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hvndredpercent:Human, behave yourself,you have burst at the seams. Let it allfallout, open your mouth. Often I lie wide awake, think of things I can make, but I don’t seem to have the partstobuild them. Human, I wonder why you’re a better make than
It’s only been a week since the trailer and from what we know we got 5 months left until the release (10th November). I’m usually never hyped about stuff, but this, I can’t fucking wait for this!I just want to go and freeze myself until the release
kinkygal312: You guys didn’t get it in time, but I’m feeling generous so here it is lol. #kinkygal
daddys-slave-cunt: Hey everyone. So, I’m pretty disappointed in myself - I only kept it in for an hour and a half. My cunt felt fine but when I was sitting at my desk my lips kept getting pinched pretty hard and so my Daddy told me I could remove it
apolkadotnerd: xxladybugdisney: ahtheneverendingpossibilities: hiddles-unchained: theverylastofhiskind: paging-doctorfaggot: THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE FREAKING MOVIE IT’S JUST THE CLEANNESS OF IT ALL I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM POLISHING
It’s timeto Cherish your Blessings.
marionisamuffin: pleasantandcain: fromladytolifter: candidlycara: dance-in-the-shadows: gracediamondsfear: wifeyknowsbest: whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn.
Can I just get fucked roughly and then call it a day?
cecilysoo: true that. It’s so hard not to.
chefpyro: I like this little moment. Because it shows that Amethyst understands Peridot. She knows at this point that Peridot is simply bitter and irritable in nature, and not to hold it against her. She asks a question, Peridot responds with a bitter
It’s like if you hear a knock at the door and check to see who it is and nobody’s there but they keep knocking and knocking and knocking…
I ordered take out, I’m so pumped I hope I can stomach it
yeah-thats-not-it:flustered and embarrassed girls are literally my favorite
nocturnaljourneyman: austrias-panties: paranoid-rhythm: jungobakoba: eyecandybutts: damedaniel: did-you-kno: Source hot dads for all MOVES TO JAPAN god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they
It pisses me off when friends come over because all my family does is point out my flaws and compares them to me
just fyi its almost 4pm and i still havent used the bathroom…i just been wetting myself all day….>////< i really am omo trash i think i should do a challenge and not use the potty all day just to see if i can do it…
When I’m older I think I want to be a prison counselor. I have the ability to show compassion to the vilest of people and I think it would be best for our shared universal energy to be someone who can help the bad energy in a person turn to good energy,
what white people can do to protect muslims tomorrow: 9/11 edition
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
nethersonq:bogleech:It’s said that a giraffe’s kick can actually knock a lion’s head completely off and I’m sorry but every way I picture that is like the funniest thing in the entire world i’m so sorry
eluneis: yotoob: ymirsbian: counterpunches: planetofgreeneyesxxx: MAGNUM’S NEW COMMERCIAL VIDEO. I AM CRYING SO ARE YOU #so wonderfully unnecessary for an ice cream commercial #i LOVE IT #well if it’s gonna be extra might as well
it’s tradition, mr spock this is the first time i drew bones i think oh nooo
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
“Can I just say, traveling with you, I love it.” “Me too.”
warpfactory: why be homophobic when you can be hydrophobic
It's my birthday!
perpetual-loser: iguanamouth: perpetual-loser: iguanamouth: a jurassic park reboot with the dinosaurs replaced by land before time characters Did I take it too far? I took it too far didn’t I?…
It’s almost pathetic how happy trans*!Armin-related fanwork makes me.
armin chapter 49 stuff I still don’t find what Armin did as distressing as everyone else????? I mean, it’s not… nice by any means….. but he’s trying to save his friend and accessing a really nasty part of himself to
mortante: “I’m getting sick of being a ghost no one can hurt me but no one will kiss me either”
It’s late as fuck BUT Imma give E4 a go, few times. To see is my team shitty or can it manage already. @w@;
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antivian: INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open. This shit is dope. No, you may not enter my room. This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try. WANT.
It took me many times hearing it in many different shows and movies before I realized that “aluminium” in British English is “aluminum” in American. Despite the similar spellings they sound quite different. I felt pretty dumb once
it confuses me when people who don’t tag their posts reblog those posts urging people to tag posts or complaining about people not tagging Like…do they not realize they’re not tagging their posts? Or do they just think it doesn’t
It smells like the ocean outside. It’s nice
noussommeslessquelettes: I’m really curious guys… reblog this and put in the tags how many years you’ve been in the YGO fandom and how you got introduced to it
mom0chan: senpaisgay: I had posted this before, but it was on my other account. Must again. i love how misaki gets irritated but he knows he loves every minute of it ;)
imflain: Quick request for god-of-debaucheryGfycat Webm Ah! I forgot about that! Look everyone, It’s for me! I think that sketchysecchiscribbles can figure out who this little lady is.
disco-tea:curly-cottage-girl: beggars-opera: New York and Chicago people need to calm down and agree in the solidarity that Rhode Island style pizza is the absolute worst me reading the notes: okay come on guys it can’t be THAT bad…me looking
gallifreyanconsultingdetective: dianeraeb: siriuus: do action movies know they can have more than one female character Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and
banshees: metalbatteryzone: Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that? Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya,
It's Just Sex
CAN YOU NOT
cloudedhues: honestly the only thing that can top this…*slides square enix a five-dollar bill* BRINGBACKSTELLAFORXV
bemusedlybespectacled: ravenclawslibrary: frosty-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: kitkatkatee: thelegendofelectraheart: NO FUCK WHY …. it took me a couple seconds.. DO NOT cAN YOU NOT? umm OUCH excuse you
masteradept: skoomapipe: mikalhvi: dorenarox: ultrafacts: simplyfascinating: saxitlurg: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean,
It’s almost 1pm and I haven’t eaten anything, only had water and a small bit of preworkout to wake me up and to study for the CPA. I can sense that I’m kinda hungry but i don’t wanna eat anything, and my dad brought me out half of this sandwich
Can we talk about this horrendous person for like one moment? They are the Donald Trump of Tumblr. All they do is insult people who read or write fanfiction. I mean you have the right to your opinion, but like Trump, it doesn’t really matter to anyone
general-illyrin:general-illyrin:How many side blogs do you have?01-56-1011-1516-2021-2526-3031-3536-4041+See ResultsIf you vote, please reblog so it can reach more people. (I wouldn’t normally ask, but this is a serious poll that I am genuinely
OR JUST DON’T ASK AND DON’T DO IT THANK YOU
novice-heartbreaker: Reminder: A relationship can still be unhealthy even if love is invovled. A friendship can still be unhealthy even if love is invovled. Sometimes our feelings aren’t enough, and we still need to recognize the signs of an unhealthy
gaporter: kawaikunaii: dimsumbao: thesherlockedshire: The Hobbit. Something looks different. I CAN’T EVEN. OH FUCK I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF I’M CHOKING Bombur isn’t Nick Cage…
screengeniuz: prettysunsets: katrinapavela: spectaclesinscript: And you are reblogged again. For the obvious. Can’t not reblog this. In fact it’s a gladiator crime if you don’t. This is a mandtory reblog. Gah!
rwby-rose: how can anybody function i’m just a puddle rn waiting for rwby i can’t take this i’m so excited i’m gonna shove crescent rose up my ass i am so fucking hype do not shove the hugh caliber sniper scythe up your ass.
I’m trying to eat before the episode but I’m so excited that I literally can’t
Can it be winter so I can take boiling hot showers 😭
Please take this horrible drawing bye!(can-not-think-of-a-proper-name)oh shitfrom…from when her fingers were taken baby no
can spider-man take pain?look, unless he’s shot lethally, sliced apart, totally crushed, or endures other over the top things that would kill a beast of a superhuman, he can pick himself up just fine. he’s always been mostly a loner, so he’s USED
It’s been a while since the last time I posted some art here on tumblr, but I felt like saying something about the fuss over She-Ra’s rebootIf someone’s here been missing me, you can go follow me on my FB / Twitter / Blog / IG