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If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all
sh4des-sfm: Dick Drunk Every time I want to animate and don’t know who to use, I default to Harley. Not that it’s a bad thing :) 1080p  WebM 1080p  Gyfcat Patreon
I was going to question the gray girl and her dick since you know I question so much, but then the pink girl’s hair started to melt. And I’m thinking that’s not normal, but then, I missed that she was pink too. At this point, humans
cunt-lapper: “Sis.. um, what are you doing in my bed?” “I’m shit-faced little brother. And before you ask, no, absolutely not, I will not let you stick your cock in me. I don’t think I’m that drunk, so don’t worry. But I can’t guard you
My co-worker, Sally, is the biggest flirt in the office. She loves to tease but tells everyone that she is happily married and would never cheat on her husband. One evening at an after-work party we all got pretty drunk. I asked her if she would like
Your wife said that she invited you to come to our toga-party with her and you said: “Naw, I’m not going to hang around with those losers. I’m going to stay home and watch the game.” Don’t expect her home tonight, asshole.
tinyboxtim: ((that’s not a drunk sound, mark, that’s an octodad sound, like seriously))
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elbatmansfm: Lilith really shouldn’t try to port people when she’s drunk…you never know where they may end up…not that Moxxi is complaining. ;) Probably my two favourite models…great examples of female curvature. It’s still anal, but I
paternalstranger: If she’s too drunk to realize you’re not her boyfriend, you might as well do your best to give her a nine month reminder not to get that drunk again.
“Rosaline Marie,” “Yez, David? (we’re sho formalll lol)” *yessss “Did you just kick your shoes off?” “Maaaaaaybe? *hic*” “I am not getting that.” “Davvieeee what if I rep! *hic* C'mon
Somewhere out there, my friends are packing essential beach stuff for our trip to Bora and I’m here drunk-packing my favorite boys with dad and worrying about whether or not they have wifi at the hotel. Hi guys! I’ll be away from my tablet
johntjo96: jake2bb: Darren warned Brad; “Do not get drunk at Billy’s house, he’ll have his way with you.” Did he listen? Well lets say that he took it as an invitation vs a warning. Hey everyone, this is me getting fucked, if you repost it
faggotwhispererr: dorichap: harajukubarbii: One of those Actresses who didn’t suffer from the child star syndrome.. and that you never hear anything negative about, she is a true definition of a Role Model, she has no record, not seen drunk
canadad: im having a hard time believing that younger children are not perpetually drunk
Hungover Undyne! (Not pictured: Alphys busting a blood vessel). Edited because I fixed a fuck-up. No one will ever know!A less SFW version under the cut… What would she be like as a drunk?
300 followers? Thank you guys so much! Did I mention I love you guys? Let’s celebrate. On down. This time, I decided on ponies because, well, why not? And included in this picture are characters of some of the pony blogs that really inspire me.
qthorn: sometimes you just have to scratch that stupid, stupid itch /casually loses any and all followers/ an idiotic homage to the best tumblr ever and an anime that i really need to watch bringin’ dis back
My vibrator died while I was trying to cum, so that’s lit. Not as drunk now, but definitely still horny
nervous little punk boy
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
cutecutejames:uncle-beanbag:That jump is the funniest shit it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
leatherlacedbass: *power levels over 9000* I’ve been waiting a long time to use that reference lol thank u all! But I wanted to post these for one other reason, DO NOT GET DRUNK AND BDSM. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE GET MASOCHISTIC/etc WHEN DRINKING BUT
lol…. Im not even sure Id still be pissed off after reading that..
ofspacecurls “ It was either that of the despicable cop costume. You would be more… obvious in that than you would have in this cute
Drunk me is not prepared to deal with the, surprisingly good, decisions that they have made.
“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel
So I met a porn star. Don’t mind my extremely drunk face.
I have an HC that Ivan has big mood swings when he’s drunk; So Alfred has to either deal with him being extremely angry about virtually nothing, or obsessively loving.
docislegend: spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
kingcheddarxvii: How can you trust anything a professional wine taster says if you can’t be sure that they’re not just drunk You’re actually not supposed to swallow wine when wine tasting, you’re supposed to spit it out.
Since I notices I was wearing a different pokemon shirt I figured I should post a pic with the one I wear to bed at night. I also put on pants. Except fot the pants and the hat this os pretty much how I sleep every night. That T shirt is literally for
wow, this looks INVITING!!!! I just spent like 15 minutes making my bed with my new sheets and it didn’t take that long because I’m drunk, I’ve just always had trouble making a bed for some reason because the corners of the fitted sheet
A good way to k kw if your drunk or not is to thin k about where you are going to pee. If out the window is more appealing that ln in the bathroom right next to your room, you may be drunk
jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017: First divorce: Wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: Said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: They shouldn’t let you get married when you’re that drunk and have stuff
bzehburger: bzehburger: Looks like Aqualine had way too much to drink, she absorbs alcohol really easy, not that i’m complaining honestly, Even drunk she’s a sweetheart. <3 Afternoon <3
alltheextrastuff: It’s no secret that I enjoy alcohol. But here is something you might not know: I really do not enjoy being drunk and I really do not enjoy drunk people. Me too!
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
thepowerofgrunge: how can you not love drunk eddie? Was I the only one who was impressed by the fact that they still sounded pretty awesome for all being drunk as hell?
The other night when I got really drunk, I decided to write as much as I could and I actually wrote a LOT, and I actually really loved what I wrote. What scared me is that I titled it with another character’s name and scene so today I tried finding
One of those actresses who didn’t suffer from the child star syndrome.. and that you never hear anything negative about, she is a true definition of a Role Model, she has no record, not seen drunk coming out of the clubs or not throwing bitch
stachionalgeographic: canadad: im having a hard time believing that younger children are not perpetually drunk “Ha ha”
justvisiting-bowie: bowiesexuality:I am not even that drunk but I am having so much fun just listening and dancing to David Bowie! mooD
George Watsky- ‘Drunk Text Message to God’ “Don’t fall asleep yet! Contrary to popular belief, that’s not where dreams get accomplished.”
What part of I love you are you not getting? Do you not know how much it kills me to see you with another girl? Do you not understand how much I want you to tell me to stop seeing other guys. How can you not know that yours is the name on my lips before
OMFG, I’m drunk! Here’s some pics of me (finally)!!!!! If you’re all good (and I’m drunk again soon) I might even post some semi-nsfw pics of me! 😜
i’m super pumped because lindsey is gonna be here tomorrow and cj will be here on friday! AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SATURDAY! LINDSEY LETS PLAY BY MY POOL! also, check that subtle cleavage. i did that shit on purpose.
THE ONLY DANGER ASSOCIATED WITH BEING SHITFACED DRUNK ANY PERSON REGARDLESS OF GENDER OR AGE SHOULD WORRY ABOUT IS IF THEY WILL HURT THEMSELVES /NOT/ THAT SOMEONE ELSE MORE COHERENT WILL ASSAULT THEM
missamantha: Not that drunk, St. George trip. Ryan Muirhead.
mahakavi: I hate alcohol culture and I especially hate when my friends are caught up in it. I hate that drinking is seen as a rite of passage, and I hate that turning 21 in the US means you have to publicly declare and prove that you love alcohol by
I have a really drunk guy in my bed that keeps throwing up & I just want to go to sleep but not next to him so I’m gonna stay up all night. Someone talk to me please?
frigginconfused: AYYY another Palette & Expression Meme, look at that. You may have to zoom in for details lol. 81 Expressions and 50 Palettes, go nuts guys. Reposting anywhere but tumblr is okay with credit.I personally will not be taking requests
sakura-fraust: @eeveeskirata @ruby-cookie-rose I’m not that drunk and I’m not sorry at all
ahahaha I hope I’m not that bad..
liz-pls replied to your post: so apparently i play cock… I’d totally play cod with you if I could but I don’t own black cocks 2 :c i have a feeling that i’m better at multiplayer while SOMEWHAT drunk but not super drunk so perhaps this
Lmao I’ve had a bad day so I went and got drunk
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
