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pxyls: rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

It’s okay if you can’t stop staring at my pretty real tits. I can’t stop thinking about riding your big hard cock last night. I think having our flight delayed and sharing a motel room was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don’t know

artemispanthar:Me: *talks excessively about the thing I like*People: That’s weird and obsessiveMe: oh, okayMe: *only says a word or two when someone brings up the thing I like, shuts down or moves on or plays it off like I don’t want to talk

flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened

gavining: people who like my selfies (◕‿◕✿) people who leave nice replies on my selfies ∩(︶▽︶)∩ people who reblog my selfies with cute comments in the tags ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ

okama-kenpo: that thing that happens where you’re reading a really fucking good fanfiction and you have to put a hand over your face because you basically lose control of your mouth muscles, and you make all these mouth shapes that you don’t mean

pxyls: rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

transfemmefatale: “Can I talk to you? I won’t keep you long. I have to go somewhere and I don’t think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me.” Drive (2011)

romancegifs: I have to go somewhere and I don’t think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me. DRIVE (2011) dir. Nicolas Winding Refn

He’s drunk texting me, telling me that he likes me. I feel so happy right now. Good God man, pull yourself together! I don’t think this thing ever happens to me. 😂😁😃😄😧😓😅

gingerhaze: I’m worried the same thing will happen to me if I watch it even though I don’t like werewolf things and I have never liked werewolf things and I don’t see any reason I would like it I told that to a friend and he said “but there’s

Soooooo I’m sick. And the Laura Jane Grace show is tonight. Come on, life, I’ve dealt with enough shit this week, don’t you fucking dare take this away from me.

demoiselledefortune: Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I’ll give you either (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon(b) a reason he/she sucks© a reason he/she is awesomecakes(d) five things that never happened to that

avaruuskala: I made this piece a while ago for an ywpd zine that is probably not happening anymore so here you go! I don’t usually do collage stuff so idk what drove me to use this technique but it was an experiment I guess…?

pxyls: rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

morthils: i made some memes for The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Me™ also don’t try to tell me that erin wouldn’t fight a 6-year-old who called her a butt baby

bemusedlybespectacled: biochemprincess: There’s something to be said for fiction that’s predictable. Like I don’t always want to watch or read something that makes me nervous and wonder what’s going to happen. Sometimes it’s nice to read something

I feel like people who don’t have the maximum number of save files in a game have never played one of those old games where if you forgot to grab a thing 80 saves ago you are screwed and can’t finish the game anymore. That happened to me once

his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to

things that will never fail to make me cry:fun.’s the gamblershinee’s like a fire performance @tokyo domekouao

his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to still

justjensenanddean: “I would physically be embarrassed about things that happened, and that doesn’t happen anymore. I think it’s because if somebody is willing to judge me, then I don’t really care what they think” Jensen Ackles (PhxCon15)

pixelkitties: crackervolley: diaemyung: Just happened to me. I can’t scream during 2 am. uhm, those are actually beneficial to your house’s pest control :|, stupid I don’t care if late-night centipedes are the only thing keeping Lord Voldemort,

his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects

kgbm: his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects

I don’t talk when I’m supposed to. I hold things in and just get bulldozed over by whatever’s happening to me. Then I explode like an emotional volcano and come at you 100 diff. things that have been bothering me for the last 3 months!

r-f-deangelis: abstractcontraption: onlyfoolsandvikings: onlyfoolsandvikings: this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t Because you’re right That is why

pxyls: rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

sometimes I forget how much my last relationship fucked me up until I do some shit to get a woman to fuck me or feed my sexual desires and then pretend like she never existed. Essentially the same thing that happened to me, but I don’t pretend like

idk… just the force of sex is ugly to me. i don’t like that planned shit. it should just… happen for me. like it’s gotta be spontaneous or it most likely won’t happen. like don’t put me in a room and pull your pants down and assume

rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

oh yeah another retail thingif you don’t want to have to wait in a very long line for the cash register. don’t do your shopping on the last saturday afternoon before christmas? i mean sure you don’t like having to wait in line with your one item

his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to

Meeting you was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I don't feel alone anymore.

theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: bigblackcrocs: theawesomeadventurer: I don’t know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all week Discipline your child

flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened

Just a friendly reminder that just because you might not be going through THE worst thing to ever happen to anyone doesn’t mean your feelings aren’t valid and you don’t have the right to be just as sad as whoever DOES have it the worst.

flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened

flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened

“You were the best thing that ever happened to me there. You were my person” now that’s a message you don’t expect to get from someone you thought hated you and ignored you…. Wow.

infiltration: sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

You know that saying… “you don’t know what you got till it’s gone” Yeah that’s been happening to me alot, I try not to take things and people for granted, I didn’t think I did… Apparently I’m wrong.

his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to still

pxyls:rosebud-for-now:proudly-pro-choice:It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.-Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad this

flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened

stacylaynematthews: andrewproductionstv: THESE CLOWNS DON’T PLAY 😭 this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me and it didn’t even happen to me

flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened

pxyls: rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened

his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects

lovelysemixo:When I tell you that I love you, I don’t say it out of habit or for conversation. I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me. ♥️

59oz: the whole “if i push u away pull me back” shit pisses me off. like if u push me away, u clearly don’t realize im the best thing that will ever happen to you lol so i am going to leave.

rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to still

theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: bigblackcrocs: theawesomeadventurer: I don’t know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all week Discipline your child

pxyls: rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

sad-blowjob7: 7 months later I can’t decide if you’re the best Thing that happened to me or The worst? I want to be back in your arms but I don’t want you to touch my skin I want to kiss you with my eyes but I don’t want to see your

quotefeeling: “It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving

nlscentofawoman: Give in to me Don’t be scared. Nothing bad will happen. Trust me. I’m only here for one purpose and that is to make you feel good. Every single thing that is going to occur will do so for that single reason. You might consider some

flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened

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