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homoincest: Dad called me in to his study, and put a box of condoms down on the desk, right in front of me. “It’s time we had a talk, man to man,†he said. “You’re old enough know that you know what your cock is for, and I’m going to teach
club-ace: makeitstoopid: Yo! Nintendo, i have other great ideas. call me! https://www.patreon.com/izra You know, Pepe will fall after one or two punches, a good hit on his glove and he is down, awesome concept, so funny
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bravo44: CMT almost always kept him late just before the weekends. I told him the same thing every time he called me to tell me that I’d have to keep the proverbial porchlight on. “You take your time. I know how to keep myself up for you.”
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You kissed your wife all along her inner thigh until you reached her pussy. She knew you wanted to lick her and said, “you know he has fucked me less than an hour ago, don’t you?” As you started kissing her pussy, you heard her call
whitebodybabe:lurkerdb:Your wife:OH SHIT. Youre home so early honey.You:Malik called me while you were changing.Your wife:Oh Well, um, it turns out you were right on both counts. Malik is REALLY hung and he REALLY wanted to fuck me.You:I know. He told
wifedatepics: Honey, Bill called and had to see me during lunch today. His stupid GF had not blown him in a week so he really needed me. Please dont be mad about me taking off my wedding ring… I said OK as long as you got a video.You know how he gets
imyourxpassenger: I have never been the most confident girl. Yes i know I’m big, thick, fat, curvy, whatever you want to call it, I have some extra pounds on me. My most recent relationship ended when after 3 years of being with me he said, “maybe
sissyterri: cumversatile: when people ask you who your first fuck was - do they expect you to know a name? it was at an ABS, it was dark, he called me son, I took his load. Wish he was in me !
Your dad called and said he missed his flight and would be home tomorrow night. Since I’m already dressed for dinner, why don’t you eat me, son? You know how I hate to let things go to waste. Maybe later we can invite your sister over for
i-will-call-you-sir: What better way to welcome him home than to show him how much he was missed. Later, he will let me know how much he missed me too.
secretprincess9312: domstoryteller: You got all dressed up, waiting to pick your boyfriend up from work to take him out to dinner. Call him and tell him you’ll be late. This belongs to me and you know the rules. You’re my slut. He doesn’t get
jammer1027: This little shit knows exactly what he’s doing…LOL! Only reblogging this because a follower I like asked me to (He knows im dissapointed in him)Zach “Stop Calling Me Gay!” Rance
My heart just broke a little. I told my 5 year old nephew to come sit down so we can talk about something serious. I said “ You know how I call you Booboo and you call me Booboo?” Lately I have sensed he was growing out of it and that
club-ace: makeitstoopid: Yo! Nintendo, i have other great ideas. call me! https://www.patreon.com/izra You know, Pepe will fall after one or two punches, a good hit on his glove and he is down, awesome concept, so funny lol XD
grover3: Keep sucking faggot. This caller knows I routinely have my assistants blow me during business calls. You’ll be expected to blow him too when we have our next meeting. He wants me to rate you so you better give me a good blow
miss-jessiie: Okay guys, this is going too fucking far. Many of you know about a certain someone called Blazsword right? This guy, who has been harassing me and Sprite-Ponies aka Alex for months on end, just because he got removed from a skype group.
cumversatile: When people ask you who your first fuck was - Do they really expect you to know a name? It was at an Adult Book Store, it was dark, he called me son, I took his load. More about me here.
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
supermoclel: jgarv: supermoclel: a brony called me unattractive that’s right he called me ugly because i have hair on my legs You know what I find unattractive? Narcissism, fishing for compliments, refusing to believe that someone finds
musingmemes: jealous / possessive meme “ you’re mine. you hear me? ” “ were you with him/her? ” “ why is she/he calling you? ” “ do they know we’re together? ” “ were you with him/her? ” “ i don’t want
sgbabette: Hello arseholes who call me a whore when i reject your propositions. All i can say is, you’re sour cuz you ain’t getting to touch these babies :) meanwhile i can’t wait to cuddle up with (S)omeone who shows me absolute respect; he knows
clientsfromhell: I worked on a card set for a corporation. I sent a proof to the client, and he calls me about 10 minutes later.Client: Hey! I’ve received the proof, and I just want to let you know that you’re seriously the shit. You’re the shit.Me: Oh,
get to know metagged by @0mnigul (ooo thank u !)Rules: Tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know betterName: samNickname: call me whatever you want daddyGender: transfeminine male (they/he/she?? i dont mind)Star sign: leoHeight: 185cmSexual orientation:
sierraslinger: spoken-not-written: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating
LOLA buddy of mine (cop) just pulled over one of the guys I hang out with on /o/, who has a Rem and Ram vynil all over his car, and he calls me“Hey you know a guy called Illegal Tender?”“Yeah Tendies”“Yeah I just pulled him over”“NO WAY”“Yeah
uncensoredpleasure: “You know why I don’t fuck him every day, cuck? It’s not like he doesn’t beg me to do it. He texts and calls me every single day, groveling to have my dick inside him, he’s on my beck and call…..no, I know I can have him
chuuuuuunky: misstaylorsaid: emocharlieisorange: just-call-me-vendetta: mellybelafonte: Omg💕❤️😩❤️ Steven Jordan is a musical genius who let his dick fuck up his life. Reblogging for the last caption he’s a scorpio so you know,
rape-fetish: I mockingly called this guy I recently met “big daddy” yesterday and today he walked up to me and randomly informed me he’s now single … so, you know what that means? His girlfriend is finally on the market
bobbijocumdump: sinsnthings: I wish the office could be this much fun everyday! Hi honey. I just wanted to call and let you know I got that bonus I was asking for. Yes, he’s giving it to me right now. Hold on a sec honey. Oh, I’m back honey.
5scondsofphan: So today my brother called me a “feminist” as if it was an insult and i yelled back “HELL YEAH, I´M ONE, I BET YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS” and 30 minutes after he enters my room with a dictionary in hand and just
iridessence: thenapturalone: stevohendrix: thighsweat: I’ve only heard my dad cry twice. Once when Obama got elected and just now when he called me over the phone… You know what he said to me? He told me that as much as he wanted grandkids,
synchronizedlovers: sealsthedeals replied to your post: “the first boy who calls me cute I will end up marrying”: At least make him buy you pizza. That’s how you know he’s a keeper.
castiel-left-his-mark-on-me:I love how Cas can just unload on Dean like this. Hell, I loved that he thought to call Dean first. Because Dean is his first friend, and his best friend. You know if he had called Bobby or Sam, he’d get to the point that
friends-call-me-satan: tiredstarks: Maybe there was no dramatic reason for Fury’s personality change. Maybe he got his eyepatch, looked in the mirror, and asked himself; “you know what would match this? Cynicism and a trenchcoat.” I feel like
kriosv: badjokesbyjeff: So my twin brother called me from prison He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?” Jeff, we talked about your username.
gaycheatersu: A buddy of mine called me in a panic and told me that he was throwing a party for some old frat buddies of his and his entertainment back out last minute and wanted to know if I could help him out… He said “I promise you a good time!”
riku-eosphorus: vampireroxas:riku-eosphorus:He was… speaking to a king? “S-sorry, I… I didn’t know. If I may ask… why are you speaking with someone like me, Your Highness..?”Roxas quickly replied “N-No please don’t call me that. As I
“Mmh, yeah.” He said, licking his lips. “It’s not everyday I get a case that needs this kind of treatment. It’s special, you know.” “Oh, yeah, it is really special, Doctor Murkgreed.” She whimpered, clawing at his scalp. “Call me Gary,
dylan put on Modify, and there’s this guy who calls himself a “narcissistic nihilist.” He then went on to say, “I don’t really know what that means."
lifewithajetsetter: bankuei: ai-yo: whoissugar: liveluvpinkiie: Wait what!?! Lmao You know what… Oh yeah this made me laugh for days what was the video called? This look like some shit my homey Dion would do… Classic battle he had some bars
littlefuzzysheep: welcometokristensworld: I know this has been posted a million times but I REALLY love the way he moves his mouth when he says that. Call me weird…. ;) i feel you girl i understand its hawt
bertholdtvevo: yesterday this kid came in my bio class dressed as link and i was like “its link” and he just sighed of relief and said “do you know how many people have called me zelda today you are the first one to call me link”
When Mr. Crude saw Kari stretched out on her blanket he stopped and asked, “Are you warm enough, Kari? I know it’s warmer than usual, but it’s not what I’d call hot.”“I could stand to be warmer. Would you like to get me warmed up, Mr. Crude?”
Niece plopped down onto the sofa, looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Saturday at last! I’m ready to take it easy, be casual and comfortable, and not think about all the other pervs!”“Other pervs? Are you calling me a perv?” he asked.“You know
cheatersandcucks: “I know he’s your bully, sweetie. You don’t have to worry, though, because I would never let him do anything. You can trust me. We’re just going to be studying, that’s all. Now, make sure you don’t call me. I have a feeling
aestheticsupremacy: whorenato:🤴🏻 gag on me and call me Daddy your suffering makes him even cockier. he knows how wet that makes you, and he’ll always be there to take advantage of your pathetic weaknesses.
mass-grave-aesthetics: jgarv: supermoclel: a brony called me unattractive that’s right he called me ugly because i have hair on my legs You know what I find unattractive? Narcissism, fishing for compliments, refusing to believe that someone
girl-let-me-call-you-black: You know he dead
galgadotssss-deactivated2016071: You know, I have actually thought about this moment. A lot. What would Jess say to me if I ever saw him again? I mean, he just took off, no note, no call, nothing, how could he explain that? And then a year goes by. No
palebruise: i think it’s cute when my boyfriend calls me banana, he’s like ‘okay banana’ or ‘you’re cute banana’, i don’t even know why he does it, but it’s cute.
Did you know the movie UP is 10 years old? I never thought something can be so charming and heart breaking as you age. Here’s a Russell because he truly did go above and beyond the call of duty That movie made me cry like every 3 mins.
beautiful-blue-eyed-girl: Calling it a night tumblr. Tomorrow is going to be an emotionally hard day for me. It will be 1 year since my Father’s death….he was so young…. yet I know he’s looking down on his baby girl and smiling. Love You Dad💙
