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detectiveweaver: There’s a part of him that doesn’t want her to see him die.

So, here’s the thing - The Engineer over at Akifu let me know that I can just kinda… detach the tube of my experimental tubed edition of Drogger. This made it a LOT easier to glow him up! Presenting what I have called “Glowdick”. Bendy,

ritchandspace: melislestrade: awww look at Mickey trying to be the Doctor’s bro I remember reading in Russell T Davies’s book The Writer’s Tale that when he saw Noel had done this, he got a hold of him to tell him how awesome it was.

minh-o:plot twist: senpai wants you to notice him

This man decided to kill us all when he posted this picture. Now I see him whenever I turn on my phone. Heaven. The hubs just goes with it. He knows I love him. Second.

charliechastity:I used to dislike his mood after an orgasm. Until I figured out how to work the rhythm of his chastity servitude.Rule 1: Choose how long he will be locked next time before you unlock him. You don’t have to tell him, but you have to decide.

skuttz: Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so

Team Yume’s Dramatis Sermo: “Johnny Never Knew What Hit Him” Horse Voice never knew what hit him (spoiler alert: it’s the Team’s critique). Read the original story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/199012/johnny-never-knew-wha

look at that face!look at how he touches him.God he’s got everyone going gay for him.

mandersyoo: viciouslyyou: OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BITE XIUMIN, LIKE IF EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET A BITE OF HIM I WILL. HE IS JUST SO ADORABLE. I WANT TO BITE HIM this makes me feel like a really weird person but oh well. I read this like a Pedo

Can I sob forever because I have such a huge crush on him

// ]]]]]]]]> // ]]]]]]> // ]]]]>]]> kpopkathyy replied to your post: uhm.. JESS WHAT THE HELL!!! YOU SAW A KIM BUM?!?!! I WANT YOUR LIFE. SAY HI NEXT TIME. MAYBE IF YOU GO AGAIN YOU’LL SEE HIM ASKDAKSDJASLA YES I’M MENTALLY SLAPPING MYSELF

You guise I literally just woke up from a dream where Kwanghee was gay and we hated each other but I protected him from an asshole and suddenly I turned him straight and he asked me outand ohmg it was crazy. Now to get ready for school =_=

…holdup she picks rita intheend?!? AreyoufuckingkiddingmerightnowididntstickwiththisdamnmangaforthistohappennOBODY EVEN LIKED HIM OHMYGOD IFEELLIKEEVERYTHINGJUSTFLIPPEDONME IMSODONE

k-ozoku: NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT MIURA HARUMA. LOOK AT HIM. HE’S SO CUTE. AND HE’S SO TALL.

hoya-yeppeo:Hoya’s drawing of Woohyun. He made Woohyun promise that he won’t hit him while he is drawing. He then drew a cake and signed it and gave it to him as a early birthday gift.

nervousspacerobot:sniperct: swan2swan: We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and

shroudedexcitement: Thanks to ‘her-and-him’ for this amazing submission! Go follow them now, great guys and awesome blog :) Original image courtesy of ‘her-and-him.tumblr.com’.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid: I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that. I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t

smandraws: hey! my cool friend @fatpandaparade commissioned this portrait of him! When you’re that tall, it’s gonna take a lot of water to quench your thirst. thanks for the commission, dude! Lookit the good art

There are times where I’m glad people can’t read my mind. Why? Because oddly enough, I would let him cum all over me so many times and I’m usually not into that. It was that hot. I’m that attracted to him.

Wearing his shirt ❤️it helps when I miss him. Do you guys ever do that? Or do you have something of your significant others that you wear or keep? #truelove #love #iloveyou #him #bfgf #mylove #nerdlove #nerdcouple #nerdboyfriend #nerdgirlfriend #cute

Why is Thor one of my favorite movies? I just love it and him and ugh the feels.

I can’t tell if I take Steve Rogers’s characterization too seriously, or there are way too many fic writers that have no idea how to write him.

It’s an old Orc axe, which means he’s been in battle. Orcs have killed members of his family, and he’s trying to find the Orc that did it to him so that he can give it back. But as the journey goes on, Bifur actually becomes more lucid. He becomes

braidstache: the hobbit modern AUOkay - first of all? It’s not easy to be Ori. Like, not at all. Sure, he has a loving family, two big brothers who look after him and take care of him. Sure, he has a great best friend, who’s been his best friend

While I’m on a “Let’s all make fun of Jean” kick, I just want to remind everybody that I spent the entirety of episode 16 crying over him.

I want to do the snk gift exchange, but I’m pretty sure if I was given anything smutty featuring Armin I couldn’t write him cis even if I tried.

s-enja: hug him. hug him

soongyis-deactivated20200222:wanted to draw this boy in the modern world(yes i gave him airpods)

oimatchstickman:This doesn’t include the teasing that Matt and Alex subjected him to, but here’s a bit of David’s answer to a question about Georgia at NYCC’s TARDIS Time Panel. “When we first met she thought I was an arse” is my favorite

tenscupcake: its been like o n e day since they met and rose is already out here calling him ‘her doctor’ and defending him lord help me

tenaciousbee: Hunson Abadeer, aka Marceline’s Dad. I think Return to the Nightoshpere solidified him being one of my favorite side characters on the show <3

nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness

This morning while taking my dog Leonard out in our backyard, he kept digging something up from various parts of the yard and gulping it down before I could stop him. I was finally able to catch him and it turns out he was eating pieces of bread. And

littlemisssweetcakes: luckied: Jean froze in his task when she gave him that stern expression and his shoulders dropped. He was jealous, but it wasn’t right of him to be jealous. The blond wasn’t a complete human and here he was, pawing for someone

ruffrxbbit: Imagine Noiz giving Koujaku a tour of his hometown. They’re out shopping, and a perv starts wolf-whistling at Koujaku and beckoning for him to go to him. Noiz immediately loses his shit and verbally attacks the perv, standing defensively

rinrinswife: my favorite part of rin teaching rei how to swim is how he didn’t tease him or anything like he could have when he was doing the backstroke and went crooked. instead, he only encouraged him, saying “you did it, rei!” and honestly that’s

aodong: Noiz remembering Koujaku’s birthday every year but always giving him gag gifts like arthritis cream, a cane, Metamucil, etc. And every year it’s the same reaction: Koujaku throws the gift at him, but Noiz dodges it and says he’s getting

i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him

okay but very important question. would kou call mizuki mizuki-san? kun?? or maybe just mizuki? imagine kou sometimes calling him mizu-tan or mizu-chan just for his reaction.(⊙ω⊙ )

kouno-i:Ok but like consider this: • Koujaku accidentally complimenting Noiz • Noiz doesn’t know how to respond and tries to hide his light blush • Koujaku thinks it’s cute and tells him so to see his reaction • “s-shut the fuck up..

is it possible to get the le autograph kokoro through scouting or am i shit out of luck with ever wanting to idolize him??

So i have a chem exam on Thursday. My professor said he would email us when the review session would be. I sit in the second row. I had him last semester as well, i knew when he was going to put it. Before i left lecture i told him “it better not

tracer-isms: suzie-guru: psychedelicfelon: xhanamarux: xhanamarux: thatpettyblackgirl: I’m disgusted LMAOOOOO welcome to unemployment! This is so fucking funny Fuck getting him fired why hasn’t the police tracked him down and arrested

heroesneedalancer: one of the most endearing things about gintama is the fact nearly everyone calls gintoki by his first name. like, who actually calls him “sakata”? (tosshi the otaku? “sakata-shi!”) everyone else calls him “gintoki” or

kanyewesticle: MY ART TEACHER TOLD OUR CLASS THAT HIS SON ASKED HIM FOR YU-GI-OH CARDS AND HE WAS LIKE SURE AND GOT A PICTURE OF THEM UP ONLINE AND DREW THEM AND PAINTED THEM AND CUT THEM OUT FOR HIM WTF I LAUGH AND GET ANGRY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT

estellecampanella: estellecampanella: half the fandom calls the captain rivaille and half the fandom calls him levi so i vote we just call him corporal ballerina

I was going to buy a Pure Neemo from AmiAmi because he was really cheap but somebody got him while I was trying to figure out if I could really afford him atm OTL

I got a fifteen minute phone call from Nick :’) Even though he’s had two hours of sleep a night, he’s happier at work than I’ve ever heard him :’) He got to work with helicopters and even though they threw new stuff at him,

Prom :] Alex came over before hand so I could have some pics with him ^_^ JUST WAITING FOR HIM TO UPLOAD HISS:]

ludakristen:kims-possible:ludakristen:*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggoOk so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime

The city of Townsville may have escaped his wrath, but YoumaCon couldn’t withstand the clutches of HIM! #youmacon #cartoons #powerpuffgirls #him

lesbotanical: explorersofsky: whenever i see people abbreviate eating disorder as “ed” i think of it like the name ed. so i decided that im gonna find this ed guy and im going to fight him thank you katie… if you see ed… beat him up for me.

raspberrywiskey:i LOVE this guyi feel like people forget that pete is 50+ y/o n has every vitamin deficiency n disease known to man when drawing him. like he’s pretty, don’t get me wrong but like,,,, give him wrinkles ,,, ,

xubsdraws: It was high time I finished this profile pic for @grittygratification because ITS JENKO’S BIRTHDAY TODAY 🎂㊙️💯💯‼️‼️ I’ve had him for years but this is the first time I’m actually excited to celebrate him, and I have

the-green-knight:snakeciel:dermatologists hate him#everyone hates him

so I went and surprised Tom on Thursday, never seen him smile so much when he saw me outside his house. long distance is hella tough but getting to see him, if it’s only for a few hours, it makes everything worth it!

When a prideful asshole lowers his pride for a prideful bitch who also lowers her pride for him, that’s when you know it’s real.

I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank

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