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hagane-kokoro: resolutions for 2014 be hella gay take no one’s shit crush mens hearts with my highheels
santa-claus-is-a-fucking-vantasy: The year is 2085. They’re doing a remake of LotR. Orlando Bloom is still cast as Legolas.
wolfnudes: guess who is making out with someone on new years not me
RIP To all this kids that we lost this year. That no one payed attention to, cause they weren't pretty or famous.
2013 is officially over.
scaredyl: kghostly: support group for everyone who can’t hug their best friend/significant other right now
kyurem: kyurem: i only date pokemon masters 2014 motto
Okay!
theboywhorunswithwolves: someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying
salma: “i haven’t eaten anything since last year” “i remember 2013 like it was yesterday” “i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”
judemathls: i want anime boys to have nipples
gocallthepolice: when a person of the same sex flirts with you but they’re straight
phanstop: 2014: 2013: goodbye friends hello friends wow lol this is fake bc 2014 is a newborn and it cant type yet because its a baby
hamburgay: “beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
Put "Notice me damn it" In my ask if I am your senpai
tsundere meme
babyferaligator: how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
things that are going to be 10 years old in 2014
IF YOU'RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.
: GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX QUEEN/KING OF _____??? PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____??? EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
anusking: do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day
oh hey, that's nice
sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
thats-slightly-raven: i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
lsdzeppelin: giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters
zaynsmaliks: how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
pepprstark: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent
message me 2 things/people and I will tell you which one i prefer
momo
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
japan-o-phile: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt
hey send me body things tbh
Life is twice as pretty once you're dead
psyducker: do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
imaginethebutts: when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you obsess over
sleepysleepypretty: having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
miss-zarves: i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN
zzeppelin: The average punk rocker blinks 182 times a day
moretoremember: I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive.
Si Vis Pacem, Parabellum.
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
peonygoodchild: A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees
roughrimjob: *GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
luddybvampirehetalia: world-class-ass: Why do straight guys call feminine things gay when being gay is probably the manliest thing you can do after chopping trees? It’s literally men in a relationship. Men doing man things having man sex and making
cashtier: when there are people who consider you their friendwhen there are people consider you their best friend when there are people who consider you their family
genitalwhisper: oreoofficial: ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14
leavesofmirkwood: *squints suspiciously* i like you, new character…. *squints more suspiciously* you’re going to die. aren’t you.
fistfulloffourleafclovers: you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
always ready for a nap
flux & flow
exxpect: i just want to sit on a roof with you and drink liquor and talk about life
I'm the person that reads your tags.
harrywantsababy: how do you explain to people that you don’t hate them but like the thought of spending extended periods of time with them kind of makes you want to set yourself ablaze
kenway: fullmetal alchemist isnt an anime its a religious experience
pvlse: beyoncebeytwice: 1612th: english words that pitbull knows party miami dalé since when was that english
underthe-corktree: *opens window and screams* AM I MORE THAN YOUVE BARGAINED FOR YET I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
5soscalum: who needs a boyfriend when you can cry over how your fave band member will never love you back
snapchatting: would you keep it down i’m trying to be gay over here
maddyoverboard: kiss me until i forget how worthless i am
