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I don’t think I could take a normal gif if I could I’m so sorry. I got an influx of followers, so I figured I’d introduce myself again. Hello! My name is Donnie. I’m a twenty-two year old grad student from New Jersey. I
chriscappuccino replied to your post “tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit…” Cranberry extract can actually cure a UTI! Plus i recommend taking it for preventative measures, too. You can get it anywhere that sells
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gravitationaltimothy: Don’t date me, not even once
thetrainticket: I basically have two sets of headcanons - The “what the author was probably actually thinking” And “screw you my idea is way better”
sirseph: nathan is actually the best
p-3a: I made some graphics that sum up how I feel about queer headcanons! If you don’t see your flag here & would like one with it on then please message me and I’ll make you one!! I hope the text is legible…
I have two SOs and I don’t think I really have any couple cosplays lined up with them.
wind-upkate replied to your post “big surprise, special education teachers don’t actually listen to the…” do you like thai iced tea? can I bring you a thai iced tea thursday? (I may or may not skip on wednesday to have some time to do my
I’m finally working four days a week now, so I actually have some money?????? I’m saving as much as I can, but I allowed myself to buy some candles and hand sanitizer and I’m like WHOAAAA HOLD UP YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
I’m actually furious that the fifteen year old who posted that PSA about the Tumblr Pro video is now getting a ton of shitty death threats and transphobia via ask box. I just… that’s a fucking kid. A FIFTEEN year old kid. My students
jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf: jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf: PLEASE WATCH THIS AMV I DON”T CARE IF YOU DONT” LIKE FREE OR ATTACK ON TITAN IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS ENTIRE THING YOU ARE MISSING OUT get this on tumblr radar
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” horrendous mpreg!!! im pretty sure there’s a BL manga where they actually put some kind of worm/parasite thing up cis dude’s
publius-esquire: *points to Alexander Hamilton* That’s a bisexual*stuffy straight men* Why do you got to read queerness into everything…no bisexuals before 1970s…it’s just a bromance…he had like a million kids…tearing the moral fabric of
forgivensam: Eliot Spencer + text posts
thelockwolf: met doing laundry at 2am college au accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au picked up the wrong book when we bumped into each other college au hey exchange student why don’t you can come to mine for thanksgiving?? college
I’m so tired of people thinking they’re more open-minded than they actually are. This happens a lot at the school I’m working at. Teachers swear up and down that they are pro-choice or marriage equality, or other social issues, but
I saw a trans headcanon for Donatello from TMNT (who is called Donnie by the fandom, apparently??) and I actually said out loud, “I’m not a trans man!” before I realized that no, Donnie. People weren’t making trans headcanons
hauntedpamplemousse: Heads up— if something’s ~~problematic~~ against Jews, there’s a word for that. It’s antisemitic. You can say it. Antisemitic. You shouldn’t be afraid to stand up for Jews. Don’t hide behind that word that social justice
I actually had a great day at work today, but after a fic and a fanart featuring my favorite characters getting raped, I feel like absolute shit.
I actually have a meeting tomorrow morning with a parent, which I was discouraged enough over, because it is supposed to be done in 15 minutes and four teachers are supposed to speak during it. but now I’m like. not even interested in existing
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
when it rain it pours!!!!!!! figuratively and literally!!!!!!! 1) my department has been just told (halfway through the year) that we’re expected to perform a pretest, teach, and have a project focused on persuasive essays. so I basically have
queenconsuelabananahammock: agenderskeleton: asriels: for fuck’s sake i am so sick of admiring a female celebrity only for them to pull shit like this (source) Wow that’s not even “I don’t actually know what feminism mean” that’s just
wow I got so triggered by daredevil I legitimately feel ill? that’s New and Different.
maritimesarcophagus: I know next to nothing about Yowamushi Pedal, but Jin’s birthday was yesterday SO HERE HAVE A BEPSI KID AND STRONG EYEBROW GAMEwhat were their names again I’m sorry if I got their personalities off I don’t actually know what
leptys: leptys: you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels? i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic
elodieunderglass: anamatics: thevelvetdevil: smallercomfort: luchia13: hey guys psa regarding hospital bills don’t just pay it. do not automatically pay the hospital bill when you receive it. call your health insurance provider and POLITELY say,
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durbikins: blizzard: here’s funny ham ham people that don’t actually play Overwatch: @promiscuous-deer
outofcontextdnd:“Please don’t f*ck the demon. Again.” - me to the wizard.
theycallhimcake: papayaaaaaaaaa:Cake knows I don’t actually identify as the horse, but it’s more fun to think of it this way. it’s good either way
mightytinygiant: justakinkygiant: *forces a tiny to live in the hood of my clit and rub/lick it all hours of the day* I think about this a lot. I also think I wouldn’t be able to think while it was happening. So I want it, but I don’t actually want
luciddreamerash: I don’t just ship it. I it. omfg
pkthunders: FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS 20 | 50 - “Well… in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don’t. You’d think with all the problems in this world, there’d be more than two answers. It’s not fair…
dibeediboop: when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game
ingu: I don’t actually have any excuse for this. (original)
brenna: awwww-cute: Majestic as fuck (Source: http://ift.tt/1Na032x) I don’t recall seeing this photo before (at least not recently), and I hadn’t scrolled down to the caption yet. The thought in my head when I saw it was literally that is majestic
xojim: impactings: If you cheat on your partner you’re trash. I don’t care what the situation was because it doesn’t matter. Nobody deserves to fall asleep at night wondering why they weren’t enough. some of y’all seem like you haven’t been
prozdvoices: games where your choices don’t actually matter
cerastes: uss-edsall: Petition to end outdated alpha-beta pack male descriptions for sapient human beings who aren’t wolves While we are at it, let’s stop using alpha-beta descriptions for wolves as well since alpha wolves don’t actually exist and
batmanisagatewaydrug: thepixiepaige: batmanisagatewaydrug: napfa: batmanisagatewaydrug: I think we’re kind of starting to get away from this but have y’all noticed how in the vast majority of popular media, sex scenes don’t actually tend
teenageliteraryhedgehog: forgotaboutdrea: rnyfh: in this house we stan dionysus! #Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x) How do Greek Myths keep suprising
itsabirbthing: (Don’t actually let them take apart your computer)
bittersuggestion: You don’t actually mean that much to me I just enjoy being dramatic
seashellronan:no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: Doctor Who has left one the most story-driving options for companions untapped. 2 siblings. Where are they. And not siblings who don’t get along. Where are my ride-or-die Chaotic Siblings in the
prokopetz:I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.
slugbrain-thoughts:Yess girl slaaayyyyyy wait no stop don’t actually girl what are you doing what are you doing stop stop stop oh my god god no no he’s dead no no no oh my god girl what have you done
defekait: if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner
suicideangelkitten: Not a good pic, but I don’t actually care.
@mazokhist replied to your post “Literally (and I mean that in the actual definition of the word) the…” What sucks is that you’re not overreacting in the slightest and I have seen on way too many occasions people
gingermob: Indiana Jones Mystery Package “We don’t really even know how to start this post. Yesterday we received a package addressed to “Henry Walton Jones, Jr.”. We sort-of shrugged it off and put it in our bin of mail for student workers to
kunamathesilverfilly: archicide: a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora It’s their fedaura.
killfith: neongenesist: kyrigiris: it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted. This is it. This is the beginning
konpozaa: TWEWY is basically an extended “friends r good” speech that involved a zombie apocalypse, murder, betrayal, turning dead teenagers into Satan, and a glowing ball of disappointment realizing people don’t actually suck but only after murdering
hime1999: starspangledsexonlegs: aenariasbookshelf: shinykari: piratekayte: michaelbaileywriter: littlemoongoddess: marvelsagentcarter: an actual Peggy Carter starter pack (x) im getting that That’s all very nice, but frankly, I find it annoying
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