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miss-nerdgasmz: WTF is this thing about “real friendship! uwu” and posts proceeding to be vaguely sexual/romantic like literally what the fuck
3colins: rikodeine: lord-kitschener: If you only give a shit about the poor, unemployed, and homeless as an excuse to bash immigrants and refugees, then you don’t actually give a single shit about the poor, unemployed, and homeless I might start
theyatemytaylor: WHAT IS THE CUTEST PART OF THIS GIF I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW
upsidedownwaffle: storytellerofuntoldlegends: all-da-fandoms: trashy–hipster: justanotherpurplebutterfly: theonlyconsultingtimelady: vashiane: Natural Eye Color Chart tag your eye color A30 I… don’t actually know what colour my eyes
sodamnrelatable: when you want to draw but you don’t actually want to draw anything
((Do you ever get the feeling that some of your rp partners don't actually like you and that you are just pestering them?))
glitterglobe: important things to remember if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you if someone seems upset or distant
justin-ripley: justin-ripley: WHEN PERSON A GENTLY TOUCHES PERSON B’S SCARS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ when person b is so accustomed to violence that they don’t know how to react to gentle touch (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
limebreaker: Adoptable. This is Prisoner #475. Look, we uh. We don’t actually know what she was in for, and she won’t tell us - claims she didn’t do nothin’. Yeah, right. Some of the paperwork got lost in the transfer. We do know that she’s
grapeyguts: when you want to draw but you don’t actually want to draw anything
gregorypecks-deactivated2014032: Well, uh, most people don’t actually know that I invented the selfie…Paul McCartney
no-hay-finales-felices: rorosii: as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw 💖💖💖💖💖
do you ever like a fictional character so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
Oh man tomorrow’s Red’s birthday and I don’t have anything planned I totally spaced it ughjdg now I need to make a cake and everything but I HAVE NO MONEYY… maybe I should just celebrate it the old fashion way and just be happy
richardxasbel: ➻ Event tag: #richass week 2015This year’s Richass Week will be rose-themed! Each day’s prompt is based on the meaning behind a particular kind of rose. Your fanworks don’t actually need to feature any sort of flower - the prompts
momfricker: stupid-looking: i don’t really want to know, mom I do
ancientart: Emperor Hadrian’s young lover: Antinous. Who exactly was this guy, how did he mysteriously die, and why do we find hundreds of portraits of him throughout the Roman Empire?We don’t actually know a lot about Antinous as a person himself.
bigdbob:For those asking about the last vid, nah, I don’t actually flop around like that when I’m at a public bathroom, haha. And for those who thought I was hard in the last vid, here’s a hard one from the same angle.
yourclashatdemonhead:Got my hair cut yesterday and for once I don’t actually hate it
did-you-kno: Bomb and drug-sniffing dogs will develop psychological problems if they don’t actually find bombs or drugs, so their handlers occasionally have to go on dummy runs to satisfy their prey drive. The same thing can happen to your dogs
khubleesi: dibeediboop: when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game I WAITED 10 SECONDS FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED
eyerollgoddess: If the respect you have for a woman is based off how much clothing she’s wearing, you don’t actually respect her as a person and you never did.My views/opinions are still the same, the charity work I do in my community is still the
dibeediboop: when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game
defekait: if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner
bittersuggestion: You don’t actually mean that much to me I just enjoy being dramatic
donnie–barko: when you high-key have abandonment issues but gotta keep totally chill™ so they don’t actually leave you forever
rorosii:as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw
thewestcoastrp: ( THE GARCIA FAMILY )hi! so it’s gone on record that chloe and her brothers don’t actually get along, and that she honestly doesn’t know much about any of them. to her knowledge, they all are still in florida living near their parents
jisonshin: SORRY FOR CLOGGING UP YOUR DASH a few people has asked me how i did the shifting thing in this but i don’t think i was clear enough aaHHH but i hope this helps !! _(:з ゝ∠)_ also very sorry for my suckish engrish and explainations
I accidentally ripped out my shift key and now I don’t know what to do. I’ve been spending the past hour trying to get it back in.OTL
papanoiz: i dont actually remember when i drew this?? i found it sitting in my sketches folder but i feel like i drew it before school ended. idk i’ll probably end up coloring it at some point
kusapo: …i never thought i’d see the day where i actually draw a dick… (ノ▽〃)… haha…
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
fucknofetishization: thisisnotjapan: fucknofetishization: [TW: Sexual Assault, harassment] It’s sad that people like this actually exist. This expired jar of mayonnaise is giving other men advice on how to harass and assault Japanese women. This
buddens: dmmd!corsets is back! (and finally, here is Aoba!) If you don’t know/remember what this was, it was a little thing I did a whiles back where I drew all the dmmd boyfriends in corsets/lingerie! I had Koujaku, Noiz, Clear, and Mink all done
askkounoi: Felt like drawing porn but I don’t really know how to draw dicks or butts (●´⌓`●)
does anyone else have that one mutual who you actually dislike the hell out of.
boobs are nice in theory until u actually have them.
what if koujaku denying noiz orgasm……. and noiz having several dry orgasms and because of it he gets a little bit more sensitive and can actually somewhat feel….. koujaku’s thumbs painfully pressing against noiz’s hips, koujaku’s teeth sinking
*when you follow and talk to ppl for months and don't know their damn name*
add me on twitter so we can be the best of tomodachis wwwww
so according to tumblr they won’t actually be deleting any blogs but just marking any nsfw shit and making it private for ur eyes only which is still dumb but hey at least shit won’t be getting deleted. supposedly
helloabakkus:don’t cry, reaper bean! we believe in you!
Please Don't Actually Nerf Her
roane72: Honestly, I think the whole “don’t pay the writers” thing boils down to the notion that everybody thinks they can write. It’s the old saw about the novelist at a cocktail party having to hear someone say, for the millionth time, “I’d
blastovkatamarinecromancy: beowulfs-booty-call: forgotaboutdrea: rnyfh: in this house we stan dionysus! #Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x) Get you
fabulousprize: I don’t actually hate The Beatles music that much but I feel obliged to disparage them as much as is possible in order to contribute to the destruction of the idea that they are the greatest thing to happen to music ever, and are above
thetrippytrip: Laverne Cox: Bathroom Bills “Criminalize Trans People” And No One Is Talking About It Because the people don’t actually “feel” like becoming educated on LGB and especially T issues. Having a gay friend doesn’t mean knowing
mikeyhanlon: “On no level is magic metaphorical in this show.” “It’s funny because I don’t actually feel like you’re being sincere.” -Julien Murphy and Katie McGrath, Merlin 5x13 Audio Commentary
Also, Spalding being able to remain the single most disturbing thing on the entire show even after all the shit that went down the whole season. I don’t know if I should be proud that he was the only one who was able to maintain his position on
goldtriforce: THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
poisonetlavin: defekait: If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner. Truth. If we are spooning, and you arch your butt into my boner, I’m
intrepidcrow: Do you ever want to talk to someone REALLY BAD but you have nothing to say to reasonably start a conversation and you don’t actually want to do any talking you just want them to talk at you because you like them a whole fucking lot?
Our parents don't actually know what we go through.
shamamae: milaninthemaking: dirtyvodkaa: god-has: jadednightshade: This video is amazing. You’re beautiful, Allison, even without your hair. First cancer video woo! For my subscribers who don’t actually know me, the reason I’m bald is because
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