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New doctor is visiting the ward for the elderly. In one room, he sees a patient jerking off. “What the hell is this?†he asks his senior colleague. “Oh, this is absolutely normal,†he answers, “satisfying one’s sexual needs is good for
bimbotrophy: Denise Fagerberg, pumped to 1500cc Doctors orders (ok, I’m not a doctor but still): pump them up until you start to look like a joke.
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Doctor! Who!” I told this owl this joke and he actually said who back!
larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN
carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH
snatchedweaves: rosaparking: yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris That top caption are things I joke with V about in bed
I had X-ray and the doctor asked before X-ray if I’m pregnant. Idk if she was joking but i obviously don’t pass i was like “O_o no?” lol
futanariobsession: Futanari nurse Moriko by Idelacio See more shemale and futanari hentai at Futanari Obsession Just what the doctor ordered… or some other equally as corny joke.
No Joke, this is how Norman (plastic surgery’d) escapes the clutches of two Spider-Men and a whole bunch of civilians. He literally just runs away. No invisibility field, no glider, no helicopter, no teleporter, no giant drill, no jet-ski. He
You know, at first, I thought that Mina’s constant blabbing about a “doctor” was a reference to a Sailor Moon villain bearing the same name. Considering Mina’s design and overall aesthetic, this could make sense as she downright seems like a
surprisingly-okay-is-my-division: nerdysingingcatlady: mockingpond: onelastgeronimo: Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann? Because McGann Hurt Eccleston. oh my god *giggles maniacally* Doctor jokes.
tritagonist: tritagonist: i’m officially cancelling cringe culture. it’s over. go enjoy the things you like unabashedly and proudly because life is hard and sometimes things are just nice. play minecraft. watch doctor who. read homestuck. draw
seveneyesoup:if doctor who was a comedy we could have a scene where the doctor and master are laughing at a joke and the companion is like “i don’t get it” and they’re like “oh don’t worry it’s very funny on gallifrey. a classic” and then
doctor-anfelo: male version of camilla from fire emblem fates this was a joke with my bf about how could look camilla if was a man and we both agreed that he’ll be a bara man
Hello, I'm the Doctor
clop-dragon: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE
askponycheshirecat: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:larissafae:carryonmywaywardstirrup:endmerit:Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD
I keep trying to watch Doctor Who and I can’t get into it. Now I feel like I’m forever going to be on the outside of an inside joke with all of my friends. Fandom sucks sometimes.
ohfaerie replied to your post: I keep trying to watch Doctor Who and I can’t get… HAHAHAHA. MAN THIS JOKE IS SO FUNN— oh never mind. -You- wouldn’t get it Problem is, this is how I feel D:
bk474: bigpoppamitch69: I wish she was my doctor I jokingly asked my wife what does she do at work all day because she always come home happy and tired and she sent me this
this-puppy-flies: He stares down at her, the stirring in his abdomen from being in such close proximity to her warring with a residual bit of Time Lord haughtiness about the joke at his expense. She seems to sense his internal battle, and she sighs,
lauraxxtennant: jibril: if your girlfriend isn’t your bestfriend what’s the point # the advice tentoo gives to all those who come seeking his advice on relationships # ‘you don’t have inside jokes with your ‘rose’?’ # 'you
thewolfsdoctor: ten to tentoo: you know what? imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. so i thank youtentoo: *makes out with rose*ten, sobbing: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE
incorrectelevenrosequotes: Rose: *jokingly* You’re not allowed to fall in love with me. The Doctor: *serious* That won’t be a problem. Few weeks later… The Doctor: THERE IS A PROBLEM
misstylersmith: Ten: I’m into dark humor.Rose, turning off the lights: Do you wanna hear a joke?Ten: … I love you, you’re the light of my life.
the-ineffable-bad-wolf: DoomsdayRose: You’re just gonna remember me as some sexy godlike figure who you wanted to hump immediately after meeting her. Ten: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Rose: *crying* It’s not a
whoosh-whoosh-tardis-noises:Trying to explain something from the Doctor Who extended universe to someone who is unfamiliar with the show is like trying to explain an inside joke, only the joke’s not funny, it’s slowly dawning on you that you sound
thedetectivemelodypond: ghostydicks: gallifrey-feels: cawcaw-mother-fucker: witchgoth: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: mycroft-queenofcake: edgur: revputty: joke laugh #tag that turns the joke into something painful for fandoms *gif of the Doctor
doctorwho: “Four things and a lizard.” Doctor Who Series 3: Blink
champagne: I think it’s pretty clear why he is the hidden doctor, the secret, the doctor without a name… He’s Caligula. huh. I know who’ll get this joke.
johannesviii: Mind your own business, Dalek. I can’t be the first one to make this joke, can I? That episode happened almost ten years ago.
of course I also think part of the reason Steven didn’t greet her as “Dr.” in “Fusion Cuisine” is because it would have spoiled the “I hate doctors” / “Well, I’m a doctor” joke
I took a picture of this weird chart about poop at my GI doctors office. Different kinds of turds! Lol
kanyewesticle: stephxbee: kanyewesticle: barbie sets an unrealistic expectation for young girls Girls cant be doctors Even though this is supposed to be a joke…I’m still really offended by it since I want to become a doctor. I have news for
alienby:The best joke in doctor who is when they put on “classical music” and it’s toxic by brittany spearsThey did the same joke in 1965 involving The Beatles.
zephoenixwriter: superhnatural: the-tardis-landed-in-my-bedroom: This guys has made a TARDIS that is bigger on the inside No joke my jaw actually dropped this man needs an award
doctor-in-the-impala: arnsterdamn: i just love how nickelodeon made a subtle joke about boobs. The kids face in the purple getting the joke though.
theelando: “I heard joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh. And cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should
the-tardis-landed-in-my-bedroom: This guys has made a TARDIS that is bigger on the inside No joke
“I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, ‘Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should
doctorwho: spacespectrum: wetceleryandeggwhisk: david-tennants-little-fangirl: atomicchickenfluff: that moment when the doctor has an inside joke with himself And then he was waiting to hear Rose laugh, but when he didn’t, he remembered that she
loganhasseenthelight: backdolphintaco: I would love to see a Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith and David Tennant in it but that would be a pair-a-docs. this is literally the best doctor who joke i’ve ever seen
sockathans: jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone
bigrbetr: “I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, ‘Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him.
“Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
finalellipsis: I think this is the first Doctor Who joke I’ve laughed at. And I have seen a lot of fucking Doctor Who jokes on tumblr. A LOT.
musichettas: i made a joke about doctor who being my religion and my father told me the concept of worshipping the doctor was ridiculous because clearly the doctor didn’t exist and it was ridiculous to worship something that doesn’t exist and i kind
I’m joking around with this doctor I met on tinder. He has huge muscles and great arms which I am in love with. He says that he has broken ribs and sternums of patients on accident when he was a young doctor and now he says with his arms he might break
mona7infiernos: “I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see
Magic swelling?
