5 years of my life
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urbancatfitters: honestly if I survive the next 3 years of my life I will be impressed with myself
vollkommen-allein: “I swear that when our lips touch, I can taste the next 60 years of my life.” — Rudy Francisco (via thoughtkick)
watershipsdown: “i feel a million bucks” i say to you. you assume ive made a typo, but in reality ive spent the past 15 years of my life systematically feeling every male deer in the world. their hooves are so strong, and their fur so soft.
nope: i’m on diet i’m trying to lose the 5 last years of my life
thekingofholmeschapel: AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER, WE KNEW EVERY LINE NOW i can’t remember how i ended up wasting two years of my life running a one direction blog and falling in love with some kid in a fedora
dirkitty: I survived 12 years of my life with no internet but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load something has gone so desperately wrong
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON TUMBLR?
meghaljanardan:i just want to let ya’ll know i was never asked out to a school dance in high school and have never been on a date in all 24 years of my life. i’m not mad about it, just trying to normalize it.
megaparsecs: we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be @hella-bogus I feel like this sums up the last 2 years of my life
postcard-confessions: “I want those three years of my life back.”Posted from the PostSecret website.
rainbow-femme: I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is
kasoukai: man i dont even remember the first three years of my life. ha ha mustve been hella baked
h0lypriest: I really regret the decisions I’ve made the last 2-3 years of my life (-this is what I woke up thinking)
hittings: “All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself.” Dazed and Confused (1993)
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baegod:“I was serious, but I was also on drugs.” describes like the past five years of my life
smoldonado-blog: i did not have a best friend for the first eighteen years of my life
im reading the upd8s cause i wanna know what happens because i gave 6 years of my life to this, but if there isn’t at least one happy Nepeta shot in there somewhere im gonna be sad
mechanicmuffin: beanboots-and-bows: Fashion Tips WHERE HAS THIS BEEN THE LAST 23 YEARS OF MY LIFE
nosecretstoreveal: it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week
baegod: “I was serious, but I was also on drugs.” describes like the past five years of my life
man, if only someone had told me this sooner! i could have spent the last 10-12 years of my life NOT being depressed, thinking it was super cool! i could have been HAPPY and GOOFY instead aw DAMMIT i had no idea.😑
wingbeifong: remember back in 2010 when this ugly website came up with tumblr prom and people just ask each other, dress up and sit on their computers as if it was the event? Honestly the worst time of my life on this site 😭😭😭 I wanted to
meghaljanardan: i just want to let ya’ll know i was never asked out to a school dance in high school and have never been on a date in all 24 years of my life. i’m not mad about it, just trying to normalize it. Been on a couple dates here and
goonslay: I kiss her and I swear I can taste the next 60 years of my life.
accursedasche: seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.
2017 has been the worst year of my life, therefore 2018 has to be the best. Yin-YangCorrupt
2019 has been the absolute worst year of my life… by tremendous margins!
“I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?”
hypodermickevin:Every time the Pioneer Woman says “fixins” I lose a year of my life
xmeinewelt: “I swear when our lips touch, I can taste the next sixty years of my life.”- Unknown ( @xmeinewelt )
“All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself.”Dazed and Confused (1993)
hplyrikz: “I swear that when our lips touch, I can taste the next 60 years of my life.” — Rudy Francisco (via hplyrikz)
harrysbabybump:the greatest years of my life are ending and i am honestly terrified
it-sucks-doesnt-it3: please be the best year of my life on We Heart It.
urbancatfitters:honestly if I survive the next 3 years of my life I will be impressed with myself
dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: The Brass Tacks Blessing 👇🏼💦💦💦 So very Completely Blessed. Again. And again. And again. And… The best 3.5 years of my life.
"I miss high school." "I still talk to the people I graduated with." "Best 4 years of my life."
kaleidoscopicdesires: Stretch marks are crazy beautiful things. Sometimes I’m still amazed when I find new ones I’ve never seen from all the weight gains/losses I’ve went through in the last few years of my life. And while I’ve hated them for
