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thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

softgrungelilly: pinkiedash: princessmarshmallow: hentaiyarou: Kimi wo Mukaeni NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHY DO I KEEP GOING TO THE YAOI TAG, I KEEP SEEING SHIT LIKE THIS, AND THIS IS THE WORST SO FAR This is NOT how a relationship fucking works! If this

gadsden-flag: meetmeinthememory: furelise: cool um ow? WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THIS?! THIS WOULD HURT LIKE NAPALM, SHIT! Uhm, a lot of people? If it’s done correctly and the temperature of the wax is watched and kept relatively low (for

evesvitamins: chickynyc: chocolate-socrates: see this what i do when you hitting some kat from behind and she got some cheeks, you let her throw it back like that and just watch the ass bounce … then you talk shit to her, cussing, and all that, talk

brittanyneedshelp: no whips, chains, or crazy torture devices required… this is the face of joy, this is what it looks like when you cut the shit and do what you were born to do. somebody big, strong, and powerful anoints you with his interest, blesses

bbcdread: chocolatenvanillamix: This is the most funniest video I have ever seen…I have to keep this shit LMAO!!! See this shit? It’s because ya’ll do shit like this that we loooooove fucking, breeding, and turning your women into our personal

just gonna let y’all know that like 90% of the r/wb/y aus i make/made i do so for the aesthetic only…. if u ask me deep complicated story shit ill just be like idk they kiss then they fight and then they kiss again the end

tentacle-muffins: Felt like doing something with Floor Bored. OC on the right belongs to @mcsweezyProbably gonna do some more OCs I like in various situations xP oh goshmuh fetishthis looks fucking awesome dude, i love it!

exposingonlineracists: What white supremacy does: Kills us Imprisons us Made us slaves Keeps us as unequals Had us experimented on Give us less job opportunities Got us sterilized Abuses us Means we are not properly represented in the media Our looks

nefepants: thahalfrican: This shit killed me lmaooooo This is like listening to a record scratch over and over again, in really uneven and painful intervals.

seeing this gave me an instant fight or flight reaction

I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved

theawesomeadventurer: retrogamingblog: Japan has Pokemon Gashapon machines that dispense miniature gashapon machines with tiny prizes this is the shit I do like

thedeadflag: theconqueeror: linrenzo: localstarboy: Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I’ve ever seen This really got to me. Like how can y’all just sit there and not do shit but quick to get up over a burger Not to

das-taube-spuern: bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life

youcanholdit: myomosecret: sdaourleos: From the people who brought you this famous video. Check out their real page, here. That’s the shit I do like 🙌🏼 This is so real! MMmm! This is possibly one of the hottest pieces of desperation / wetting

wanheda: ok so this gif is excellent, as always BUT!! if you reverse the frames it looks like they’re staring real fuckin hard into each other’s eyes and then shaw just violently drags root on top of her and that’s some good shit right there

lady-sith: Do you see everything that is wrong with this picture?! Look at this seriously, this is justin beiber, in like candyland…candyland is fucking kid shit look at how child appealing this is. Than do you see that in the background it says SEX.

tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit I can’t go back to the health center they treated me like shit, because I had sex and allowed myself to get a uti I can’t do this I can’t do this I can’t be a person I’m

Can people stop acting like Bob’s Burgers is new and subversive comedy? I like some episodes, but I really can’t get on the fan train for a cartoon that had an episode dedicated to trans sex workers and continuously conflated the trans women

tagami-yami: Sometimes this happens, where you get something long in advance, but hey, it works out in the end, yeah? So I bring unto thee a quick impression of the DMMd TV series’ domestic Bluray release. I might do a more thorough report later,

Don’t scroll past this – This is important. If we don’t act now fandom life online as we know it could be history, well, the internet as we know it could be history. So if you live in the EU take action and save the internet!

samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they

Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy

passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit

justgowithitbabe: nawyougood: paradoxdot: reedisonspeed: I went parasailing and this is all you could see for miles. Creeped me the fuck out what do you mean creeped out this is the coolest shit ever aint shit cool about this. looks like a bunch

lalnascastle: IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

beifongoutlaw: WHOA WHOA. HOLD UP. Whoever the fuck you are that is NOT right WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? Seriously people don’t hurt people for your own selfish reasons. You see this? THIS IS BULL SHIT. Don’t freaking do this

ladragonaria: Do you ever realize you want to ship your own characters and then you realize: ‘Wait… this isn’t a ship… If I’m the writer… so this is canon! I’m a god! I AM THE MASTER OF THE SEA! I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR SHIPS MAY SAIL AND

snufkin-snufkout: finn-theheroguy: unfriendlyjewishhottie: motivatedslacker: anhonestdrug: DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS. And there’s

vvebkinz: vvebkinz: this is an important question do babies pee in the womb update: they do and im going to adopt

marquixcoterie: dingzhu: only like one of the inkstand creators can code this is all suspicious as fuck do you realize how many servers you need. you are literally inviting an audience of thousands of people INSTANTLY. Your site will literally crash

crescendope: oh fuck yea this is the shit I do like

undietaker: Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”

sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH

yayamartin: gaytofugaming: woodmeat: qooraxdi: thebestoftumbling: Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x) This is so cute like when do babies start learning these things like she’s scaring the shit out of her

anime-and-yaoi-lover: guys, THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING, SAD AND EPIC MMD VIDEO just WATCH

the-rain-monster: maddmoll: Last night I took some mushrooms and coloured with crayons. This is the result. Well shit, that seems like something everyone should do at least once.

trohmeo: i think whats kinda sad is that for some of us chubby people, the idea of being asked out for stuff like valentines day and dances and shit is so foreign than if we were asked, or given a card, or told we’re beautiful, we’d assume it’s

thearcanetheory: zaatarwitholives: obliquecity: roxygen: Internet intimidation between armies is apparently the new norm. this is the most surreal shit like is this what we’re doing now in 2012 Surreal indeed. WHY COULDNT YOU JUST HAVE A TWITTER

theawesomeadventurer: retrogamingblog: Japan has Pokemon Gashapon machines that dispense miniature gashapon machines with tiny prizes this is the shit I do like

sexxxisbeautiful: huffingtonpost: Dude’s Texts Are Exactly What Not To Do When A Woman Cancels A Date Words like “overreacting” and “psycho” don’t help. oh dear god this is like every terrible text a woman has ever received all rolled up

Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.

guys really are so stupid like I allowed you the privilege of seeing me naked and this is the shit you pull???? I’m so angry guys are soOOOoo DUMB

jamtastik: freekahzoid: NO That shit is going to be like 贄 per controller i hope this isnt the final product…official word comes on the 20th, so im really hoping this is not their idea. do you know how often i drop my controllers or they just

lameborghini:my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

babybutta: tanaebrianab: 30thchamber: nocanonhere: number1dreamgirl: WHAT!!!!! This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day This isn’t some shit anybody can just do, this is talent you gotta be

the-rain-monster: maddmoll: Last night I took some mushrooms and coloured with crayons. This is the result. Well shit, that seems like something everyone should do at least once.

grapejellyking:weaintaboutshit: yungasura: regalasfuck: dickstranglerrrr: littleolmeandthensome: Yall trying to get people killed Don’t do no dumb shit like this dont do this dog this is the worst idea ever lmao It is a horrible idea but you

egkardios: the-descolada: jalceperalta: ok ok listen i know a lot of people have been bringing up the fact that they dont like brooklyn nine nine because they feel like it’s a “pro-cop show” and it’s “idolizing a gross system” but like??

how-ill: stayywideawakeee: 4mb4h: starsandbars3: guceubcuesu: Fuck the popo THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES. WHAT OMG holy shit! i do this on a daily in my dads car my mum drives like this all the time i am not

rhinocio: Garnet and Steven’s relationship is a metaphor for coming out of the closet. In the first season, Garnet is doing her best to take the place of leader among the Crystal Gems, and, like Rose before her, has begun to live a life of secrets.

kurozu501: keyofjetwolf: ACTUAL LOL PEARL TOTALLY SOLD STEVEN OUT THAT IS MARVELOUS #pearl is the fussiest bossiest mum #but have her in a situation where garnet might disapprove and suddenly she’s three and i love it #I MEAN AMETHYST I EXPECTED

aplpaca: “do you like voltron?” YES YES YES YESALKSDBLLBAKLSDL AAAAAAAA “are you in the voltron fandom?” i greatly enjoy about 1.12% of it if thats what youre asking

How do you like my shirt??(dafts-delux-den)GIMME THAT SHIT

silent-shanin: I can’t upload it by ask for some reason ;A; Send me some Negitoro (or only Miku or Luka) AU/designs and I’ll draw/design ‘em

I drew a small comic (if you even call it that) for the wf!au. I really like and Blake makes a horrible kidnapper. Hope you like it. good shit good shit that is some good shit if i do say so myself

fuckrashida: This is the most romantic shit I’ve ever seen in my life Yooo so many questions like why she gotta do him like that & why is he taking it & like why is this me? Bahahahahahahahaha

peachemojimami: fuckrashida: This is the most romantic shit I’ve ever seen in my life Yooo so many questions like why she gotta do him like that & why is he taking it & like why is this me? Bahahahahahahahaha I am HYPERVENTILATING @ these

montanajack: peachemojimami: fuckrashida: This is the most romantic shit I’ve ever seen in my life Yooo so many questions like why she gotta do him like that & why is he taking it & like why is this me? Bahahahahahahahaha He looking like

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