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blondielinahall:amy winehouse passing popsicles through her window to neighborhood kids
me as widdle
Me gonna be me Zoe
Some kids were scared of me. Why?
Me when I was little. I was breaking hearts before 1st grade. :D
Kik anyone? Delsol_kid
Haha. No kids for me. -.-. Lol
me whenever I pass by kids complaining about having to go to school.I miss Summer Vacation.From this.
me: hey u wanna see my kids?me: [takes wallet out and flips out tiny collection of photos of my precious ocs]
Once when I was a little kid my mother found me frantically stabbing a piece of paper with a pencil and understandably asked me what I was doing. I explained that my invisible friend was screaming, but since other people can’t hear her scream, I was
I’m a 90s kid! #90srevival #me #Selfie #mirrorselfie #ootd #90soutfit #denimjacket #docmartens #updo #bun #makeup #motd #holographic #outfit
Old picture of me and my dog buddy Karma. I got to spend a few days with her this week and it made me very happy cuz I missed her.
Sorry haven’t been posting AGAIN as much I was to busy getting laid every day :D lol JUST KIDDING..I haven’t had dick in months -_- the only thing that has been fucking me is LIFE
highenergyjewtrino: poryqon: when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
boymilk: boymilk: hey if youre an adult and youve got kids of your own dont fucking scream in front of them or at them. i dont care what the circumstance is. youre going to mess your kids up and itll be your fault coming from someone who grew up around
ginkasu: [Request] Palutena doggystyled recent requests gave me the opportunity to try some new models which is a good thing from time to time but don’t expect me to use those models often! I tried some different camera angels as the requester requested
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
fatgirlopinions: some of my biggest insecurities only became insecurities after my mother pointed them out to me and turned my characteristics into flaws. parents, fucking watch what you say to your kids.
mugglebornheadcanon: 1923. Muggleborn kids struggle the entire first month of school, pulling out their phones to check their notifications, only to remember with fresh horror that they’re completely disconnected from the rest of the world. Purebloods
aballycakes: alexinspankingland: Me and my cat being sames. Your shirt is so cute! Thank you! It’s from the kids department of Uniqlo :3
godtricksterloki: lady-sith: ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man This is what’s wrong with kids today, they are what 12, 13? And dress almost like 17 year holds. Not cool man & look at the blonde girl she’s barely
odditymall:The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide Fuck yeah! I have stairs and live on
I HATE kids.
lameborghini: why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch
The kids’ first time at a beach. Been bugging me about going to the beach for a year now, we finally at one. I never been to Myrtle Beach before, I’m loving it here.
me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP if anybody is
forlackofabettercomic: Remember kids, you should always be the hero character in the video game that is your life! And probably not the shopkeeper NPC, like me.
Little me haha I was such a bad little kid, can u tell? 😁
So, I’m watching The little shop of horrors. I loved this movie when I was a kid, also had a weird obsession with Rick Moranis. Don’t ask. But why did I just get slightly turned on when the plant Audrey 2 talked him into killing people to feed him
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
zubat: “Once a scene kid, always a scene kid.”
so this girl that used to go to my mom’s daycare is friends with me on facebook and she constantly posts about drama with her boyfriend and how in love/hate she is and that she can’t let him go. I’m like, kid you are 16 years old you
Shout out to that kid that eye raped me like 6 or 7 times today; I’ve never had to tell someone where my face is. I don’t think I’m boring enough when I talk to you to not look at anywhere but my body.
embarrassmental: narcotic: what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
jmma-simmons:Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise - making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I can’t feel my face - somebody help me
detectivekev: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: Weird Kid At A Sleepover “Do you ever lay awake at night and think about what it’d be like to DIE? In A FIRE?”“…WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU HERE?”
artemislad: all the other kids with the fucked up kinks
adultinsect: me in the background Kids ruin everything
dogsuicidebridge tagged me in the thing! Aye goth-heaux devilcatendlesslives 7letterwords milpool-thrillhouse thecomeback-kid babyfea Tag ur it
[The-illest-Kid][Smoke Me Im'Dope]
maliciousmelons: ive always hated kids “did you hate yourself when you were a kid” yes
I send my mudergram to all these monster kids. It comes right back to me and it’s signed in their parents blood. And broken bodies in a death rock dance hall, please be my partner!
bwitiye: person: are you a boy or a girl me: im a disappointment
where are all the sugar daddies to buy me lingerie??
if someone has the sudden urge to spoil me a victoria secret online gift card is always nice so I can buy that pretty mint bra I saw the other day but im too poor for (angel face inserted here)
ugh I am so content with life at the moment due to simply finding a prize bendy straw in my cinnamon toast crunch cereal like this is the best thing ever I’m not kidding this is perfect
A group of boys were in my cul de sac and shot my car with a nerf gun as I drove by. Lawd I slammed on my brakes so fast and hopped outta there and all but two ran away from me. Lmao I struck fear into the kid that hit my car and his friend abandoned
sometimes I go on my blog and I see “1 kid playing make-believe” and I get all excited that people are on my blog and then I realize that it’s me
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demolithion: kid: mum why is my sister called rose?me: your father loves roseskid: what about me?me: i’m busy now, voltron legendary defender
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
@ stream people i’m holding u all responsible for not reminding me to add sage’s neck tattoo
tylerstitties: Raven and Chelsea are both divorced and living together and raising their kids in the same house.
meeowth-thats-right: Getting high - Avoiding responsibility Jan - 2016
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