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gpoy when I’m at Jared’s house. gpoy when I’m with Jared in general. Why do I only eat ramen with Jared?
lame-squared: donnerdont: gpoy when I’m at Jared’s house. gpoy when I’m with Jared in general. Why do I only eat ramen with Jared? And our apartment! ‘Cause we would sort of flail and not know how to feed you properly and resort to ramen.
laughing-treees: bohemianhomes: House Boats, Floating Homes, via Moon to Moon FLOATING HOMES THAT LOOK LIKE IM IN A FORESTI can have my cake and eat it too, hello plants meet dolphins! these are awesome
youdeanatsix: When I’m home alone it’s a choice of: Take selfies all around the house. Masturbate. Eat everything Or all of the above.
sfmsexytime: sorry ive been so inactive its been a combination of moving to a new house, lazyness, and lack of ideas. i whipped this up just now while i was eating.
sunin4th: ayyries: It’s ironic that people call Taurus a boring sign when they literally embody what most people in society try to aim for: luxury, comfort and money. At the end of the day, most people would want to be comfortable in their house, eat
glassspitter: hustlerose: (lives in your house and knocks things off the table) lol (eats a plastic bag) lmao dont vague my cat you scum
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
thefiresontheheight:indoorvoices:thefiresontheheight:Girlboss? Nah, girlunion, and girlstrike. Girluella warfareYou come into my house? You eat my food? And this is how you show your respect? By being funnier than me on my own post. DisGUSting
natural-magics: gothiccharmschool: Look. At this. CAKE. Bird skulls molded from chocolate! wickedaffair: trixietreats: “Food artist Annabel de Vetten, also known as Conjurer’s Kitchen, created this incredible skull wedding cake for the Eclectic
metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you
decayingroses: buddhabrot: metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its
officialunitedstates: date a girl who lives in a house made of books, eats books, drinks books, breathes books, secretes books through her fingers, books books books books “I poop books”“MARRY ME”
I love halva so much. I want to build a house out of bricks of halva and then eat it
jacksbiguncutcock: socal858: phillydonk: xoxoslxoxo: Wish this was longer Phillydonk Let the sperm fly.. Eat up girls! It’s like Saturday night at the Chi Omega House!!!
bagmilk: eating really nasty food at someones house
urbanclictionary: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
221cbakerstreet: jadeklaus: I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend
jeffisthename: saywhhaa: katbefrank: saywhhaa: katbefrank: Eating my second one of the night. I haven’t had one of these in so long!!! I hadn’t either. I found an entire bag of them in my house. I don’t even know where they came from.. Ahh
Went to visit my friend Brittany and we were hanging out at her house. Then we decided to do a little midnight shopping and this is what we bought. You best believe we are eating all this hahaha
umavelhaalma: Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes *cleans up the house* *shaves* *rubs cocoa butter all over skin* *puts a little jasmine oil between thighs* *does hair real quick* *cooks a meal* *eats a gallon of pineapples* *saves the world* *ends
jeffi3: Me eating dinner at a friend’s house
lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the
cpatainamerica: montparnasses: trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if u dont i dont care ill fuck your mom and take the candy anyway halloween by eminem and then i’ll tie you to something and set the house on fire chorus of
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
icwok: a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?) rude asshole look at him smiling because he
katzmatt: co-ver: Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute
sam-is-unamoosed: i remember i used to watch bear in the big blue house everyday when i was little and he always does that smelling thing in the beginning and one time he sniffed and went ‘you smell like ham and cheese’ and i was eating a ham and
xtoxictears: hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the
karunamadhan: is-kptp-is: Babay can you come to my house so is Nice to eat and drink more juice Babay Mmmmm
musclepuppano: those sticky notes make me want to eat the house
zaidenblaiden:cellocutie: umavelhaalma: Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes *cleans up the house* *shaves* *rubs cocoa butter all over skin* *puts a little jasmine oil between thighs* *does hair real quick* *cooks a meal* *eats a gallon of pineapples*
reptles: there’s this toad at my parents house that always shows up at night to eat the bug attracted by the back porch lights and he has become pretty famous among family text messaging groups..
buddhabrot: metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok
capsgrantrogers: I’m going back to Boston, I’m going to my mother’s house, I’m sleeping in my mother’s bed, I’m gonna eat my mother’s cooking and I’m done.Happy 38th Birthday Chris Evans! (June 13th, 1981)
slydigger: *comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*
sporksnhoes: youdeanatsix: When I’m home alone it’s a choice of: Take selfies all around the house. Masturbate. Eat everything Or all of the above. 4. Walk around naked doing all of these.
montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j sandwiches and
the-perks-of-eating-pussy: today I am thankful for being able to walk around the house in sweatpants with no underwear on
shamusiel: DO NOT BE MEAN TO SHINJI IKARI OR I WILL FIND YOU AND EAT ALL THE FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE AND FLUSH A PAD DOWN YOUR TOILET
sasufreakinsaku: Sasuke: Naruto: what? Sasuke: just because you’re hokage it doesn’t mean you can make a spare key to my house -___- Naruto: so TOUCHY -crunch- Sasuke: or eat all my chips
feministdisney: the-exercist: fit-happy-beautiful-smile: I’m never eating Oreos again 😢😭 Keep in mind that the average person can burn 70 calories just by: Sleeping for about an hour Meditating for about an hour Cleaning your house for 20
familyfun69: My aunt never misses thanksgiving at my house, we hardly even ever eat, we just fuck
stonelions: give yourself over to the wolf. let it eat the parts of you that are sick, that are damaged beyond salvage. let the wolf in and let it clean house, and let it leave again. the wolf knows which parts must be swallowed. you do not need what
factions: when you’re eating dinner at a friends house and the food is gross
nannymccree: littlesokka: i cant wait to wear only underwear around the house with the person i love I used 2 be like this and now I can’t wait for the person I love to go out for three hours so I can play overwatch non stop and eat a loaf of bread
12bbc12: If I was alive way back when, before ol Abe abolished slavery I would have a plantation. Every black I would of owned would of had a full wallet lived in the masters house and would eat at his table. Every black would have full rights under
