im not that drunk
NSFW Tumblr
find im not that drunk on porn pin board
im not that drunk clips
My New Years was spent getting drunk with family and discovering that I am not terrible at pool despite not playing for years.
I feel this more than anything right now hahaha
xxx tumblr
Oh, dear. Looks like Dora had another rough night, kids. Poor lil’ explorer. ~Bunny
nadaimporta: One should always be drunk. That’s the great thing; the only question. Not to feel the horrible burden of Time weighing on your shoulders and bowing you to the earth, you should be drunk without respite. Drunk with what? With wine, with
Actress Jessie Wallace Nipple Slip Moments Jessie Wallace is not able to hold down her booze and she ends up getting drunk while she is out in town with her friends. She does not notice that her nipple slips out of her dress and she just stares into
What horse shit, yeah, as we all know when a woman is drunk she is not responsible for her actions, thats why we dont arrest people for DUI because they cant be responsible for their own actions if they run over 10 people!! there are drunk up there ass!an
feministingforchange:unite4humanity:I want to know why NO ONE is talking about this?!?! Some initial claims were that he was drunk. He was NOT. Source We also saw stories that he had a fake ID. He did not, according to the latest sources. No fake ID
usbdongle: me: “i’m not drunk” me: *somehow typos “pheromone” as “hemisphere” on a computer that does NOT have autocorrect*
enterracial: If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all the messages.
foryourusemistress: I Was a Police Officer Today, I will not answer the radio call that your boyfriend has come home drunk and is beating you again. Today I will not answer the radio call that your 16 year old daughter, who is very responsible, is
hotwifelana: When I got home from shopping I was shocked to find my hubby and some of his friends already drunk before dinnertime. I didn’t expect him to be home at all and certainly not drunk like that. Even in the daytime and in my regular clothes
Drunk me is not prepared to deal with the, surprisingly good, decisions that they have made.
What’s more fun than not getting proper sleep at night?- Not getting proper sleep at night because your (most likely) drunk junkie brother has no idea that working people need sleep at nights and thus insists on texting you about shit that happened
chibibuizel: bunearyk: chibibuizel: azuraracon: So are we not going to talk about the fact that Bulbasaur and meowth are both drunk? we sure aren’t we aren’t talking about koffing eating that with no hands that’s right
Thinking back to when I was a kid the way I felt most of the time was almost drunk. Im not sure if it was my medication. You know the stereotype of the drunk asshole hitting on people and making them uncomfortable? That’s how I see myself when I tried
I feel like im that friend that everyone uses when they need someone to listen to them. Be it either sober drunk sad happy etc. But when ever I speak I’m that annoying friend who should just not say anything. I’m the perfect listener but
methlabrador: one time i was really drunk and i made a post on tumblr that said “i cant believe im not butter” and now that post has 15,800 notes and that is why you shouldnt really care about internet popularity
feministingforchange: unite4humanity:I want to know why NO ONE is talking about this?!?! Some initial claims were that he was drunk. He was NOT. Source We also saw stories that he had a fake ID. He did not, according to the latest sources. No fake ID
dylanships: heathyr: bowie28: Posey had to pee and Dylan was being the best bro (x) #I feel like that’s not pee #I feel like they’re actively getting drunk #i’ve reblogged this so many times and that’s the first time i realized that’s
drunk-terminator: not only Sakamoto is the only man that made fun of both Gintoki and Takasugi and survived, he also puked on them what is this man is he a legend
revolutionarykoolaid: If you not rocking with ALL of us, stop saying #BlackLivesMatter. That means the crackhead down the street, the girl working the pole, your drunk uncle, not just the “respectable doctor,” your pharmacist, and that sweet old
boobsgames: Alice’s cleavage need some attention :)Just some quick edits. I’m a bit drunk, so i’m not sure if it looks ok or not :D My patreon page that I created today
thingstolovefor: This is one of those stories that you will not see on TV. A black guy risks his life not while drug dealing or a hold-up, but protecting unfamiliar women from rape. Going alone against group of drunk men who have certain plans for the
bbincumming-always: templeofcum: You’re Straight Roommate broke up with his girlfriend and he’s a drunk, broken wreck? Take advantage of that. Get him even more drunk.Comfort him. Manipulate him. Then … BREED his drunk Straight ass. He might not
bigbrotharay: hooycreskaaa: nignamednevin: that was fucken deep <3 ohp. Fuck, i hate guys like that. not just cheaters. but guys that take advantage of drunk girls? like wtf….thats fucked up……idk why but im mad ahaha i cried.
troioikelley: bigbrotharay: hooycreskaaa: nignamednevin: that was fucken deep <3 ohp. Fuck, i hate guys like that. not just cheaters. but guys that take advantage of drunk girls? like wtf….thats fucked up……idk why but im mad ahaha i cried.
drunk-on-books: “You were not surprised to find yourself ill adapted to the world, but it did surprise you that the world had produced a being who now lived in it as a foreigner. Do plants commit suicide? Do animals die of helplessness? They either
coldghosts: tooprettyforfeminism: I’m not the girl who spends hours putting on makeup. I’m not the girl who’s so desperate to lose her virginity that she gets her heart broken. I’m not the girl who’s always drunk at parties. I’m the girl
letsdpbro: heusedmywife: I’m so drunk baby, fucking use me.. Wow babe you really are drunk - that’s not even me! I’m over her filming my buddy using you!
denied-and-dripping: There. All nicely strapped down and immobile. Heh… you’re not going anywhere until I let you. And that might not be for quite some time. See, I hear from one of your close friends that you recently got drunk at a party and
only-yesmeans-yes: Why is it so difficult to understand that if someone is raped or molested, it’s not their fucking fault. Whether they’re drunk, high, wearing no clothes, or too young to even know what’s going on, it’s not their fucking fault.
yeahstr82gay: Steve’s chuckles and happy coos washed over Derick like sweet absolution. He likes it. He likes it. He likes it … . In his own half-drunk state, Derick did not register that Steve may not have liked it so much had he been less wasted
fedswatching: chibibuizel: bunearyk: chibibuizel: azuraracon: So are we not going to talk about the fact that Bulbasaur and meowth are both drunk? we sure aren’t we aren’t talking about koffing eating that with no hands that’s right bruh
justanothermom2014: No son, Mom is not drunk…..well not on alcohol….I’m drunk on that big fat dick of yours that I’ve seen….here are two of my holes…your choice….but put your big dick in one of them…now….before I change my mind….if
thatstoutkid: I hate your bad tattoos and your second-hand stories; those anecdotes that grew old last month. I hate the way you move when you’re drunk and try dancing. It’s not sexy. It’s just keeping us up and I’m just not fond of anyone,
megandmrbig: Wish I was the kind of girl that Big wanted all the time, not just when he wants drunk, high, kinky fuckery. If you weren’t you’d still be my fb not my girlfriend
jjessejames: chibibuizel: bunearyk: chibibuizel: azuraracon: So are we not going to talk about the fact that Bulbasaur and meowth are both drunk? we sure aren’t we aren’t talking about koffing eating that with no hands that’s right So you
tonight i have got like 10 drunk “you are awesome"s and 100 drunk "i love you"s and it’s not even 11pm. shit that happens when i go home for a weekend. i told my friend to give the phone to a sober person and then she told
canadad: im having a hard time believing that younger children are not perpetually drunk
blackpeoplebp: Yes I’m a perv…but I do not agree or condone non consensual sex by anyone! I respect that no means no, a safe word is meant to keep everyone safe, and being drunk is not a substitute for a ‘yes’. Reblog if you agree.
⁶𓅓Trey⁶𓅓
templeofcum: You’re Straight Roommate broke up with his girlfriend and he’s a drunk, broken wreck?Take advantage of that. Get him even more drunk.Comfort him. Manipulate him.Then … BREED his drunk Straight ass.He might not know it, but it’s what
drunk-elf: vaporyze: fawun: People always think that when you sleep together, there’s always something that is happening in between the sheets and the bed. But let me tell you, It’s not always like that. The feeling of actually hugging each other
butterklumpen: I’m drunk and I am really fond of this picture so I wanted to show it to you even though it might not be the best idea but it’s nothing special and only my boob so nobody really cares anyway(let me add that it is obviously not the
depresanesfreetime: “A surprising new part of the field sobriety test requires you to not sing along to Linkin Park to prove you’re not drunk.” Lol, I would fail that test even while being sober.
fantasticloveblowjob: thepastywhiteredhead: mylittlebeauties: Found her drunk and on her bed .. that naked pussy for Unc to see … and that cute ass. Decided time to take that ass of her’s … and it sure woke her up … and not shy about drinking
lonelyflorist: cryingoverswarto: She’s so much more than that drunk girl on the internet. I may or may not have started crying halfway through this.
leatherlacedbass: *power levels over 9000* I’ve been waiting a long time to use that reference lol thank u all! But I wanted to post these for one other reason, DO NOT GET DRUNK AND BDSM. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE GET MASOCHISTIC/etc WHEN DRINKING BUT
