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“hmmm maybe I’ll buy a lip scrub from Lush!” goes on their twitter and sees a ~rally complete with signs that say “LUSH <3s GAY PEOPLE” and a manip of Putin making out with another man “…nevermind”
fartgallery: If you become a vampire do you automatically become a very sharp dresser or is that a skill that you develop over time. are there novice vampires meandering around in aeropostale shirts and khaki pants
doing-that: I think about this no joke every single day.
lufioh: EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS
bonerfart:dirtylittlefreespirit:So gay marriage has been legalized in all 50 states now, and that’s fucking fantastic.But can someone tell me what happened all of a sudden that pushed it along so fast? It seems like it happened so suddenly, kinda out
hufflepuff-and-stuff: one of my favorite jokes of all time
what-i-learned-from-silent-hill: Submitted by: gamersarea This is very poignant! Love is a very big, central theme in most of the games - not romantic love, mind, but the love you have for people you care about (most often that of family, especially
Does anyone remember that classic childhood burn where you went up to some poor sap and asked “What are you eating under there? To which they’d respond "Under where?”
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
what if that Detective Pikachu game is like Felidae, just with Pokemon instead of cats
I’m gonna try and get my mom to watch this next episode, or at least that one part, because she’s from New York and would probably get a kick out of that Jersey joke
My life is like an unending version of that one scene in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories where Harry is in the backseat when the couple driving him somewhere get into an argument, and he tries to make an awkward joke to defuse the tension but they ignore
You know the saying “bullet with your name on it? Well, here is a bullet with my name on it!! (Jacketed .45 hollow point) *I would like to stress the point that I do not own a gun, and the fact that I even own a bullet is random; and the bullet
itswallie: #that took me a second to get #this is a very involved joke
cyberuser: cyberuser: vvankinq: cyberuser: what do you call a message sent by a girl? *sighs* what a feMAIL i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
Hey, you know "P. Sherman" from Finding Nemo? That was a Filipino joke in Pixar. It's supposed to be "Fisherman" with a Filipino accent.
jcatgrl: euphoricdays: yes they do yes they do are you kidding i know so many guys that are super rude like out of nowhere what if they’re gay and also find him attractive is that a joke everyone is at least a little two faced no they won’t not
meester-pigvig:calico-goddess:valvesoftware:fuzzykitty01: I didn’t understand the joke until I learned Honey was Latina. That sentence makes me feel sad because she’s really not portrayed as Latina :/ would you prefer her to wear a sombrero and
kintatsujo: naamahdarling: skyfiery: floranna2: appropriately-inappropriate: antilla-dean: I spend a fair amount of time teaching women to kick men in the balls, and I’ve learned that this activity tends to generate controversy. Here, according
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
furtherunafraidintothelight: furtherunafraidintothelight: Now that bethesda jokes is going around again can somebody revive that one something or other forum post where somebody found out the way they made vehicles move was just like putting a train
snailytoaster: slytherinlynx: jinglejongle: mariellani: jinglejongle: mariellani: shit-me-sideways: zacharymerricks: So apparently nasa changed the dates for the zodiacs??? I’m not Pisces I’m Aquarius?????? Ya I think that makes me a Scorpio
titansdaughter: 1.08 Fromage | 2.03 Hassun“I like that. ‘Professional curiosity.’ It seems so…indifferent. Unless you look like you’re lying when you say it.”
unpresentable: the-beauty-in-breakdown: unpresentable: doughnuthunter: unpresentable: I’m good at math. U + I = 69 Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10 oh No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
laurdlannister-kingslayer: thats-tea: Azealia Banks asks for Lana Del Rey’s Address. Says she’s headed out now to go Find her to Fight. | That’s TeaAzealia Banks is now doing everything to find Lana Del Rey’s address, she asks for her address
sephezade: gayerluke: wolfvalkyrie: gayerluke: security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher? my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in why is this so fucking funny it’s a joke Okay, but Mrs. Watkins
thetyrannosaur: thetyrannosaur: e-seal: I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell call that a [joke pending] call that a shrinkwrap supreme
black–lamb: When white people think that Starbucks joke equal racism: When white people try to define racism to people of color: When white people truly think that everyone else HAS to like/trust them:
the difference between a girl that is white and a white girl
nineprotons: lufioh: EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS cosmicdwarf and I have a few of those in our marriage. >.>
dracomalfyaoi:NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKESscreamersfake coming outsfake suicidefake crushesstuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s
squigglydigglydoo: Something that I don’t think people understand is that certain jokes are okay for friends to make… but not for strangers to make. I insult my friends all the time. My friends insult me all the time. We’ll say creepy and inappropriate
ammit420: aa0102: Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
megaturds: nedroidcomics: emmyc: beatonna: Heyyy maybe you’ve seen that first picture being posted all over facebook? I know I have! I also know that the jokes were originally by Ben Kling, as you can see by following this link! There are
wheelchair-warrior: FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
goopy-amethyst: lufioh: EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS @slippery-pearl
robo-dorktective: needsmorebirds: furtherunafraidintothelight: furtherunafraidintothelight: Now that bethesda jokes is going around again can somebody revive that one something or other forum post where somebody found out the way they made vehicles
insomniac-arrest: Lapis is that friend that you jokingly ask to punch you in the face and she just decks you the next moment
furtherunafraidintothelight: furtherunafraidintothelight: Now that bethesda jokes is going around again can somebody revive that one something or other forum post where somebody found out the way they made vehicles move was just like putting a train on
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: here, catch! *throws a molotov cocktail at you* call that (bad joke pending) call that playing with fire
destiny-islanders: ‘Tis the season for TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS(And before you can ask: Yes. I made Gladio set the terms of his bet with Sora just so I could make that “PANTry” joke. You guys should expect that kind of thing from me by now.)
destiny-islanders: ‘Tis the season for TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS (And before you can ask: Yes. I made Gladio set the terms of his bet with Sora just so I could make that “PANTry” joke. You guys should expect that kind of thing from me by now.)
mrhandy: lufioh: EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS @obi-sweets
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