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jaspuppy: me, analyzing feelings and motivations of fictional characters: me, trying to understand myself and my feelings:
chelseaperetti: Yeah, I know, you want to do that thing where we’re arguing and fighting, but then suddenly it’s like, “Whoa, this is hot,” and we start making out. Dream on!
The Person You Fabricated To Exist In Your Maladaptive Love Fantasies Does Not Fucking Exist In The Real World So You Need To Stop Dutifully Lying In Wait For An Imaginary Coping Mechanism That You Hope Will One Day Physically Manifest Itself In Front
ifpaintingscouldtext: Joan Rhodes | Dame Laura Knight | 1955
cutestrology: getting out of the comfort zone or having major life changes can be really hard for Taurus risings (and other Taurus placements, of course). They value security and look for security within the world, they want to be safe and once they
astrollusion: iilluminaughty: Me when I haven’t eaten. FIXED SIGNS
prasejeebus: Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. Me: sees an opportunity to be pettyMe:
cutestrology: when you tell an earth/air sign they are wrong
What the Retrogrades in Your Natal Chart Mean
lzbth: swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
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goddessofidiocy: thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing
rigaya: labias: If this ain’t true!!!!! serious shit lmao
unconditions: i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it
poppopmygoodbitch: now this is a BIG MOOD
Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it's the same story that you just keep improving and I'm proving but there's fixed points you always have to keep in there
verycharismaticdragon: nzagul: me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:
stonebutchcowboy: shiftythrifting: a very unsettling plate found in Cracow, Poland Empowering
whitepeopletwitter: Every night
mysticalcoffeequeen: *Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes* “yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”
saturnianbitch: Venus in the houses: thirsty edition 💓💦I’ve received many requests for what venus in each house is a slut for, so I went ahead and made a whole post. Venus in the first: • relentless flirting • breathtaking beauty • the
weasleyswizardwheezs: Me during the day: ughhh i want to sleep so baddd take me homeee i’m so tiredd Me when i’m supposed to fall asleep: i’m going to read 538484829 fanfics because i can’t sleep !!!!!!1!1
sexandtheastrology: you: * arguing and making valid points to prove you’re actually right*a fixed sign (taurus, leo, scorpio, & aquarius):
astrologanize: 8th house stelliums either drop you like a hot potato or hold onto u for years and years there is no in between
narramin: my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings* my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*
thedarkperidot: Signs you grew up lonely - Chasing people who don’t want you -Making up lots of stories and worlds -Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to -Excessive reading -Daydreaming -Clinging emotionally to others -Being the ‘disposable’
uglyodd: my brain in times of crisis:
dankmemeuniversity:
elanormcinerney: Euripides | Bakkhai | A new version by Anne Carson
spankmejimin:Our parents warned us about men stalking us on the internett but oh look how the tables have turned
he's lying to u girl
talkdrarrytome:
ryan-dancing-on-the-staircase: Me, trying to solve a simple math question
jumex:These are all important things
105ttt: Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream
TenRose is life
books-read-in-nooks: “Wow, you own so many books! You must read all the time!” Me, secretly knowing a high percentage of those books I haven’t actually read yet:
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
imstuckinarut-astrology: Some whimsical spiritual teacher of some sort: Let your resentment go. Taurus and Scorpio: But its mine.
tylerhoech: some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows
aqua-aries: “Like i said”“I know”“Absolutely not”Mantras of the fixed signs
aestheticofanartist:Me: *reads fan-fiction so I can feel the love and affection that I’m not getting*
barduils: woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much* me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this
koffidoesstuff: Me listening to a song and hallucinating a whole ass music video with my otp
demonicbitch: worries you always go back to1st house stellium: appearance. am i too much? do people like me? how do i present myself to others ? who am i ? am i the person i portray myself to be? what impact do i have on others? do i like myself?2nd
thebootydiaries:How I flirt: *stares from distance*
tinaschild: me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced? me:
textsfromhetalians: me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:
pinktapegf:anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:sometimes i order things i could easily go out and buy from the store online just for the euphoria of receiving a packageme: it’s literally the exact same boring bottle of shampoo that you can go out right now and
buffskierights:i made a quiz. it’s a good quiz. i spent 5 hours on this quiz. please take this quiz.what your taste in men says about you
nineteencigarettes:Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to
uroko-ai: — it’s like there’s a door in my mind. and behind it is, is the entire ocean.— and what will happen if you open the door?— i’ll drown.
