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“But what about my old life?” I asked.“What old life?” He answered.“You know… ummm…” but I couldn’t remember. All I know is the joy of being used as a fuck toy. Why would I want anything else?
delusionsofamuse: You know what one of the best things in the world is? Being with someone who fills you emotionally as much as they fill you physically. Sex had literally never been as good as it is with Sir in my entire life and I miss everything about
politicalsexkitten: thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
iammissanna: tzikeh: the-fault-in-our-wifi: oh my fucking god Everyone go home. The internet is over. Okay, you know what? I just reblogged this but I wanna get geeky over it. ‘Cause this is some high-class humor right here, and if you don’t
every. damn. day. no joke, this is my fucking life every single day. i just gotta find a happy balance. find what works for me, then stick to it and stop fucking worrying about it.
Everyone is high tonight...
what more can i say this kid is my best friend my brother and fam brother for life always there when needed fuck what you heard this niqqa the realist of them all i love this kid nothing but fam
What follows is my journal entry from my third encounter with Sir. ———————————OH MY GOD. Life is fucking amazing. I have so much to say… So he had been teasing me all week about our Monday meetup. I was so excited! I got my hair
holdbeast: absedarian: obsessionisaperfume: suricattus: robotmango: madamethursday: tariqk: eclecticmuses: roane72: alwayshometomarvel: roane72: esterbrook: roane72: The thing about Tumblr that probably makes me saddest is the underlying
What the ACTUAL fuck is my hair doing?! All I did was take off my headband, and suddenly I look like an extra from the Mary Tyler Moore show.This is the longest my hair has been in a decade. Mom suggested I should use this opportunity to grow it out,
yuribeka: M Y F * C K I N G G O D T A B E K
yamadoong: YAMACHII KISS COSPLAY. WHAT THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LIFE OTL ALL THE PICTURES OTL ALL THE FANFICTIONS OTL ALL MY THE MINDFUCKS OTL THEY ALL ARE HERE DANCING CONGA IN FRONT OF ME OTL SOMEBODY PINCH ME PLEASE .. NO,DON’T DO IT OTL JUST LEAVE
darpagideon: loveurself2: beendead400years: angfdz: 124: nahel-argama: u didnt….. FUCK ////: i hate yall what do this mean? What is this? What is my life?
//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you
i’ve been having such intense rotg feels i’m about to burst and that shitty movie that changed my fucking life has its third anniversary tomorrow so what better time to indulge in furry cuddles
1hat3u: hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
hispinkandyellowhuman:WHAT??? IS THIS A POST ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND???????? YES IT IS. THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE
mygayassshenanigans: tor-schluss-panik: tygermama: majortvjunkie: NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CALL CHONKY holy shit that cat is jackedlike, what gym does it go to? OH LAWD HE COMIN ok it would make my fucking LIFE if a jacked cat came up to me for a
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance
cocotingo: music-cecilia-3: johanatis: theletterwsarseflap: my-endless-eternity: seyiku: Also MY LIFE Second to last one for me. My life right now Thats just like me Why does it hurt? Oh yeah, I know why.
I feel like all therapy has really done is provided me with resurfaced memories to flashback over about my family and how it is becoming really obvious that I have been verbally and emotionally abused my whole life, and still am.
hikatokage: politicalsexkitten: thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
if this isn't nice, what is?
lvlust: missredaholic: super-galaxy-gurren-lagann: just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is this is the most disgusting thing ive ever read in my life What the fuck
scaredcoffeebean: why glasses suck they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck 3D movies dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without
doctorbatman: florawrsaurus: thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING HOLY FUCK I AM ACTUALLY CRYING I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN I AM SO SORRY The same
gremlint: the cursed child plot is the worst thing ive read in my entire life please read it i’m losing my mind
imasupermuteant: roahnari: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: an ancient and terrible curse. Oglaf makes my fucking life better. No but it is so so important that you know what happens next:
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral
ka-kayla: rest-is-for-thedead: sircrumplehat: an-unsuccessful-textpost: abdielysg: smilingwiththebeatles: thedarkfoolofhearts: mastertigress: princessaurorarose: fashionlikeaboss: This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life WHAT
mockingatlas: dapperasadinosaur: What gets me in this scene is George lost the most important person in his life and he’s grieving, he’s terrified, he’s confused and he doesn’t know what to do. But he sees his little brother come in. And
doctor-nicole: idkimoutofideas: politicalsexkitten: thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved
i have a bad feeling that i’m going to write my essay about a bowl of oatmeal… and use it to explain that years of searching can result in answers thought of whilst enjoying the simple pleasure or something of that genre…
gigglymexicans: youre-beautifull: bi0logy: FUCKING PRESS PLAY AND HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN OUT OF THE BACK OF YOUR GODDAMN SKULL. JUST DO IT. OMG shit I’m so fucking sure. Wtf. What is my life.
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
imgonnamakeachange: cardio-margarita-squats: the-beardedgentleman: thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING I can’t handle this. I’m fucking bawling
smoulder-soldier: batched: thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING Watch the whole video though!! If the gif set made you sad, PLEASE watch the video
loreweaver-universe: “…Sapphire…?” “NO! I’M FUCKING DONE! I’M FUCKING DONE!” “THIS IS BULLSHIT!” THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!” “WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS MY LIFE!?” “I can’t do it, Ruby.” “…Well, I’ll
siriusblaque: fleur delacour is so important i can’t even put it into words badass girl whose “most precious” was her sister, who despite what anyone might think of her (cough molly cough ron cough hermione cough) looks past any aesthetic unpleasantries
OH SHIT GUYS I AM THE JOKER. SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK. I AM A PSYCHOPATH. FUCK.
dduane:themasterslover:seriously-what-is-my-life:xanthewalter:wrong-url-motherfucker:Government, Monty Python StyleStill brilliantly funny all these years later.BEST INSULTS whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few
lifeinpoetry: I realize that being a woman is a lot like being a planet—I can’t decide what my gravity attracts. I am as helpless as I am powerful. I am very powerful. — Rita Feinstein, from Life on Dodge
thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
whats-ruining-my-life: jannesinjrv: internets-bests: enter–the–voidd: qualitees: only1600kids: I NEED THIS I found it! My life is COMPLETE I need this! Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead I have reblogged this so many times
barlightsareblinkingintime: science-and-magic: Zarifa gets me a Westwood tee. I cry in excitement. Send picture to bf. Says that it looks like Moriarty is holding up the ladies. WHAT IS MY LIFE i’m such a good fucking friend but where did you get
Is it just me or do people remember ex-friends and think, “Ahh, thank goodness I’m no longer friends with that cunt.”?
mikalopsia: Dude. As if you reblog my photos, but delete the caption on the one that mentions my boyfriend.What’s wrong? Is me being a human being with my own life and relationships killing your boner?Smh, the cheek of some people.
perferted: thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING OMFG IM CRYING
hazurasinner: “You’re weak.” That awkward moment when you feel like doodling intense fights to relief stress. Wasn’t going to post this but liked how it turned out so I cleaned the drawing a bit to look less messy. This idea has been on my mind
madridista-4-life: New title and description for upcoming Steven Universe episode!
loreweaver-universe: “No! I’m fuckin’ done! I’m fuckin’ done!” “No, you’re not.” “THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!” “WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT IS THIS!?” “WHAT IS MY LIFE!?” “I can’t do it, Sapphire.”
Steven Universe Hourly
butterflyshark: dizmama: ryuuhoho: this is going to kill my hand jfc why did i decide this was how I wanted to do the hair wh y here is a MUCH HAIR tip that will probably make your life %10 easier!pick any brush u want and freely sketch yo hair
WHAT THE FUCK IM CRYI N G I CANT BELIEVE THIS
fireflywonder: Mary: Let’s play 20 questions, you start. Katarina: Uh okay, what’s your favorite color? Mary: Triangle. Are you into girls?
equalistmako: equalistmako: This is even more disappointing than my life choices Oh… right. Well, I mean this still sucks for people without iPods/iPhones. ugh why can’t I just read it on my computeR THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR *flips
