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lizawithazed: get-yr-social-work-rage-on: my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency they respond to “what is the emergency”
quousque: penfairy: zetsubouloli: penfairy: Women have more power and agency in Shakespeare’s comedies than in his tragedies, and usually there are more of them with more speaking time, so I’m pretty sure what Shakespeare’s saying is “men
arealemergency: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and
wilwheaton:Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder.
celero-loves-dragons: whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: obviouslypancakes: sirowlington: demolished Gottem! i went to fact check this and he literally is fuck them up philip
thesaltofcarthage: feministism: hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing
thebootydiaries:operator: 911, please hold.me: stop murdering me for a sec; we’re on hold.murderer: ok
claydols: hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: lizawithazed: get-yr-social-work-rage-on: my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency they respond
hamishwatson: yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
loshka: hello 911 i’d like to report a big fucking cloud stealing my super moon eclipse
normalrelativity:911 I’d like to report a murder
reportcards: hello yes 911 i love someone very cute and very far away what can you do about this it’s an emergency
nO CALL 911 CHOKING ON SLUSHIE
sassygayrussia: nO CALL 911 CHOKING ON SLUSHIE never mind I think I’m going to be ok
shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up 911 jUST
kirrrk: hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
partybarackisinthehousetonight: 911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
ifyoucarryonthisway: hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
thebiggestnerd: So, real talk for a second guys If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes
trillow: “hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”
thats-slightly-raven: thats-so-kat: thats-slightly-raven: HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED 999? You mean 911? I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered
chatotai: “i wish pokemon were real!” beedrill is three feet tall “hello 911 a beedrill has impaled me”
pau1y: what if 911 called you
iwishiwasbritish-posts: Guys this needs to be spread signal boost it please save a life! Sorry about posting in non related tags. Go guys go! nnnNNOOOOONO NOBADNO Guys no do your homeworkIf you think you have an emergency please dial 911 I’m
illkim: *waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
captaincasualty: Hello? 911? I just witnessed a murder.
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