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henryclervals: forgotaboutdrea: rnyfh: in this house we stan dionysus! #Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x) the story continues
gunalter: Hi everyone. I hope you’re all well. I took a break today to make porn, or other porn then what I was working on. I don’t actually have that much to say, happy fapping and create something. Thanks to RedMenace for this kick ass Sheva and
khubleesi: dibeediboop: when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game I WAITED 10 SECONDS FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED
bampshi: quick, messy drawing of d.va from Overwatch i don’t actually play this game :’3 dat dva <3
donnie–barko: when you high-key have abandonment issues but gotta keep totally chill™ so they don’t actually leave you forever me ;u;
Welp, it’s the first time since 2001 that I have black friday off. And I don’t get paid again until next week.
snowsse: When so many newbies fell for the non-canon manga name that never becomes canon. I feel for you guys. But to be fair, this already happened to Yu Narukami and Makoto Yuki. It’s not unusual and was always expected. The manga names don’t actually
fuckheadmanip: [CLICK FOR FULL-SIZE] Triss demonstrating her magic skills. I don’t actually know if sorceresses in the Witcher universe can summon magical cocks from themselves, but I say they can.
inkaypoisoning: quick, messy drawing of d.va from Overwatch i don’t actually play this game :’3
limbostudiosid: Staaay Fresh! Callie & Marie, the Squid Sisters! I pumped them up a little, hope daddy Shigeru doesn’t mind too much (I don’t actually know if he had a part designing the Inkling species!) I basically did this with the two amiibo
it’s yours truly that smoothly, still sounds groovy, you can’t do me or diss me, don’t try to get with me, my style’s tricky, like spelling mississippi.
I always wanted a sequel to this, but some dreams just don’t come true.
I don’t actually mind the whole “getting dark early” thing because old people are afraid of the dark and I’m more comfortable at night
I don’t actually like Kingdom Hearts
DAMNIT JIM!
doctorhorrible: oh no i forgot you actually work with suit fabric lauren nO I AM SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN OH GOD #.i’m just imagining scenarios like the fabric for channing tatum or ellen degeneres or rdj#.only the label says
frivolouswhim: Sometimes I don’t even get how she can play Regina…
it’s not that i want all this attention paid to me, but it would be nice to have a little, and then maybe have an actual conversation. that would be lovely and it doesn’t help that i’m upset and just feeling stupidly insecure about
our cat, sebs, has like an infection in his eye and i keep having to put drops in there. it’s actually the worst i keep having to buy his love back with dreamies
kunamathesilverfilly: archicide: a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora It’s their fedaura.
defekait: if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner
shenanimation:I can explain! Just.. just don’t actually ask me to explain.
darkfiretaimatsu: They don’t actually do anything except live on you, but have you ever had JPG compression artifacts right next to your skin? It’s not comfortable! Darn it, Terry fleas! Get out of my Terrytory~ X3 *giggles* Poor thing~ Time for
askinquiry: ((I don’t actually take Magic Anons, but I figured that I’d at least draw a picture for this. xD Fun)) x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Music is a powerful tool, and the right song can get just about anypony just about anywhere~ I don’t actually know music, so just pretend those notes are legitimate and not some nonsense scribbles my mod made up. In fact, you should
darkfiretaimatsu: Fangirl dreams: where even princesses fear to tread~ It’s okay to think about invoking Nightmare Moon and turning your childhood tormentors inside out as long as you don’t actually act on it in real life, right~? xD!
xenithion: input-command hard at work (I don’t actually recommend wearing your products unless you work in apparel) Best of luck in your job, dude :3 x3
nearlyentertainment: I took a shower and realized afterwards that all my undies and pants are dirty. So I’m sitting here at my computer waiting for my clothes to be done like… Except I realized after drawing this that I don’t actually have a raging
vixenscratch: askscribbly: bluntcrusher: gonna die historic on the fury road Dolly’s ride in the Mad Max AU She’s a speed demon! (Sorry I don’t actually know anything about Mad Max but I thought Dolly on a lawnmower-bike would be cute/funny.
nurse-aurororora: this was from months ago, rough draft a comic i’m not sure i’ll ever finishhhhh mostly because i accidentally linked it to friends outside here then again i still don’t actually hate it so eh, who knows. made mostly because
roose-berry: cutiepearcy: Sorry, I don’t actually understand, what do you mean :с I hope at least I haven’t fucked up This is fine dear. ^ω^ and your art is adorable yes yes X3
darkfiretaimatsu:I don’t actually know much about what ticks were like in Ancient Rome, but I’m still skeptical about how much comedy you can derive from this~ I better put these guys away somewhere before Beep feeds on them. Or they feed on Beep.
askthecookies:Translucid: We definitely have to meet at some point. And do a ghost slumber party. … I don’t actually know what ghosts do for fun. x3
feretta:We don’t actually have subways here, so no, this is not personal experience. :p But it’s cute none the less. Mmfh, rub a little harder ;3 x:
Really want/ need to get laid. Really don’t want to shave everything that getting laid would entail.
wearebattlerobots: i um. i don’t actually watch adventure time… but i see a lot of stuff about this episode on tumblr. sooo here is a keychain yep
#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers I can’t tell where Chris ends and Steve begins.
onac911: Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party I don’t know what’s more funny to me, the “I’ll set up the game system!” panels or the Loki sucks power on the door.
yesterdayisadisgrace: OMG THERE WAS A HUGE STORM WHERE I LIVE AND A TREE FELL SO I SENT A PICTURE IN TO THE NEWS ‘CAUSE THEY ASK FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT AND I DON’T SORT MY PICTURES INTO FOLDERS AND I ACCIDENTLY SENT THEM THIS:
vileplumage replied to your post: I don’t actually know who would be my top five… is your favorite…idk…/Iron Man/?? NOOOOO! NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS MY SECRETS.
A guy in my diversity class complained about how using they as a gender neutral pronoun is ~grammatically incorrect and he added “SORRY, I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT GUY…” Uh. Well done, dude. You were that guy. Good job.
eridans-plush-rump: catbountry: soul-dracula: A PHOTOSET MADE FOR ME Crabs don’t give a fuck. cancer.
devalina: cresscross: “This generation will be permanently depressed and will be on a lower path of income for probably all of their life — and at least the next 10 years,” says Rutgers professor Cliff Zukin, a senior research fellow at the university’s
gyzym: ithilien: so that’s where all the wine goes. WOW I ACTUALLY CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ALL THE FEELINGS THIS GIVES ME. WOW. WOW.
Sooo, I took a picture that I was wearing something saucy and I don’t hate it? I put it under a cut, because no one should have to see this unless they want to. Also, Graham looks super duper adorable to my left. I was just like idk idk it was
starkoholic: I…don’t actually know why I made this
hvit-ravn-deactivated20181206: irishwoman asked you: Could you possibly draw a fili and kili who actually survived the battle of five armies but kili’s wounded with an arrow in his back, so he takes his shirt off and fili has to pull the arrow out
kyuubikun: You can tell how sick i feel by how much many seizures my draws induce shh let me have my undesirable weird aus and bright paints—ignore me I am actually really curious about this AU looking at this piece :O I’d love to learn
NOT GREAT, BOB
emerypuddinglee replied to your post: I didn’t choose the bara life, the bara life chose… omg I giggled Emery, I actually can’t. All I want are baras.
nentindo-deactivated20210501: who don’t believe in anything
plimpysoup: A WiP I’m, well, working on :D I’m really happy with the lineart, and am excited to finish colouring! I have MAJOR hand cramp now, after, like, 7 hours of drawing! Not sure I can actually straighten my fingers :D You should be proud,
It’s been three years. I don’t really know what I’m supposed to say about this? I feel as though I hit any kind of milestone and I’m usually really surprised that 1. I have been alive that long and 2. People tolerate me long
I love ooihcnoiwlerh’s icon, because when we talk they’re usually super heated and into it, even though their icon is this super happy looking One Piece character.
kellysue: I’ve got three things I’ve got to get turned in today, two kids to get fed and dressed and a bag to pack and a flight to catch, so I can’t respond to this the way I’d like, but I’m putting it here so I don’t forget. I also need
I’m Kyoko Sakura today at AnimeNEXT! I’ll be with some other fantastic puellas, so don’t hesitate to say hi!
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
rurouniidoru: Seriously, you don’t want me photographing your anything. PMMM Meetup part twooo No this collection’s great because you didn’t catch me being unable to snarl at my Sayaka during the face off pics. Thanks for taking photos
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