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This is another one from my website - her name is Samantha and I ended up filming her three times because she has such a smoking body. Â We were going to shoot together a fourth time but alas she ended up getting a tit job and if you read this blog you
I tell you what…tying chicks up certainly seems to do the trick when it comes to getting a lass all wet and moist. Â My and my brother used to tie each other up when we were young but it was more in the spirit of Houdini and I don’t remember
What a super neat and tidy pussy! Â It’s like a little work of art! And just look at the lovely pussy juice string out there on her finger - beautiful stuff! Â I always like to think of the lead up to a pussy juice build up like that - what was
Very erotic close-up of a glistening wet aroused clitoris.  Beautiful pussy lips too surrounding that nub whose only purpose is to serve a woman pleasure…and thanks goodness for that as there’s nothing better than running your tongue up and
Another super close up of the wonderful Panther and those amazing succulent long erect nipples of hers! It really is a buzz to see something you find so incredibly hot (long erect nipples) close-up and get away with just staring for as long as you like
Big Breast Art #10 Alisha latex pin-up - by TomagraphisteRe-blogged from:Â http://www.deviantart.com/art/Alisha-latex-pin-up-641539336Posted with written permission to Muse MInt from Tomagraphiste
Asashimo face down, ass up presenting her freshly creampied pussy and ass.Source is “ å£ã«æ‰‹ã‡çªã‘よオラッ†by åŒæœˆæ°·é›¨â– 冬ã¸/Futatsuki Hisame.
Starcross Anal Vore Pin-Up #4!————–A little info: As long as my Patreon page stays above 趚 I’ll be posting one of these every two weeks. Though my Patrons will always stay one pin-up ahead of my Eka’s Portal
Patreon Pin-Up #7: A little relaxation after a nice meal!————–A little info: As long as my Patreon page stays above 趚 I’ll be posting one of these vore pin-ups every two weeks. Though my Patrons will always stay one pin-up ahead of my
Pull out, clean up! Ultrammf
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
The best of The Blind Banker references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
Okay, guys! Lots of new merchandise up now! First of all, I’ve added a new iPhone cover to my RedBubble store. This is the first of my iPhone covers to use a pick-up line that hasn’t appeared on a t-shirt yet. Now, in addition to RedBubble
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up. Basic stuff: The
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are six so far, but I’m planning on adding more over the next few days. (I’ve also lowered the prices on all of my t-shirts!) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”