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KEEP FUCKING ME BIG BOY, DON’T YOU DARE COME!
theicarustheory: This blog has definitely definitely come a long way from how it started out. Now I can sit here and just drown in my gross feelings trying to thank you guys for all the support and the commissions and the comfort and the friendships
theicarustheory: Third time’s the charm! I’m opening up slots for commissions again and it would be really great if you can help me get the word out. Nothing too big, just enough to get myself out of a financial jam for the next coming few weeks.
For those times her owner isn’t around - she always has her automatic-dick machine to fuck her face in the morning. She’s such a good slut for keeping up her routine even when she doesn’t get the cum she craves.
scorpiant: I swear Kourt doesn’t get enough credit for her killer snarky remarks
Soo In The Mood For Questions :)
For once
Sorry for the lapse of entries, but I’ve been hard at work investigating the latest amusement park disaster to strike Beach City’s Funland. For those of you out of towners, a couple weeks ago a ride malfunctioned and turned Beach City into
I TAKE IT BACK, WRESTLING IS VERY REAL. Purple Puma totally buried me tonight! I didn’t even get to use my signature move, the Head Loch! Let’s face it, I’m just going to be a mid-card jobber for the rest of my life. At least
While combing the beach for the unexplained, and buried pirate treasure, I found some very mysterious chips. They’re of the potato persuasion, ruffled and coated with some sort of green “flavor-substance”. I suspected it to be a
What the heck is this?! Someone put up a fence around the Beach City Lighthouse! And the only reason for anyone to put up a fence is if they’ve got SOMETHING TO HIDE!!! Or if they have a dog. Or a pool. Or if the homeowners association in
So thanks, everyone, for getting the word out on not reblogging my post. Unfortunately, by getting the word out on not reblogging my post, EVERYONE WAS REBLOGGING MY POST. I was up all night trying to contact Tumblr and get them to take down all the
Time for another RONALDO RANT! Fish Stew Pizza’s VIP(izza) coupons are bogus! Kofi told me that you gotta buy a whole pizza if you want it to count towards a free pizza - INDIVIDUAL SLICES DON’T COUNT! That’s ridiculous! I
So I went to my first rave tonight! I was expecting to see lots of weird things - candy necklaces, grown adults using pacifiers, the dropping of crazy sick beats. But nothing could prepare me for what I saw in that warehouse - A TEENAGER SPLIT APART
I’m hoarse from yelling for help. I guess dad and Peedee can’t hear my over the thunderstorm. And I guess THEY DON’T READ MY BLOG LIKE THEY SAID BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEY WOULD COME DOWNSTAIRS AND HELP ME!
I GOT A LETTER TODAY!!! But for some reason it was all wet and I can’t even tell what it says. Is it a love letter? Is it a death threat? Please tell me! I need to know if I should lock my doors or open my heart!
I’ve been up for 36 hours straight, but it’s finally finished! My investigative documentary investigating the truth about the enemies and heroes of Beach City is online! It’s called: RISING TIDES/CRASHING SKIES: DANGER ON THE BOARDWALK: THE
TubeTube took down my video because copyright violations?!?! What?! That was MOSTLY ORIGINAL MATERIAL!!! I used that background music for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES! IT’S FAIR USE! FAIR USE!!! Clearly, somebody doesn’t want the TRUTH
Hey weirdos! For the past few months, I’ve done something unprecedented - I’ve stayed off the internet.It was hard but I had to do because I’ve been trying to stay SPOILER FREE for the movie event of the new millennium! This December
I think it’s going to work out you guys. Thanks for all your support.
Keep in mind that posts from this blog are marked as sensitive (AKA explicit) from now on due to Tumblr’s new policy stuff
Keep on truckin’.
snkpolls: SnK Tumblr Popularity Poll results as of July 2nd We still have until July 15th for the deadline but as promised, we will be rolling out the current standings each weekend until then. So far we have had 335 respondents (up from 294) voting
justice4mikebrown: On the early morning of June 27, activists in South Carolina gathered to take down the confederate flag flying above the Capitol before the funerals for 3 of the victims of the Charleston massacre begin. There is also supposed to be
jenawithonen: can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed
morientis19: Root, begging her god not to sacrifice for her (and Harold).
x-cetra:astolat:son-of-a-tenth-place:involuntaryorange: readsquirrel: blockbhyo: nudesornaw: if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles It just keeps going
Keep it Unzipped
pretty-perversion: for the rest of my life haha
iwishihadafather: berttholdt: timelessword-pricelesspictures: corpse-boy: Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!! HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP: Items needed: 1 cup
pikse: I’m reopening commissions! (Updated September 8th 2015) I managed to move to Sweden and have begun my studies, but I have no income at all. To do something about that, I would love to keep drawing for people! Huge thank you for my previous
conjunx:conjunx:We’ve got commissions with limited slots open!If you’re interested please shoot me a dm! Another little bump B] I have a few more slots still open \o after this I’ll likely keep commissions closed for a while
for nony!!!!!! (and Zane if you see this!) you can’t really see my makeup, but it’s Seahawks colors, too. special appearance by graham’s hands. I should probably be cheering for the Bronocs, because Manning brothers, but the Seahawks
for record-keeping purposes, I read reid as dmab agender as in “I have been screwed over by masculinity so many time and a lot of the masculine figures in my life have either left me/made me feel like shit that I’m just going to go fuck it
swolizard: Neil deGrasse Tyson for galactic chancellor representative in the milky way galaxy for Earth
don't ask for their permission
pokemonpalooza: Like Ash has Pikachu as his main partner, or a Ranger may have a main Pokemon they use and keep out of a Pokeball, what Pokemon would my partner be?
keep calm and carry on my wayward son
adorabubblelittlegirl: daddy-and-ava: kittenneko: avaraptor: daddyislonely: If you keep that up Princess Daddy is going to get jealous. And then I will have to punish you and Teddy. (via yuckytuna)
morrasea: sorry for the spam lol
For anyone who hasn't already heard
jean-luc-gohard: Reminder: the Darren Wilson fundraisers raised over 輴,000. The national average salary is ์,000. As a reward for murdering an unarmed black child, Wilson was given more than eleven years salary in addition to his normal pay, and
tarynel: sakuraharunos: africanaquarian: tarynel: chronicclungs: controlthewill: king-emare: tarynel: If you ask someone to get tested before yall engage in sexual activities and they give you a rough time… fucking run. They can keep whatever
fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu:First looks at the Egyptian Theater’s red carpet event for tonight’s world premiere of the Shingeki no Kyojin live action film (Part 1)! Featuring the Colossal Titan banner as well as character posters, such as Mikasa! ETA: This
skepsys: I think this is all very self-explanatory, but here a few things to keep in mind: I require at least half of the payment up front, and through PayPal only. All prices are in Canadian dollars. I draw a lot of robots but I am comfortable drawing
rocketjumpwaltz: skepsys: I think this is all very self-explanatory, but here a few things to keep in mind: I require at least half of the payment up front, and through PayPal only. All prices are in Canadian dollars. I am comfortable drawing most
mara-mac:My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries.
savagepumpkin: I’m going to get in trouble for creating this one, but I just had to do it I have those fucking days! -fms
KEEP BIBI
vampiregerards: @all the trans people on my dash today: keep doing ur thing ur all cute and perfect
sonypraystation: mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit
keep it cute
willow: “You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok
neonsperm: scorpiant: I swear Kourt doesn’t get enough credit for her killer snarky remarks You guys have no iea, how pissed off I got when I saw her whine and bitch! Oh well!
I’m Coming Over - Jason Mraz I’m dreaming of your face I can see your beauty Ten and a half thousand yesterdays. The way the moon illuminates All the secrets I’ve been keeping And cast them off of my balcony. Ohh I I I I I I hope you notice,
the only way for me to drink this copious amount of water is to sip it forever ugghh I wish I was asleep >:/
luckskywanker: A drawing for the lovely Ikimaru, the witch of doom. Keep inspiring people sunny! aw thank youu!! <3
acosmiclullaby: Your name is Dirk Crocker and, unlike your orange counterpart, you like to keep your hair tidy, HAHA JK YOU WOKE UP LIKE THIS (( this took me a long ass time to finish and apparently in that time, there was an ASKBLOG that popped up for
edog777: So today i tried to cosplay John and Dave from your kidswap au. Thanks for the inspiration and keep up the awesome drawings!! ^U^omg glad you liked them! <3 and thanks for the cosplay!
i burnt myself out on hw issues for today so i might try to doodle quick little things for fun. any suggestions? c; pls leave it as a reply to this post if you have one ty
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