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yourbootblack: You know, if you’d behaved when I asked you to, this wouldn’t be happening right now. Well, it probably still would be — but I’d at least have a bit more sympathy.

premature-quickshot-ejaculator: “Honey, I told you there would be a punishment for cumming too quickly. That’s why you get a ruined orgasm. This wouldn’t have happened if you had better stamina.”

southhallspsu: forcuriousguys: thatgetsmegoing: Oh my. If it was a hot gay guy, I wouldn’t mind being walked in on actually. Follow Guy Curious for more like this. I’d love for this to happen. Hot stud walk in randomly and start servicing

betabreeder: domnator2: No use fighting me, it’s gonna happen. If I couldn’t control your every movement to maximize my pleasure, you wouldn’t be in this position. Struggle again and I will choke you out and continue the fuck. You don’t have

aarymis: 2hot2bstr8: oh my gosh i wouldn’t be kissing him, i’d have my mouth over the head of his cock catching every DROP of that load. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!! Ok guys if this happens because you got distracted please don’t be told to lick it up.

pasteldaemon: Night 2 - Part 2 Was gonna put the doctor’s notes on the pillow inbetween what was going on, but all it basically boils down to is if she hadn’t started humping it, this wouldn’t have happened. [It’s only trying to be helpful~]

ceecee1989: “Sorry about that, Sis . . . but this wouldn’t have happened if you’d just let me finish off in your mouth like I wanted. Maybe next time, you won’t be so stubborn.”

meadows-furry-field: two-ts: garstking colored some lines that kennoarkkan did in his latest stream!These two got detention from the previous pic, but they’re serial delinquents. You know…If this happened in detention, I wouldn’t be the goody

completelydifferentb1a4: B1A4 will try to convince young WM trainees that the building is haunted. The youngsters don’t buy it, but the boys themselves start feeling a bit unsettled by their own tales. They’re now afraid to walk around it alone.

kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if

manyblinkinglights: ironicdavestrider: You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened. #im not sure what good they expect these streetcars to do when no one will be able to find them

fishf1y: “You’re probably thinking that this can’t be happening, but I’m going to die. This is my last day. If i knew this was going to happen, I would of got up earlier. I wouldn’t of slept in and I wouldn’t of been late. I would of

snorlaxatives: new item on the menu I wouldn’t be surprised at all if this happened with how retarded fast food places are now.

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if

brocursion: damn kirschtein maybe if you’d put on ur 3d gear this wouldn’t be HAPPENING thanks 2 nessi 4 suggestion on making the birds recon corps birds HOPEFULLY A PRINT I WILL BE SELLING AT YOUMACON NEXT WEEK (where’s my table???? the eternal

riverselkie: i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love

femmedove:Types of Doctor Who Episodes:1. Capitalism sucks2. Imperialism sucks3. Something something global warming4. Friendship is magic :)5. Sad Time6. Wouldn’t it be messed up if this happened?

girl-human: today at school my little brother had an asthma attack and it was so bad that he was throwing up and some little shit came up to him while he was on the ground and said ‘this wouldn’t be happening to you if you weren’t so fat’ and

fasterfood: due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they

kerrypolka:kinkstertime:This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they

insomniacs-rps: Louie couldn’t help but find the blond rather adorable when he slept, so peaceful and care free. He smiled to himself each time Jean moved closer to him for warmth, knowing that if he were awake this wouldn’t be happening so he took

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if

kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

acoustickub: thefatdrake: matrim-notabloodylord-cauthon: thingstolovefor: “Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it! Jesus, this one hurts. If we didn’t have hate then a few these wouldn’t even happen because there would be no need. wow,

does anyone else have a problem with playing hokori takaku aru tame ni on expert where it stops registering taps whenever it hits a certain part in the chorus?? i’ve had this happen on a few occasions and i wouldn’t be bothered by it if it weren’t

kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if

boobsdontworkthatway: mephtheoocderp: ssjgssjgoku: game studios wouldn’t have to worry about things like this happening if they’d stop making games with jiggly boob physics boobsdontworkthatway It would actually be useful if boobs did work that

quelloras: She didn’t care about the healers. She had tried to tell him. If she had this baby, she wouldn’t be caring for it. If that ‘miracle’ happened, the guilt would consume her. All the what-ifs in the world would never be enough to fill

girl-human: today at school my little brother had an asthma attack and it was so bad that he was throwing up and some little shit came up to him while he was on the ground and said ‘this wouldn’t be happening to you if you weren’t so fat’ and

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if

kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did. Life

kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if

kerrypolka:kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they

kerrypolka:kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they

cherryhearteye: antivoltron: antivoltron: this may be a hard pill to swallow for some people but like. 90% of the fires in australia wouldn’t be happening right now if people had just fucking listened to indigenous peoples literally just. give us

poztony: bradinmpls: Five days until IML! I have no idea what will happen. I am ready for anything and if you follow my blog you know that leaves a HUGE window of opportunity. Something like this may happen and I may be involved, and wouldn’t say

fached13: “You’re probably thinking that this can’t be happening, but I’m going to die. This is my last day. If i knew this was going to happen, I would of got up earlier. I wouldn’t of slept in and I wouldn’t of been late. I would of

kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

friendshipismax: discoursestorm: flayingporpoise: my fan-fiction is BEST fan fiction The worst part is, if not for copyright, this wouldn’t even be considered abnormal to happen in the show Fuck it just make it an actually episode.

whitegirlsaintshit: I swear to god if u eat chicken like this not only will I break up with u on site but I will square up and uppercut ya ass

hoodoodyke: chronicillnesshelp: i could literally be hemorrhaging on the ground and some of my doctors would still try to blame it on my anxiety and say its all in my head “If you had taken your meds correctly, this wouldn’t have happened.”“I

yvetteyou: spiritualinspiration: 10 Things Jesus Never Said 1. You’re too far gone to be saved 2. I’m so disappointed in you 3. This wouldn’t be happening if you were a better Christian 4. It’s okay not to love certain people 5. Everyone should

girl-human: today at school my little brother had an asthma attack and it was so bad that he was throwing up and some little shit came up to him while he was on the ground and said ‘this wouldn’t be happening to you if you weren’t so fat’ and

please-just-fuck-me-already: If I had the chance I’d make sure we’d be fucking you like this every single weekend… we’d be fucking your pussy so good you wouldn’t even understand what was happening.

strangeparker: destroya-phan: strangeparker: tbh if this happened to me idk if i’d even be mad that’s funny But wouldn’t buying these separately be more expensive???

kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they

manyblinkinglights: ironicdavestrider: You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened. #im not sure what good they expect these streetcars to do when no one will be able to find them

yaoist:singthepraise:iiterative:‘the point of fiction is to build the world we want to see!’ respectfully. No It Is Not. the point of fiction is to make up some guys and then be like “wouldn’t it be fucked up if this happened to them?” the purpose

spiritualinspiration: 10 Things Jesus Never Said 1. You’re too far gone to be saved 2. I’m so disappointed in you 3. This wouldn’t be happening if you were a better Christian 4. It’s okay not to love certain people 5. Everyone should believe

duckflyfly: You know, you’re the only reason I met Oliver. Oh, stop. If I didn’t make him hack that ad agency to impress you, none of this would be happening. And wouldn’t you prefer that? No… because then I wouldn’t have Oliver.

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: kakuzu: how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free This has happened twice cause I have the best followers ever ps if anyone still feels the need to buy me a pizza I wouldn’t be against

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