looked like her
the-chubby-nerd: I swear to God this show is fucking gold in every way.
nanajalal: wesquick: imthegirlwhowaited: spooky-god: alwayssleepinginsomniac: h0llaween: bondoge: is it ok it’s fine it just needs to charge did you reboot try logging out and then logging back in just turn it off and on again press ctrl
skateboarderforlife: curvecreation: warmskin: theflippanda: soooitshannah: wailesandcops: I FUCKING FOUND IT!!!!!!! OH GOD YESSSSSSSS is that Ryan Gosling in the bottom corner just completely in sync with n’sync…. HAHA RYAN GOSLING IN THE
helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought
heartinqly: fab—ulous: onlymyharry: This is probably one of the most realest shit I’ll ever post. This is a soldier reading a childrens’ storybook to his child over Skype… oh my god aww this is so cute I can’t take it omg
ashinan: lifeinthearctic: emotianal: chin up lil buddy oh my god. #raccoons #okay no fuck raccoons #do I have a story for you guys #so when I was a wee little bean sprout #my parents were like let’s go to stanley park and we’ll get tandem
adamthealien: Molly Ringwald was supposed to dance alone but she was too embarrassed so John Hughes made everybody dance. And thank God he did, or we wouldn’t have one of the most iconic sequences of the 80’s and cinema as a whole.
thehipsterlifestyle: god this looks like a pair of twins in my school
omgphantastic: cooldadmemes: dntdodrugs: I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine GOD FUCKING DAMMIT not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me
p4stel-red: guys can sag their pants down to their knees but god forbid you see my bra strap
faerylouis: being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid,
katypotterhead7: avatar-14: unfayzable: wretched-: theartofknightjj: still hot. oh my god the bEAST eric Eugene Aladdin is looking down his fucking shirt
jakemalik: I love when that first kid in the class that screams “OH MY GOD ITS SNOWING” and the whole class turns and looks out the window and freaks out like they’ve never seen snow
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr his link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog is perf MY OVARIES
xcalifornicationx: slutstatus: THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GIF EVER OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE NOTES i really wanna fucking play this game
blue-eyes-white-dargon: internetcallgirl: “URINE DANGER” GOD DAMMIT ITS ALSO A PUN IM REALLY ANGRY
thegabbers: nowaywhorehey: imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there all is bed god is real
plausocks: herooflife: herooflife: I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy 97k
baimbie: tennants-hair: slythwolf: light-brights: SO I JUST GOT A SHOT OF A RAINBOW AND LIGHTNING IN THE SAME PICTURE????! thor supports gay rights pass it on oh my god fucking perf
imaginingfreedom: disturbea: tricksterzim: i thouGHT OH MY GOD. WAY TOO MISLEADING. WAY. TOO. MISLEADING.
hawaiiangosling: mer-se: Red River Hog (Potamochoerus porcus) piglets running, native to Africa by zssd minden pictures oh my god they are beautiful
dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
angles-and-demons: itsokaybaby: #IsThatWeird OH MY GOD THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM LEFT I WAS WORRIED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT TO ANYONE BUT I IDENTIFY PERSONALLY WITH IT
everybody-keeps-scoring: Oh my god
JL: God, remember when your mom didn’t order that pizza that one time and I was so mad. JH: I do, you had to walk way. [x]
eatstarsnsparkle: boazpriestly: osointricate: boazpriestly: demonsanddragons: darcywho: harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland: chasexjackson: THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR my god, we’re all Ross. Excuse you. Excuse you So in conclusion, we are
vajoochie: the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave
dicktoothick: badgerofshambles: mrslovett93: masc0tforfuckups: onlylolgifs: Octopus changes colour outside the water It looks like it’s dying OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY. Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin,
distraction: bones-and-bricks: daftpostpunk: did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit he used praypal oh my god this site
porcelain-horse-horselain: Not a god damn thing.
imstilladreamer31: amithereal: I’M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS “VERY GOD” AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED “SUCH CHRISTIANITY” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WOW
highvelocitywatermelons: oh mY GOD
arachnids8rip: oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene
shaattered: flaawed: unfabulus: 71st-street: flaawed: erectdaddy: halfhero: oh my god I reblog this everytime I see it WHAT BOOK IS THIS FROM SOMEONE MESSAGE ME can someone message me and tell me what this is from please and thank ya yes omg