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captaincasualty: Hello? 911? I just witnessed a murder.
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aimmyarrowshigh: cayugah: PLEASE READ, AND PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST. 16 year-old Isabella Castillo has been reported missing in the Vancouver, Wash. area and may have been kidnapped by a sex trafficking ring. If you see her, call 911 and report that you
kirrrk: hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
dersekingdom: hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back. They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.
hanjuseyo: Open the Door…more like Open the Door to the nearest emergency room because i’m calling 911
b3v1: 911: Hello, do you have an emergency? Me: Hello, yes- b1a4 are coming to the states and I can’t go- when can the ambulance come because I think my heart is failing
hamishwatson: yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
thebootydiaries: me: *swallows my pride and texts first* me: *gets ignored* me: 911 i’d like to report a clown….her name is booboo the fool
shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up 911 jUST
delicatemotion: raymon-osis: Is she plankin or should I call 911? This is the only fucking one that made me laugh
protestations: SOMEONE CALL 911 I JUST WITNESSED A FUCKING MURDER
pau1y: what if 911 called you
ifyoucarryonthisway: hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
partybarackisinthehousetonight: 911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
illkim: *waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
the-girl-who-dreams-big: call9-1-1: nasturbate: bedustandshadows: I AM DYING call 911 dont comment on my posts well damn alright then LMFAOOO
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feelsmoor: littlefoxylove: ohdangitsang: snlgifs: TIME magazine this week named Angela Merkel as its 2015 Person of the Year. I felt that response in my core oh. oh. call 911
tinfoilrobot: I got a scam call purporting to be from the IRS today, and I wanted to share some ways to know when you’re getting a scam call. The one that contacted me was frighteningly sophisticated- it knew where I went to uni and then faked a 911
railyx: hashtagdion: Just to expand on this post about calling 911 and asking for a pizza to secretly ask for help: The post is based on a Super Bowl commercial, which itself was based on a Reddit post that’s never been verified as true. There is
nvclearbomb: notsafef0rtwerk: Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder Oh my god. Why did they have to go in like that
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened
carolinegroatart:Yes, hello 911? I have a serious problem, I. Can’t. Stop. Drawing. Dekus. Yes I’ll hold.
Georgia Police Kill Diabetic Black Man After Family Calls 911 Requesting Ambulance
socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Cops who shot 12-year-old boy in the stomach watched him lie in agony and gave NO first aid before he died hours later Tamir Rice was shot by rookie officer Timothy Loehmann, 26, after a 911 caller said he
It annoys me that “call 911 and talk to a cop” is actual advice for suicidal people Don’t fuck with me
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maximilianyearsbc: Aubrey Plaza in JC Brooks & The Uptown Sound’s Rouse Yourself [x] call 911 i’m dead
nahshaw: “911 what’s your emergency?” it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
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