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deathanddumb: New house. New dick pic.
deathanddumb: I really must be more productive with my days. But hey what else ha gonna do waiting for the bubble bath to fill. šš¼
deathanddumb: Well Iām about to go to bed and prepare myself for another really stressful week at work. This time next week things would be a little less hectic and I can feel normal again. But until then, hereās me being normal as fuck, just sat
deathanddumb: This is why I hate weddings. Shoving that in a suit is a total pain in the dick.
deathanddumb: And obviously, if Iām back then so is this thing! Prince Polo, whoever the fuck he is, he aināt THAT big. š
deathanddumb: #TBT Some old school dick pic. I like this one because my cock looks like a massive fake comedy penis. Ā
deathanddumb: dreamzweaverin: Matthew Camp 8.5 Dream butt Matthew.
deathanddumb: I look at this photo a lot more than I should. Its saved on my phone for instant viewing. Enjoy.
deathanddumb: Positive mental attitude.
deathanddumb: I think I have a problem. I tried on a top in river island and couldnāt resist getting my cock out. What a twat! Good god that foreskin is amazing
deathanddumb: Yeah got it out in the changing room again! Bit of a habit now!
deathanddumb: The most beautiful man in the entire universe. Honestly I could look at this gif all day. Tim sent it to Me āisnāt this that guy you love?ā Yes, yes it is.
deathanddumb: LUV-U. Ghey
deathanddumb: Here you go you lot. A āproper pic of my cock!ā Cherish it.
deathanddumb: Trying to have a wank while your flatmate is faffing about is so distracting. So a quick snapchat is easier to pull off. Morning yāall!
deathanddumb: Here is an erection I once had. I donāt know why I look so shocked by the sight of it. Iāve seen it lots. I spend most the time with it in my hands.
deathanddumb:Always coordinate your pants with your pullover.
deathanddumb: But at least Iāve got a massive dick and some new kicks. Sweeeet.
deathanddumb: Easy on the cake, extra sodomy please. Trying to watch my figure. xoxox. Lol :)
deathanddumb: Dogs and hot boys. Forever make me happy.
deathanddumb: WHAT A GUY! Imagine pulling this guy, getting him home and taking off his leather pants and BOOMā¦ Tom of Finland porn tattoos. This man is my new hero! Itās also giving me ideasā¦ Tattooā¦ Pornā¦ NO. STOP.
deathanddumb: Brb. Somethingās come up.
deathanddumb: I actually look like I have a decent pair of balls here!
deathanddumb: If in doubt, get your dick out.
deathanddumb: Iāve gone a bit crackers with the Halloween based dick pics today. I apologise. Me and Tim spent the day together today and so he took some pics me messing with my junk. He then sucked it dry. Nice one Tim!
deathanddumb: Check out my sneaky wiener trying to get in shot. Tut. What is he like hey!
deathanddumb: But donāt worry. Iāll still be getting my dick out. Forever.
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deathanddumb: Someone spent time making thisā¦
deathanddumb: Now thats much more like it! My big hard penis. Yay! And now Iāve got all this bad beef off my chest we can all have a little more fun right! So the competition is still running and today we will be adding another poster for you to blog,
deathanddumb: SURPRISE! Daa daaah! Weāve have a baby! Meet Gilbert our 8 week old Pug. We picked him up yesterday and he is a fucking DUDE! This is the family portrait, yes thatās Tim! Faggots and their dogs, man! Thank fuck I aināt got a womb
deathanddumb: Baby Gilbert.
deathanddumb: Death and Dumb. Photography by Greg Bailey. Orange neon tank by Slick It Up. http://www.slickitup.com/237-orange-neon-tank.html
deathanddumb: Death and Dumb. Photography by Greg Bailey. The end! Xxx
deathanddumb: As ridiculous as it looks and sounds this has made my day, my week and maybe even my life. I was taking the usual generic picture of my manhood trying to bust out my boxers whenā¦ Fuck my life, I notice the lines. Yes those lines what
deathanddumb: Well I got to 2000 followers last night. Thank you all kindly. If only my dick was a little bigger, I could personally thank every last one of you and give you a piece. Howeverā¦ I quite like my cock as it is and so do you lot by the sounds
deathanddumb: Having a big willy has its perks! Remember me saying about the odd games me and Tim used to play at the beginning of our relationship. That was until the novelty of my dick wore off and the jaw ache and began! (Tim doesnāt actually get
deathanddumb: This is nuts. Iāve gained 1250 followers in a month. Thanks to all of you. Here is my magical #cock. Daa Dah! (I wrote that on my dick with Sharpie, Thatās how much I care for you guys okay!) x
deathanddumb: Here, have a cock shot while I talk more bullshit.
deathanddumb: Iām not a porn star. Last week I was asked by twp guys (withĀ a really strong French accent)Ā if I worked in the adult entertainment industry. I was a bit shocked and I just smiled, winked and walked away, very fast. I always find shit
deathanddumb: Went to this on Friday. I got a badge of FranƧois Sagat and a MEAT magazine full of sexy pics of him *SWOON* and so I was a happy camper. I think he is a bit of an idol of mine. I was also sexually propositioned by two big bears while
deathanddumb: So many holes. š³
deathanddumb: Me and Tim spent the day on the beach yesterday. We need to start planning things. First things on the list are the engagement rings. We are having them made for us but we still cant decide on the final ones. The only thing we have decided
deathanddumb: New shoes. And an erection.
deathanddumb: 3DP.
deathanddumb: Tim tends to go crackers for my cock when it gets mega hard and he can feel the tip of my dick throb in his mouth. Just sayin.
deathanddumb: Now something for us to masturbate over. Mmmmh #ShoePorn
deathanddumb: I got a new phone. I shall use it to call my mother and upload pictures of my junk to my blog. Iām disgraceful.
deathanddumb: Sandwiches are my favourite food. I like making them too.
deathanddumb: Over the past year I have gained one of the best friends I could ever wish for. This is Liam. We like drink and drugs and showing people our cocks. Together we also possess the power to make straight men get their dicks out for us. He is
deathanddumb: Sometimes my dick just looks like a butcher has left some big ass joint of meat on my lap. Gross!
deathanddumb: This me me and my post sex glow! Iām always happy after sex, still covered in cum! I realise it is only 9am on a Monday morning but heck! It is my Death and Dumb birthday! Yaaaay!
deathanddumb: Sometimes it can he hard to hide ones erection.
deathanddumb: Iāve been so horny all day Iāve been trying to hide my boner. Or at least tie it out the way. It can be very distracting. This god damn hangover. God damn horn. FML.
