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He was getting nervous and making excuses again, but I wasn’t worried. If anything, this experience had taught me that my little brother was weak. Amazing in bed, sure, but ultimately weak. I just waited until he finished talking and I made my offer
massivemyke: Fucking huge and hot! “Excuse me, sir. I’m sorry, but the management thinks you may have shoplifted something. Come with me so I can perform a full body and cavity search.”“But you don’t work here.”&ldquo
thatsthat24: marielgum: Excuse me sir, you can’t just make me burst out laughing like that! Rude. :PNo but seriously, even though I don’t like SC filters that much, this little compilation really gave me a good chuckle! Thanks, Mr Thomas! :D Hahah!!!
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myfavfandom: danimoonstarr: Bruce: Hm. This is some very disturbing material. Hank:Uh, Dr. Banner…Bruce: This early stuff actually is about time travel, but the numbers don’t work.Hank:Excuse me, Doctor, but you’re not wearing any clothes.Bruce: Really
makokitten: I posted this photo of reapersun, alicexz, and me the other day, but for some reason my camera just couldn’t handle reapersun’s true form, so I took down the original image and edited it slightly (just a Photoshop filter here and there,
wokeninvain: “Daddy, aren’t you going to fuck me now?” “Excuse me, miss?” “Aren’t you going to f…” “I heard you, girl, but you are overstepping your bounds.” “But you always fuck me hard after you spank me!” “I always what,
pktokoro: connormpreg: zillybooradley: this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious ^ um excuse me check ur privilege
WPC Harley G WPC Harley G returns home from a rather long shift but when she notices you looking up her skirt she exclaims ‘Excuse me…you could have asked first..’ but she finds it rather amusing as she lets you look at her white
lucidprod: The kids aren’t alright, but that’s OK. Been sick again, but after making up my missed classes (thank goodness for powerpoints), I decided to try and draw Mae from Night in the Woods. Love how it came out. Now excuse me while I lay back
I’d love to write this AU but I have no fucking ideas for the first chapter
tbhitismackdamost: Excuse Me… Post Me later, Put Me on Draft or Queue Me but I’m on the phone with Mack and We Dick'cussin® something rite now.
ghost-of-eds-beard: However, despite the fact that Captain Marvel (a.k.a. Ms. Marvel) is a popular choice with fans to get a chance to shine in a movie, Whedon isn’t quite so sure it seems. “You know, I do like a character whose powers are a
Tonight’s back and bicep destruction was a success. I was exhausted but I know come spring when it’s time to compete I am going to need to bring my A game. No excuses.
punkrockshark: “How come you guys never carry me off the field.” “We tried once but you were too big.”“Excuse me??”“I mean… too drunk.”“Ah, that’s right. And let me tell you something, Brendon, I am everyday. But that doesn’t
confessnaruto: Maybe it’s bad of me, but I hate Itachi. All these people admire him, but I think there is never an excuse to kill your own family. No matter what, I could never get over that. Picture Source (x) This was the 2800th Confession!
OKAY I’M SORRY BUT WTF ARE THESE TINY EXCUSES FOR ARMS. THEY ARE LITERALLY SMALLER THAN KOUJAKU’S.
MY MOTHER FUCKING WALKED IN.
excuse me sir, but may i have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior, aoba seragaki.
aobabe: excuse me sir, but may i have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior, aoba seragaki. excuse me sir, but may i have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior, sei.
aobabe: aobabe: excuse me sir, but may i have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior, aoba seragaki. excuse me sir, but may i have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior, sei. our lord and seivior.
moth866643999642311568: i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me
roseburger: kumasenpai: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series. are you fucking kidding me ubisoft
Good morning ladies! Excuse the face but I just literally woke up ! Have a great night / day ! 😘
beforus: griimdarkp2iioniic: beforus: You: Me: So I’m a beautiful handcrafted wooden top and you’re a mass manufactured metal top that looks cool but breaks in a week? excuse me let me put this in easier terms for you you: a dead whittled
jaclcfrost: there is a big difference between explaining and excusing like for example getting a bad grade on a test would explain why i was in a bad mood but it would not excuse me for going up to a complete stranger that day and punching them in the
mermaider00: Allura and Acxa: I fell for Lotor’s lies Me: Wait, what? What lies? When? When did he lie to you? Acxa: He preached about unity but I know now he didn’t mean it. Me: Excuse me? The man united the Empire and Voltron after 10,000 years
*excuse my messy room* But I felt pretty tonight and commemorated it with a selfie :)
Damn, damn, oh damn. Ok, ok, ok, excuse me. Can I talk to you for a minute? My name is Darrel, but it’s spelled like Darrel, but it’s pronounced like Darrel. Yeah I just want to let you know, the back of your head is ridiculous.
thatblackveganguy: Excuse me sir but don’t come up to me while I’m sitting outside enjoying my break to tell me you can’t stop smiling because you can’t stop thinking about the pussy. This is none of my business and I honestly don’t care.
-shy-guy-: Excuse me sir…I know that you are a patient here, but…you see the other day, while I was giving you a sponge bath, I noticed that you were getting hard. Normally I wouldn’t be phased by that but, sir your cock is massive, and well….seeing
Excuse me, SNL, but when did you get awesome?
multiple-fandom-disorder: mishasminions: The one where Dean and Cas live a normal life “Excuse me, this may seem strange, but you seem familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?”“Nice try, buddy, but you’re gonna need a better pick up line”
fortheoswin: The one where Dean and Cas live a normal life “Excuse me, this may seem strange, but you seem familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?”“Nice try, buddy, but you’re gonna need a better pick up line”
“Excuse me, madam, this may seem strange, but have you seen a fallen star anywhere?”- “You’re funny.”“No, really, we’re in a crater. This must be where it fell!”- “Yes, this is where it fell! Or, if you want to be really specific, up
sapphicbutchdaddy: bramblepatch: pissbong: destinybonds: When the whole party is down but your bard is up jack had absolutely no right to go this hard um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard Always hit the rb so fast for this one!
bramblepatch: pissbong: destinybonds: When the whole party is down but your bard is up jack had absolutely no right to go this hard um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard
nightram: excuse me while i cry at the goddamn compression, wow. i don’t really know what else to do with this, so I’m gonna call it done. but yeah, enecola asked me to draw how qunari!me would look so here we are!
ask-arlelt: To clarify, I am a guy…! But… um… Thank you all for your kind words. —- (( ooc: also, please excuse me if I don’t answer any more of these type of asks in the future! but I do appreciate everything!! ♥ and to clarify, the anon
elmolincoln: Very tired tonight. Sorry I had to bail on you and shower but thank you for hanging with me and keeping me company. You will have to excuse me now. We can chat again soon if you like.the lady next door elmolincoln.tumblr.com/archive
lameborghini: lameborghini: School taught me a lot of stuff, but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes. excuse me who the hell is adding proper capitalization and punctuation to my posts im having u taken to the police
Throwback to my red hair. Also please excuse my eyebrows here + I never wear a nude lip.
excuses-are-bullshit: psychotic-torture: sad black and white blog, I follow back similar if you want to talk, i give advice, just inbox me. ✝☯
conksuck: sarkyfancypants: pktokoro: connormpreg: zillybooradley: this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious ^ um excuse me check ur privilege omfg god
Excuse me miss but can I bury my face in your ass?
Excuse me miss but can I please remove your panties?
ur-z: chicken–taco: “Excuse me. Why were you late to class?”*looks up*“Oh. You’re excused. But stay after class so you can teach me your ways.” lmao omfg
Save your apologies and excuses, sweetheart; frankly, I’ve got better things to do. 🖕
badwolfkaily: The L Word OTP’s - 5/5 - Shane/AliceAlice: Sorry… excuse me… Shane! Ah! ‘kay, I have to tell you something I’m really not s’posed to tell you. Shane: Fight the urge. Alice: But I… But I can’t! Shane: Try. Alice: But it’s
sizequeenconfessions: fuckedsenselesstoo: “Excuse me mister but my car broke down and I need some help. You want me to strip naked and allow you to fuck me senseless before you give me a ride? Okay, but you better be hung, I don’t sell my pussy
wisepuma23: kkketcchuupp: someone already beat me to the punch but ill upload it anyways AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
retiredjesus: when u dont feel like chilling but you cant think of an excuse
anotherlesbianandwhat:
… I may be wrong but I think this guy used my Steven universe shirt as an excuse to start talking (flirting??) with me oh my gosh he just came up super nervous and pointed to my shirt and asked ‘do you like the show?’ And we started
calpisu: *doesn’t check my school email* everything is fine
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