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Hey guys! I got a little TIP JAR thing going! If you like what I do, please consider buying me a coffee! <3 It’ll be just like a date, but theres no romance or physical contact. JUST COFFEE.disclaimer that the money isn’t actually going towards
cervaantes: “That’s the thing that poisoned me from 2013 or 2012 to 2014, "we just want you to look beautiful” over, and over, and over in my head, until I just wanted to look ugly all the time. Please. Don’t tell me not do it cause
WiP of the daki design that’s gonna be free for y’all to print it outI CAN’T wait till I finish it goddamnit but I barely see atm, I am so tired :”D
One of the things that bugs me the most about wannabe internet doms is making impossible requests, then getting mad if you can’t do them for viable reasons. I’ll always try my heart out to please people and if I can’t complete a task
please PLEASE try not to get covid, if you can. i promise you ms rona is still out here and attacking
woopyun: “Pictures are the only thing that lasts.” - Myungsoo (L)
Hey anti-SJWs, here’s a list of things that trigger me, please don’t do these:
mens-rights-activia: gay-things-and-stuff: gay-things-and-stuff: caroldanvers-ismywife: How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt HoW!? 400 pounds!?!?!???
please message me things that you like about me
petrichorlore: #she speaks to me on a human level #just because your life is not together at the moment doesn’t mean you aren’t capable #of extraordinary things #that’s the best message DW ever gave me #at least RTD era #Moffat does not affect
submissivemisty: Hhmmmm yes all that please!! Wanna role play? Send me a scenario Kik me - mistyinsnyder
conversatanparade: please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and look at your forearm just take a good long look at that thing the average length of a (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long 9.75 INCHES so please, the next time you describe
purmu: that one post with this panel has been on my dash like 4 times today i give up e: please fullview, tumblr did terrible things to the resolution again
If you lost me in a crowd, what "offensive" thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track me down? :P
newtosub: Oh the things that make me wet… Please do NOT remove captions! Happy Humiliation Friday!
monsterbite-qqq: Nami Komatsu - Surely she isn’t the hottest chick featured in Tokyo Hot, but she has a few things that pleases me: Nice pale skin, sexy ass hips and thighs, wearing a nice outfit and a gaping cervix. I wish she would have gotten
The things that Please Me
that feeling you get when stoic, supposedly uncaring characters say thank you to someone and does that thing where they smile the sweetest smile and their eyes crinkle and no please stop.
koujakuandthediamonds: slam dunk me into a cereal bowl which actually has milk „ , „„ you reading that fic is the best thing that has ever happened to any of uS EVER
i think technology hates me today because apps on my phone keep crashing, my tablet was lagging, my computer kept disconnecting from the internet, and my ds keeps giving me error codes.
k0mahinami: Me too Aoba,me too… my headcanon is that fem!Clear doesn’t need to shave bc she’s a robot more dramatical yuri bc moe girls is the only thing i can draw…g…omen… They were going to the beach btw
Please tell me that I am not the only one who has been making jokes about Zagan liking lolipops…
Personal crap under the cut. Feel free to ignore. Apparently there is a blog going around at http://ur-postin-publicly.tumblr.com/ that is taking things labeled “please do not reblog” and reblogging them to prove a point maybe? I dunno. I have
littledarlingnikky: Please. Slap me. Choke me. Spank me. Bite me. Slam me up against a wall. I like pain. It’s the only thing that makes me feel good.
Little me that used to live inside me, Please come back!! I really miss you and the fun we used to have. I miss being excited to color or watch cartoons or do little things. It’s been so long, I just need you back. Sincerely, the empty body you
livingthroughbooks: twirlyeleven: I just want Jon Snow and Arya Stark to live long enough to reunite, and then I’ll be so deliriously happy I won’t care who ends up on the throne. YES THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO ME
theladyjanedoe: fuckmedaddy-please: naughtykittykittykat: crimson-uncovered: Things that turn me on when they’re said in a stern voice:“No.”“Behave.”“Look at me when I’m speaking to you.”“Don’t you dare.”“Get over my knee.”“You’ll
joyfulldreams: -extc-: okayysophia: mijo: u lilerly walk en la agua cochina esa Can some translate please??? “I love Miami beaches. But there’s one thing. That gets me pissed off and I hate. You litterally walk in the dirty water there. And
turntleaf: because animal crossing was the only thing that got me through it all “and remember that bad times, are just times that are bad” very pleased with my first tattoo 💘✨
"If anyone knows what this thing does, PLEASE TELL ME."
nixtevs-hugo-boss:this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort”
Can I just say real quick that jokes about serious topics aren’t always bad. It’s not uncommon for me to joke about things like death and anorexia because I’ve experienced it personally and it makes me feel a little better that I’m
Please don’t make me watch a movie that will make me feel things.
owlturdcomix: Gotta reach for that outrage. image / twitter / facebook / patreon
stardroid: darthmoonmoon: kaguramutsuki: please watch this this video made me into who i am today It is 1:30 and I am hollering laughing. HE LOOKS SO UPSET BY THIS
joetrohmanpng: do that thing where u send me ‘hey’ and i put my music on shuffle and give u my fav line from that song
5 Things That Make Me Happy
littleteapot64: fuckmedaddy-please: naughtykittykittykat: crimson-uncovered: Things that turn me on when they’re said in a stern voice: “No.” “Behave.” “Look at me when I’m speaking to you.” “Don’t you dare.” “Get over my knee.”
nealnnicky: nealnnicky: Nicky exposing in public park. We have our own fantasies like you guys. The only difference is that we make it possible. 😁 Nicky is a shy closet exhibitionist, who likes to do kinky things to please me. This is one of that.
cummbunny: things I forgot existed: greyson chance singing paparazzi how fast all snooki’s friend reacted when she got punched rob and big (rip big) nevershoutnever big poofy jackets with fur hoodsstrawberry fraps while watching the hillshanging
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
i feel like i’ve been deeply betrayed by someone who i thought was one of my close friends. i’m hurt, i’m angry, and i am completely mortified. i’m really hoping that i’ve just misunderstood some things and that he hasn’t just utterly backstabbed
Hey Bro! Next time when you jerking off , please lock the door..i just saw your juicy cock when i was passin’ by your room..And the thing that shocked me the most..is that you were looking at my pictures on your laptop..Aren’t you a little pervert !!
gleepglarp: casperhatespeople: Me with every bearded person ever. Every person ever toward my bearded dude.
god this not-having-sex-with-whoever-i-want thing that i’m doing because i’m trying to hold back and only have sex with people i could potentially be in a relationship with is SO DIFFICULT I AM SO FRUSTRATED I NEED TO HAVE SEX JESUS CHRIST
calicomeowth: please play undertale
yellowpillowcase: beigency: itsstuckyinmyhead: greythegryphon: masculinityissofragile: YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS. Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
